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The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 7:54pm On Feb 03, 2011 |
ENGLAND HEROES RETURN HOME FROM THE 2010 WORLD CUP As the English team flew home from the disappointment of the World Cup in South Africa.They were met by thousands of supporters cheering,clapping and waving their flags at the airport. Fabio Capello the manager of the team was filled with smiles when he told reporters : " I am really delighted to be here in Scotland,I can not deny that I am overhelmed that the plane was diverted to Glasgow airport." |
Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 8:02pm On Feb 03, 2011 |
THE STUPID GUY AND THE DOCTOR There was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said : "doctor i have a fever" the doctor said : "you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine", the sick guy said : "but doctor,I only have 3 spoons what shall I do?" PETERS TWIN QUESTION : If Peter has a twin what then will the other twin be called? ANSWER : Repeter! |
Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 8:20pm On Feb 03, 2011 |
GRANDMA AND THE WEDDING/FUNERAL One day a man, went to a wedding and sitting next to him was the bride's grandma. After the ceremony, she nudged the man and said "You're next!" The next week the bride died in a car accident, and the man and the Grandma went to the funeral. As they were in line waiting to say their goodbyes, the man nudged the Grandma and said, "Just wait, you're next!" |
Re: The adventures of Mikuz by BossTtdiamonds(m): 9:44am On Feb 04, 2011 |
The stuff. . . funny small. . . you try shaa, . . . . |
Re: The adventures of Mikuz by Nelson6(m): 11:38am On Feb 04, 2011 |
lmao!! very funny me likey!! more pls i need to ease my depression |
Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 3:28am On Jul 06, 2012 |
Why do stories have to be so long when told by a woman? Example: Man telling the story: "Hey you remember that fat guy who was dancing at the party? He died." Woman telling the story: "Honey Do you remember my friend Jackie from work? The one who invited us to her party! She just told me that Mike's wife from the party, heard from James' wife Cathy, that Philip told her that his brother Max, the f...at guy from the party, choked on a piece of meat, or it could have been bread,I don't remember, but anyway, she said that Max was rushed to the hospital late last night, after he suffocated from being choked by the bread. They did all they could do to save him, but he didn't make it. I can't believe it, that fat guy from the party died. 5 Likes |
Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 3:33am On Jul 06, 2012 |
Girl invited her boyfriend over for dinner in her house, so that he could meet her parents.While they were eating, it started raining heavily. The girl’s mother said; Julius, I think you should sleep over here because this rain shows no sign of stopping anytime soon.After eating the mom went to the toilet and the father went to sleep while the girl went to the kitchen to clean the plates, when the girl and the mother returned, Julius was no longer there.As they were busy wondering where he was, he came back really soaking wet. Mother;Where were you and why are you so wet? Julius;I went home to get my pyjamas! 3 Likes |
Re: The adventures of Mikuz by bashydemy(m): 8:29am On Jul 06, 2012 |
This lasy joke got me laughing you try Mikuz |
Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 5:55pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
IRONY ON FACEBOOK Different updates and their response 1. Am a saved man and I love going to church. - 2 likes. - 1 comment. 2. I know I will do well in my studies - 4 likes. - 3 comments. 3. Tonight I must watch T.V coz I missed the previous programmes - 12 likes. - 23 comments. 4. I had s.3x through the entire night but am still horný - 72 likes. - 127 comments |
Re: The adventures of Mikuz by Yeske2(m): 6:03pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
LWKMD, you wicked o. |
Re: The adventures of Mikuz by dani1luv: 6:15pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 7:58pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
Dani please stick this thread. Thanks. |
Re: The adventures of Mikuz by Nobody: 8:53pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
nice jokes from mikuz ; |
Re: The adventures of Mikuz by Nobody: 9:24pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
Really great jokes! Got me laffing ma a$$ off esp dat of d crazy boyfriend going back home in d rain to get his pygamas! mikuz: ENGLAND HEROES RETURN HOME FROM THE 2010 WORLD CUPhmm.....don't u think mukina will move ur sports jokes to sport section, just as she moves sexu.al jokes to sexuality section? #just wondering |
Re: The adventures of Mikuz by Nobody: 9:25pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
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Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 4:41pm On Jul 07, 2012 |
Thanks Vicky and Booqee I love you girls. A mad man at a mental hospital climbed on a branch of a tree and stayed there for half a day. Suddenly he let go of the branch and fell full force to the ground. A doctor quickly came and asked him "what happened?" the mad man answered "I'M RIPE!" 2 Likes |
Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 10:24am On Jul 09, 2012 |
~vicky~:and you're the sweetest |
Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 10:25am On Jul 09, 2012 |
~vicky~: |
Re: The adventures of Mikuz by Nobody: 10:32am On Jul 09, 2012 |
mikuz: and you're the sweetest thanks ♥‿♥ |
Re: The adventures of Mikuz by swtchicgurl: 1:05pm On Jul 09, 2012 |
booqee: ^^which kain sexuality section?? So u too in support of d crap mukina is pulling in jokes section hia? not exactly madmoiselle, just saying. U knw we have a few under-age here: like homar, vivly, and even d poster. |
Re: The adventures of Mikuz by Nobody: 4:38pm On Jul 09, 2012 |
swtchicgurl:oh.....buh u forgot to include bingbagbo and dani1roff. |
Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 4:11pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
Soon enough . . . 1 Like |
Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 4:13pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi, what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idi0t! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language! |
Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 4:15pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
A Woman accompanied her husband to a doctor's office for check up. After the check up, the doctor took the wife aside and said; If you don't do the following, your husband will die; 1. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood. 2. At lunch time, make him a warm nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work. 3. For dinner, fix a nice meal, don't burden him with household chores. 4. Have sex with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim. On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor told her. She replied; You are going to die. 1 Like |
Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 4:16pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
An Man and his Son went on a camping trip. They setup their tent and fell asleep in it. Hours later, the man woke his Son up and asked; Look up to the sky and tell me what you see?. The Boy replied; I see a million stars. The Man asked; And what does that tell you?. The Boy replied; It tells me that there are millions of galaxies and planets. The Man gives the Boy a hot slap; Idi0t u, our tent has been stolen! 3 Likes |
Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 4:18pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
A married man died before having sex with his wife. The wife then cuts his dìck embalms it and fixed it on the wall. Each night she went to the wall to... satisfy herself. One day her neighbor found out! Then he made a hole in d wall,removed d man's dìck and put his dìck instead, waiting for the lady. The lady came with a knife, cuts the dìck and said darling we are moving to a new house! |
Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 4:20pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
BREAKING NEWS: The 2012 gulder ultimate search is scheduled 2 hold in damaturu, yobe state... Contestant wil be looking 4 BOKO HARAM leader. Prize#1 billion, hurry up 4 ur form now, no dull urself, i bliv u hav wot it takes , na im mak me snd u dis info. 2 Likes |
Re: The adventures of Mikuz by swtchicgurl: 4:31pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
mikuz: An Man and his Son went hahahaha! best joke of the thread so far! 2 Likes |
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