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Re: How Can I Avoid Having A Girlfriend? by greall12(m): 8:20am On Jun 23, 2020
Always wearing rag , I mean dirty rag up and down.

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Re: How Can I Avoid Having A Girlfriend? by Liposure: 8:22am On Jun 23, 2020
What kind of question is this
Re: How Can I Avoid Having A Girlfriend? by coputa(m): 8:22am On Jun 23, 2020
tega2luv:
My brother Thier wahala and deceit is too much, I have fallen into wrongs hands of women in the past from betrayal to lies etc the pain is too much so i wanna give up on them but it's not easy for me especiallywhen i think of tasting the forbidden fruit and staying alone is a crime for me
If you cannot keep a girl now,it means you will not be able to get married in future,because,keeping a girlfriend is a marriage in training.life is full of deceit and hypocracy,especially in a relationship. It's a game of personal interest and not love.it's your fault,you take too many things for granted,hence they(girls)take advantage of your weaknesses. Look for a girl that suit your kind of person and also define the relationship,be secretive,don't tell them much about yourself,especially your financies,keep it low,with this,you will know the one that can stay with you.
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Re: How Can I Avoid Having A Girlfriend? by folasadeolasupo: 8:24am On Jun 23, 2020
Get married and set up your family
Re: How Can I Avoid Having A Girlfriend? by Liposure: 8:25am On Jun 23, 2020
tega2luv:
If only you know what awaits you, my brother if I no say naxo girls dey lie and Bleep around and always pretend they love you madly I for remain a virgin for life but after tasting that thing called puna e sweet me and now I cant leave it but I must weda d devil likes it or not
puna is bae

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Re: How Can I Avoid Having A Girlfriend? by MrNipplesLover(m): 8:26am On Jun 23, 2020
tega2luv:
please my fellow NLs , what are the ways or rather a step one can take to avoid getting a girlfriend.



the best way to do it, just be patronizing runs girls and make sure u fvck olosho on a regular, the thrills, funs and enjoyments you derive from that lifestyle won't make u think of having a girlfriend.

any girl that is giving u green light (cos no woman go come and toast you herself), she go look like olosho to u, and u no go get interest in her. even if u want get interest in her, approach her the way u approach runs girls, if she dey interested, na fvck and pay be that. no time for loving u.


this sounds crazy?

that's the way, bro. I'm an example.


greet u, bro.

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Re: How Can I Avoid Having A Girlfriend? by RealMillennial(m): 8:27am On Jun 23, 2020
SenorFax:
Most giving you the advice here are actually staying with their girlfriend, and definitely have 2-4 girlfriends.

Let them be deceiving you by giving motivation quotes
Better wise up. It's natural to have girlfriend unless you are impotent or gay

Pray you meet someone better, learn your lesson and move on. One day, you will know why your parents got married.

Does it matter if they're with women as they give the advice?
A junkie can give you the best advice you need to stay away from drugs forever.

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Re: How Can I Avoid Having A Girlfriend? by Nobody: 8:28am On Jun 23, 2020
It seems this guy man is broke......and finding ways to avoid girls.
When you sticking to no having girlfriends, how can you get a wife
Say you are broke now and can't date mitchew
Re: How Can I Avoid Having A Girlfriend? by Nobody: 8:35am On Jun 23, 2020
chukwuibuipob:
cool cheesy wash ur face with Acid wink.The scent won’t allow dem to disturb u.Do it now smiley
Acid what?

I just did.
I added a drop of 2%HLC to a 10 litres water in a bucket and used it to wash my face.
To my surprise, our tenant daughter that I have been crushing on game me a surprise kiss on the cheek.

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Re: How Can I Avoid Having A Girlfriend? by 9inelives(m): 8:51am On Jun 23, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
Not possible niggarrr

I would have advise you stay broke for too long

Because most girls are aware that brokeness is not of the lord so they will run away from you
But most of them know how to tell or rather have this natural ability to tell if a guy has a great future even if he is broke at that moment so you can't avoid girl friend niggarrr.

