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Funny Joke by Gmathias: 9:15am On Jul 11, 2020 |
1) Imagine a porn star win an award of the best porn star and was like first of all I will like to thank God... Shut up! Thank God for what? You are mad. 2) A slay queen� entered a public toilet and was like "see how this toilet is smelling," my sister what do you want to perceive? Sharwama or barbecue? Idiot... 3) My best friend has been telling me lies for over 5 years. He told me his wife is good in bed... Am so disappointed in him... 4) it's very annoying when you sleep and you enter canada in your dream only to wake up and start hearing; "Ekaaro o... Ologi de ooo" 5) My dear sister if I go down on my knees and propose to you and you say no, upper cut follows immediately, because I hate nonsense. 6) After taking 600mg of tramadol and action bitter with raw weed in preparation for sex; Akpors: phone rings. Girl: baby I can't make it today. Akpors: You will never make it in life... 7) After giving him all your sex styles in bed and he said "the man that will marry you will be very lucky." My sister stone him to death. I repeat stone him to death... God will understand. ![]() 9) Trouble is when u hit a toyota hilux that contains Hausa soldiers�my brother just faint instantly�� 10)You gain admission u post it...going to lectures u post it...writing exam u post it...result, is out we no hear from u again�� 11)Welcome to Nigeria my country once u dodge your mother's slap� you av join cult�� 12)I was shocked at the A.T.M today.After withdrawing money" The A.T.M asked anything for the boy���� 13)I use to think jet-li movies were fake until one day i saw cobra in my compound ...i ran my leg didn't touch the ground ��� 14)Imaging reading all this jokes and u refused to react or comment on this post�Aswear Corona go catch u��??�Walahi��no be fight oo |
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