source: http://www.myweku.com/2011/02/citzens-in-malawi-to-be-punished-by-law-for-farting-in-public/

According to the Nyasa Times, “Malawi minister of justice and constitutional affairs, Dr George Chaponda has confirmed that he will table a government bill which will include a law that will punish citizens who will be farting in public.”.

I never thought gastric rectal acoustics could be treated with such disdain! I cannot imagine billboards appearing all over Malawi warning people of farting in public and perhaps entreating them to look out for offenders. As with most laws their success lie in enforcement.

I hope Malawians have good sense of hearing. I wouldn’t want to think the method for identifying the “farting” culprit is limited to a sense of smell alone! Goodness help us though, if it happens to be a sly silent one