Brother do give away naaw !
Re: How Can I Avoid Having A Girlfriend? by Judybash93(m): 8:51am On Jun 23, 2020
tega2luv:
[b][/b]please my fellow NLs , what are the ways or rather a step one can take to avoid getting a girlfriend.

Have a boyfriend
Re: How Can I Avoid Having A Girlfriend? by terrezo2002(m): 9:04am On Jun 23, 2020
tega2luv:
[b][/b]please my fellow NLs , what are the ways or rather a step one can take to avoid getting a girlfriend.
Repent and give your life to Jesus Christ. The thought of having girlfriend will be gone.
Re: How Can I Avoid Having A Girlfriend? by ffo(m): 9:04am On Jun 23, 2020
StUriah:
Kongy no dey worry you?

Or are you impotent?
is girlfriend all about sex? why dont you just get married so that you have sex 20/7 and see if you wont get tired.

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Re: How Can I Avoid Having A Girlfriend? by frozen70(f): 9:07am On Jun 23, 2020
tega2luv:
[b][/b]please my fellow NLs , what are the ways or rather a step one can take to avoid getting a girlfriend.

This is one of lives simple steps

Stay away from seeing girls, visiting girls, starting a conversation with girls that may leed to love matters

Be firm when dealing with them and don't go beyond good morning

Know your areas of conversation, let it be purely academics or political matters anything beyond this, you are closer than the distance

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Re: How Can I Avoid Having A Girlfriend? by abeliver: 9:09am On Jun 23, 2020
tell any damn female you ain't into girls but boys...
Re: How Can I Avoid Having A Girlfriend? by DAYOODS(m): 9:13am On Jun 23, 2020
tega2luv:
[b][/b]please my fellow NLs , what are the ways or rather a step one can take to avoid getting a girlfriend.

Don't give them money.
Re: How Can I Avoid Having A Girlfriend? by Osek(m): 9:18am On Jun 23, 2020
nawa oo this life no balance oo... I dey think of how to get better babe this one dey here they talk of how e nor wan get babe...
Re: How Can I Avoid Having A Girlfriend? by hardon1(m): 9:21am On Jun 23, 2020
wonder how this made front page
Re: How Can I Avoid Having A Girlfriend? by tega2luv(m): 9:48am On Jun 23, 2020
Real mata I don too do love and these girls dont like it I assume
MrNipplesLover:




the best way to do it, just be patronizing runs girls and make sure u fvck olosho on a regular, the thrills, funs and enjoyments you derive from that lifestyle won't make u think of having a girlfriend.

any girl that is giving u green light (cos no woman go come and toast you herself), she go look like olosho to u, and u no go get interest in her. even if u want get interest in her, approach her the way u approach runs girls, if she dey interested, na fvck and pay be that. no time for loving u.


this sounds crazy?

that's the way, bro. I'm an example.


greet u, bro.

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Re: How Can I Avoid Having A Girlfriend? by tega2luv(m): 9:49am On Jun 23, 2020
My brother pray make u jam beta one if not this road you wan travel so nor too good if you be lover boy
Osek:
nawa oo this life no balance oo... I dey think of how to get better babe this one dey here they talk of how e nor wan get babe...

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Re: How Can I Avoid Having A Girlfriend? by tega2luv(m): 9:51am On Jun 23, 2020
If na sex most married women deny thier husband sex 9 make we get many husbands cheating outside ,woman wey nor good nor good
ffo:

is girlfriend all about sex? why dont you just get married so that you have sex 20/7 and see if you wont get tired.

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Re: How Can I Avoid Having A Girlfriend? by Whizzyasqi: 9:54am On Jun 23, 2020
Pretend as if you're broke all the time, my brother, they will avoid you like Corona virus patient


I swear u garrit#
jx exercise being broke, n u will get what u want Bro.

