still wonder it is called 3rd world country?

Very good. It is d rite step in d rite direction. I hope dis can also be formulated n implemented in 9ja.

mr.official:

This is ridiculous. What if I fart in public and then deny it? You know those silent ones. You fit smell my yansh??

Abi them too dey fart for malawi?

yes o! lol 'gas' too full for that country.
what about silent farting and strong breeze, who will know that its me?

Mess again? Okay o.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=267761.msg3807781#msg3807781

Hahahaha. useless people. Imagine.

well sha, is it that people just walk and fart  anyhow truely? dem no get shame?

If only when you fart, smoke comes out, those guys will be easy to catch. chei, the whole street will just be full of smoke self.

brown smoke! and everybody walking with a small handfan!   

Can you record farting, in public or otherwise? He who alleges must prove.

E no easy to be jobless

i hope they will not resort to smelling of nyash to catch the offender

they might.

chai stupid laws, dem get too much time for their hand, soon na no more sweating for public

deekseen:

Seems more like the kind of fart that they release in that country can kill with time, Let them take proper precautionary measures now o.

people that made that kind of law must have seen something
i was in malawi 3weeks ago on a training course-it had to be cut short & we were returned to 9ja when 2 guys died from the noxious 'fartness'
u never see better mess-u go fear fear!

Outrightly irrelevant ! Nothing for them to do. If you find out, they will be like their Nigerian counterparts allocating billions for themselves and forgeting their calls.

Africans, we have a long way to go!

Typical of the African man, instead of passing bills that would better the average man. Wat of their open reeking gutters? Are Malawians that clean or dirt conscious? Why not promote eating of vegetables so as to aid proper digestion and consequent defeacation? This is why Africans are a joke to the Western world.

I weep for Africa. So many crazy crooks and thieves in the helms of affairs. Mubarak refusing to yield to people desire, Gbabo holding tight to power as if it is his birthright. Malawi lawmakers bans public farting (crazy), Nigerian lawmakers earning undisclosed salaries(people suffering). Just name the president, all are doing something to enrich themselves.

lol

Consumption of beans and kulikuli will completely stop farts but will make you do your thing silently. may be it's just malawi's ingenious way of encouraging local production and consumption of beans. This law is crayzzzzzziee.

Should I report myself to the local chief anytime I fart?
This is definitely a case study in the art of making laws. Malawi are you going crazy or what

Misterpaul:

Na mumu dey worry them

I think this should be a joke section, but if is true, I think there are trying to protect the air.

Malawi, what a country. Low sense humans

I have been laughin hard like no man's bizness ever since readin from the 1st page!

thats the most disgusting thing i ve heard this week. its laughable.

Maybe some don't mind smelling other people's gas - in a cooped up place - but I know I do.  Have you ever been on a commuter train or bus, and someone does that? Usually the man seating in front of me. ugh!  You just wanna kill yourself.   If it's outdoors, no worries.

<sub>*Belched loud and long, making a satisfying resonance before leaving the room*

halts suddenly</sub>, hope this is not a crime too

Nairaland is just full of clowns, lololol.
* and he died laffing*

Whoever made this obnoxious law has never felt the liberating feeling that comes with letting the pent up gas go!

I recommend he/she tries it on a windy day, atop a hill or in central a/c.

And it gets better when you let off a wet, very foul number and cop the smoke in your hands the way your cop coffee smoke, lock your
fist around it and bring it up to your nose then open your fist for a good savour, , haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, nothing like it

Or fart into your sofa and bury your nose in the soft cushion to enjoy a good savour.


@ Malawian Law Makers, mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwww, your heads are probably filled with a horrid, foul stench
With the AIDS statistics and level of poverty, low level of development, all the contribution they can make is to legislate fart!!!!!!!!

Blame it on Global warming lol

Allah u Akbar! So Malawi people sabi fart?!

i have just invented a fart detector, it detects fart from as far as 1km, it can also detect from which yansh the fart has come from, (but of course everyone go need register their yansh first), $100 per device,

^^ lsh ;d