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Re: Malawi Bans Public Farting by Nobody: 2:46am On Feb 21, 2011
Sparkle 777 said:

Typical of the African man, instead of passing bills that would better the average man. Wat of their open reeking gutters? Are Malawians that clean or dirt conscious? Why not promote eating of vegetables so as to aid proper digestion and consequent defeacation? This is why Africans are a joke to the Western world.

Please just shut up your dirty mouth, you and all the iddiots here going on about ''African'' this and ''African'' that, and ''typical African man'' and such self-loathing rubbish.

Is Malawi Africa?

Is Africa not 57 countries? How does some quirky law passed in Malawi mean that ''Africans are this'' and ''Africans are that''?

Colonized dolts.
Re: Malawi Bans Public Farting by Nobody: 2:52am On Feb 21, 2011
Here's news from that same Malawi that will not reach your DUMMB ears while you're looking for how to abuse ''Africans'':

''The poverty rate in Malawi is decreasing through the work of the government and supporting organizations, with people living under the poverty line decreasing from 54% in 1990 to 40% in 2006, and the percentage of "ultra-poor" decreasing from 24% in 1990 to 15% in 2007''

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malawi

IDIOTTSSS!!!
Re: Malawi Bans Public Farting by AjanleKoko: 8:34pm On Feb 24, 2011
ROSSIKE:

Here's news from that same Malawi that will not reach your DUMMB ears while you're looking for how to abuse ''Africans'':

''The poverty rate in Malawi is decreasing through the work of the government and supporting organizations, with people living under the poverty line decreasing from 54% in 1990 to 40% in 2006, and the percentage of "ultra-poor" decreasing from 24% in 1990 to 15% in 2007''

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malawi

IDIOTTSSS!!!

How does this justify passing a law banning public farting?
Re: Malawi Bans Public Farting by Nobody: 2:12am On Feb 25, 2011
Ajanlekoko said:

How does this justify passing a law banning public farting?

How does a ''law banning public farting'' become more common knowledge even among supposedly educated people,  than the massive strides made to eliminate poverty and underdevelopment in a country?

How does a ''law banning public farting'' in one tiny country in Africa mean that ''African leaders are'' this and that?

In how many African nations was the law passed?

Do we insult all ''white leaders'' or ''European leaders'' or Asian leaders'' over quirky laws in one or more of their countries, or you assume (as usual) that this sort of thing is unique to Africa?

Here's brief rundown:

In the US state of Kentucky, it is illegal to carry ice cream in your back pocket.

It's illegal in the state of Alabama to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

In Breton, Alabama, there is a law on the town's books against riding down the street in a boat.

Anti-modem laws restrict Internet access in the country of Burma. Illegal possession of a modem can lead to a prison term.

http://mclamargoestolawschool..com/2005/10/quirky-laws-from-around-world.html

In Thailand, It is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear.


In Switzerland, it is illegal to wash your car on a Sunday.

It is also illegal to flush the toilet after 10pm.

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/international/switzerland


In France, no pig may be addressed as Napoleon by its owner.

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/international/france


In Canada, it is an offence for a citizen to publicly remove a bandage.

It’s also illegal to climb trees.

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/international/canada


In Singapore, MouthAction is illegal unless it is used as a form of pre-intimacy.

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/international/singapore


In China, it is a law that in order to go to college, you must be intelligent!

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/international/china



''Oooooh. These ''Asian leaders'' are useless. Oooooh these ''typical white leaders'' are all hopeless, with nothing better to do with their time.'' no? why not?

Msshewwwwww
Re: Malawi Bans Public Farting by AjanleKoko: 10:28am On Feb 25, 2011
^^
So add the Malawi case to your list of dumb laws undecided
Re: Malawi Bans Public Farting by Nobody: 4:45pm On Feb 25, 2011
I think you've given it more than enough publicity already, since you (and others who think like you) obviously have nothing better to do with your time.
Re: Malawi Bans Public Farting by AjanleKoko: 3:01pm On Mar 05, 2011
ROSSIKE:

I think you've given it more than enough publicity already, since you (and others who think like you) obviously have nothing better to do with your time.



There's no need to be rude, simply because others do not agree with you, or don't buy your arguments.
We think it's a stupid law, you think others make stupid laws as well, fine. End of story.

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