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Re: How Can I Avoid Having A Girlfriend? by Nobody: 9:55am On Jun 23, 2020
tega2luv:
[b][/b]please my fellow NLs , what are the ways or rather a step one can take to avoid getting a girlfriend.
celibacy
Re: How Can I Avoid Having A Girlfriend? by Osek(m): 9:58am On Jun 23, 2020
tega2luv:
My brother pray make u jam beta one if not this road you wan travel so nor too good if you be lover boy
I dey tell u... I nor wan too put my heart too much for inside sef
Re: How Can I Avoid Having A Girlfriend? by ImaIma1(f): 10:04am On Jun 23, 2020
tega2luv:
[b][/b]please my fellow NLs , what are the ways or rather a step one can take to avoid getting a girlfriend.


Stop thinking about sex everytime. But don't go and have a relationship with yourself before you will come and open a "how can I quit masturbation" thread.
Re: How Can I Avoid Having A Girlfriend? by millionboi(m): 10:11am On Jun 23, 2020
MrNipplesLover:




the best way to do it, just be patronizing runs girls and make sure u fvck olosho on a regular, the thrills, funs and enjoyments you derive from that lifestyle won't make u think of having a girlfriend.

any girl that is giving u green light (cos no woman go come and toast you herself), she go look like olosho to u, and u no go get interest in her. even if u want get interest in her, approach her the way u approach runs girls, if she dey interested, na fvck and pay be that. no time for loving u.


this sounds crazy?

that's the way, bro. I'm an example.


greet u, bro.
Funny but 100% true
You 4gt d fact that no woman can manipulate u with sex.

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Re: How Can I Avoid Having A Girlfriend? by millionboi(m): 10:12am On Jun 23, 2020
coputa:
If you cannot keep a girl now,it means you will not be able to get married in future,because,keeping a girlfriend is a marriage in training.life is full of deceit and hypocracy,especially in a relationship. It's a game of personal interest and not love.it's your fault,you take too many things for granted,hence they(girls)take advantage of your weaknesses. Look for a girl that suit your kind of person and also define the relationship,be secretive,don't tell them much about yourself,especially your financies,keep it low,with this,you will know the one that can stay with you.
You are wrong,it doesn't mean he can't keep a wife.
Re: How Can I Avoid Having A Girlfriend? by Nobody: 10:44am On Jun 23, 2020
SenorFax:
Most giving you the advice here are actually staying with their girlfriend, and definitely have 2-4 girlfriends.

Let them be deceiving you by giving motivation quotes
Better wise up. It's natural to have girlfriend unless you are impotent or gay

Pray you meet someone better, learn your lesson and move on. One day, you will know why your parents got married.

There comes a time in a man's life where he abandons relationships with the opposite sex and build his life. I'm currently doing it. No sex so far this year.

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Re: How Can I Avoid Having A Girlfriend? by Louisosazee(m): 10:44am On Jun 23, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
Not possible niggarrr

I would have advise you stay broke for too long

Because most girls are aware that brokeness is not of the lord so they will run away from you
But most of them know how to tell or rather have this natural ability to tell if a guy has a great future even if he is broke at that moment so you can't avoid girl friend niggarrr.

Your comment most times usually make me laff.. Keep it up bro
Re: How Can I Avoid Having A Girlfriend? by PrincewithGod(m): 10:44am On Jun 23, 2020
tega2luv:
[b][/b]please my fellow NLs , what are the ways or rather a step one can take to avoid getting a girlfriend.
Give your life to Jesus Christ, repent from all your sins and serve God with all your heart with a desire to live a holy and righteous life that will take you to heaven.
Re: How Can I Avoid Having A Girlfriend? by dareadewuyi: 10:56am On Jun 23, 2020
You could easily avoid having a girlfriend,by simply cut off your dick, or go for incarceration grin

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