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Shocking! by orbaxy(m): 10:58pm On Feb 03, 2011
I have a friend who just had a terrible encounter. [just cant stop laughing] This dude is currently undergoing intensive councilling or should i say psychological rehabilitation. It all started one day, on his way from a night club with his girlfriend, he ran redlight and got a chase from the cops. Dude got into trouble. After a criminal record check on him and his girl, a document surfaced exposing his girfriend to be a "man" in years past. The document showed that this dude's "sweetheart" was a man who underwent transgender! lol. Funny, the dude has got imaginations and has done the unthinkables with this girl that was once a man.
Now he feels like hanging himself! Am just waiting for him to get himself together so that i can ask him where he has been stickin his "Tom" all this while. grin

Just wonder if it was you!
Re: Shocking! by Dsense(m): 11:03pm On Feb 03, 2011
Chai . . . . Na bad escapade ohh grin grin
Re: Shocking! by obowunmi(m): 11:08pm On Feb 03, 2011
na lie --- i no beliff this one cheesy
Re: Shocking! by orbaxy(m): 11:09pm On Feb 03, 2011
Better check your girlfriend! she fit dey answer Emeka before she became Janette! grin
Re: Shocking! by Dsense(m): 11:11pm On Feb 03, 2011
^^^ grin grin grin
Re: Shocking! by seedord247(m): 11:15pm On Feb 03, 2011
Papa Ajasco on nairaland , yu go fear fear
Re: Shocking! by Nobody: 2:39am On Mar 23, 2011
eyah!



Transgender people sue to have birth-records changed

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42220931/ns/health-health_care/



Re: Shocking! by 197(f): 2:46am On Mar 23, 2011
^^ Tpia if i ever found out you were once a MAN YOU ARE FINISHED!! angry angry
Re: Shocking! by deniyor: 3:11am On Mar 23, 2011
Ooopsss
Re: Shocking! by Nobody: 3:24am On Mar 23, 2011
This is moment of EWWWW on nairaland. . .
Re: Shocking! by orbaxy(m): 5:22am On Mar 23, 2011
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^^ Tpia if i ever found out you were once a MAN YOU ARE FINISHED!! angry angry

grin grin grin
watin you go do?
Re: Shocking! by MMM2(m): 9:02am On Mar 23, 2011
no be small thing undecided
Re: Shocking! by Nobody: 9:17am On Mar 23, 2011
Doesnt sound true abeg, how did he she get a pussy? No amount of surgery can give a man a pussy undecided
Re: Shocking! by Omolola1(f): 9:43am On Mar 23, 2011
i don't believe dis
Re: Shocking! by orbaxy(m): 10:41am On Mar 23, 2011
Omolola1:

i don't believe dis

^^ its true. you can look it up.
Re: Shocking! by Odunnu: 11:14am On Mar 23, 2011
If they cant bore a hole and get a kitty so what do these transgendered folks change?
Re: Shocking! by Imari(f): 11:22am On Mar 23, 2011
orbaxy:

I have a friend who just had a terrible encounter. [just cant stop laughing] This dude is currently undergoing intensive councilling or should i say psychological rehabilitation. It all started one day, on his way from a night club with his girlfriend, he ran redlight and got a chase from the cops. Dude got into trouble. After a criminal record check on him and his girl, a document surfaced exposing his girfriend to be a "man" in years past. The document showed that this dude's "sweetheart" was a man who underwent transgender! lol. Funny, the dude has got imaginations and has done the unthinkables with this girl that was once a man.
Now he feels like hanging himself! Am just waiting for him to get himself together so that i can ask him where he has been stickin his "Tom" all this while. grin

Just wonder if it was you!


I would think as a friend and not want to cause any further emotional distress and only ask the question when and[b] IF[/b] my friend brought it up to be discussed, otherwise I would just let it be.
Re: Shocking! by MrsChima(f): 11:30am On Mar 23, 2011
The thing with transgenders (looking at a certain chatter and clearing throat) are they will never be a man if they were women and a woman if they were men. It doesn't matter if they insert a rod in a piece of flesh or carve a hole from the scrotum sac does not mean they are a male or female.

That just like telling an Indian woman she can be white if she bleaches her skin. undecided undecided undecided


What the surgeons do for those who want to change sex especially a man turning into a woman they would take the scrotum sac and splice it to remove the gonads. Once the gonads are removed they would mold the scrotum sac tissue into a major labia to form the outer lip of the vagina that is all they are doing to the men who want to have a vagina.

It is true ladies. It is a faux vagina and there are other things done so that the man who are penetrating these she-males will feel something "similar" to a vaginal wall to achieve orgasm.
Re: Shocking! by LesbianBoy(m): 11:47am On Mar 23, 2011
Mrs.Chima:

The thing with transgenders (looking at a certain chatter and clearing throat) are they will never be a man if they were women and a woman if they were men. It doesn't matter if they insert a rod in a piece of flesh or carve a hole from the scrotum sac does not mean they are a male or female.

That just like telling an Indian woman she can be white if she bleaches her skin. undecided undecided undecided


What the surgeons do for those who want to change sex especially a man turning into a woman they would take the scrotum sac and splice it to remove the gonads. Once the gonads are removed they would mold the scrotum sac tissue into a major labia to form the outer lip of the womanliness that is all they are doing to the men who want to have a womanliness.

It is true ladies. It is a faux womanliness and there are other things done so that the man who are penetrating these she-males will feel something "similar" to a womanly wall to achieve heavenly feeling.

am beginning to suspect u are u sure u are a woman, though u have bossom punny and ass but ur muscles are as big as THE ROCKS OWN tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: Shocking! by MrsChima(f): 12:16pm On Mar 23, 2011
You want a sample? I heard about those gay boys liking cocks up in the arse. I like the name you gave my "friend". He is kind of stiff and liking the nectar of your anus. You want to meet somewhere?
Re: Shocking! by orbaxy(m): 12:32pm On Mar 23, 2011
Mrs.Chima:

The thing with transgenders (looking at a certain chatter and clearing throat) are they will never be a man if they were women and a woman if they were men. It doesn't matter if they insert a rod in a piece of flesh or carve a hole from the scrotum sac does not mean they are a male or female.

That just like telling an Indian woman she can be white if she bleaches her skin. undecided undecided undecided


What the surgeons do for those who want to change sex especially a man turning into a woman they would take the scrotum sac and splice it to remove the gonads. Once the gonads are removed they would mold the scrotum sac tissue into a major labia to form the outer lip of the womanliness that is all they are doing to the men who want to have a womanliness.

It is true ladies. It is a faux womanliness and there are other things done so that the man who are penetrating these she-males will feel something "similar" to a womanly wall to achieve heavenly feeling.

Mama Chima!when you say "scrotum" spit it out with some respect. grin

I know alot of hormone manipulation is involved. lots of oestrogen injection (or whatever) and Testesterone suppression. The bossoms grow naturally but the punny still remains a mystery. I think medicine need alot of review in the ethics that guide the practice.
Re: Shocking! by MrsChima(f): 12:37pm On Mar 23, 2011
Men have bosoms as well but the only reason why a woman bosom is enlarged simply because of the hormones as you stated and the fact that we have mammal ducts for breastfeeding.

You know the scrotum sacs are ascended at birth before descending.  So the "area" that the sacs are held is where the man who is penetrating the she-male but some things are done to ensure the man feels something similar to the wall. 

When you mix ethics with moralities you will have opposition.  People will tell you your ethics or moralities is not their concern.  They will do what the bleep they chooses regardless if you like it or not.  So what I do is give them the medical facts so they are aware because I know SOME doctors are not honest especially if they are not governed by an ethic board.
Re: Shocking! by Nautillus(m): 2:43pm On Mar 23, 2011
LOL, thats some mad drama grin grin grin, poor guy, he should pick himself up and move oh, sh*t happens cool grin grin grin
Re: Shocking! by Babypinkyz(f): 2:53pm On Mar 23, 2011
Abi na u? *jst kidding* ur frnd no get eyes.
Re: Shocking! by iice(f): 3:58pm On Mar 23, 2011
Imari:

I would think as a friend and not want to cause any further emotional distress and only ask the question when and[b] IF[/b] my friend brought it up to be discussed, otherwise I would just let it be.

And tomorrow the same people will come back bleating about the 'badness' of the Nigerian politicians. Imagine the trauma one could cause with such power if simple human relationship is beyond simple courtesy.
Re: Shocking! by Nobody: 5:04pm On Mar 23, 2011
^^Relax it's just a guy thing, besides he already said he was gonna wait till the guy gets over it before talking about it on a lighter note. . . No need to blow things way out of proportion
Re: Shocking! by Nobody: 5:17pm On Mar 23, 2011
orbaxy. . .are you right handed or left handed?
Re: Shocking! by Mcleo007(m): 5:23pm On Mar 23, 2011
The whole facade of transsexuals (trannies) is getting all around this contemporary time. So sad, everything is going gayish! sad
Re: Shocking! by orbaxy(m): 6:34pm On Mar 23, 2011
MzDarkSkin:

orbaxy. . .are you right handed or left handed?

maybe you can tell me undecided

iice:

And tomorrow the same people will come back bleating about the 'badness' of the Nigerian politicians. Imagine the trauma one could cause with such power if simple human relationship is beyond simple courtesy.

( too many words too little meaning) Am still gonna ask him  tongue

Mrs.Chima:

Men have bosoms as well but the only reason why a woman bosom is enlarged simply because of the hormones as you stated and the fact that we have mammal ducts for breastfeeding.

You know the scrotum sacs are ascended at birth before descending.  So the "area" that the sacs are held is where the man who is penetrating the she-male but some things are done to ensure the man feels something similar to the wall. 

When you mix ethics with moralities you will have opposition.  People will tell you your ethics or moralities is not their concern.  They will do what the bleep they chooses regardless if you like it or not.  So what I do is give them the medical facts so they are aware because I know SOME doctors are not honest especially if they are not governed by an ethic board.

you're right
Re: Shocking! by Thirst4Lif: 7:02pm On Mar 23, 2011
He's not the first man this has happened to. He'd better be thankful
he found out before he married 'her' or 'him' whichever.
Re: Shocking! by Nobody: 7:46pm On Mar 23, 2011
One of the very necessary questions to ask someone before even considering a deep relationship.
So that they can't later say some ol' bull when u find out like "but hunny, you never asked" grin  grin angry angry angry

U asking and them lying doesn't give them much wiggle room.
Re: Shocking! by orbaxy(m): 8:51pm On Mar 23, 2011
2buff:

One of the very necessary questions to ask someone before even considering a deep relationship.
So that they can't later say some ol' bull when u find out like "but hunny, you never asked" grin grin angry angry angry

U asking and them lying doesn't give them much wiggle room.

grin

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