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Unwanted Guests by Nobody: 11:33am On Feb 10, 2011
It was at a party and the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough refreshments. She was sure that not all of these people had been invited but didn’t know how to tell which ones were the crashers. Then her husband got an idea….
He turned to the crowd of guests and said “Will those who are from the brides side of the family stand up please?” About twenty people stood.Then he asked ” Will those who are from the groom side of the family stand up as well?” about twenty five people stood up. Then He smiled and said
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“Will all those who stood please leave, this is a birthday party”.
Re: Unwanted Guests by Afam4eva(m): 11:43am On Feb 10, 2011
ROFLAMO grin grin grin grin
Re: Unwanted Guests by Nelson6(m): 11:48am On Feb 10, 2011
lol
Re: Unwanted Guests by kodylicky(f): 1:33pm On Feb 10, 2011
lol nicey
Re: Unwanted Guests by babyme1(f): 5:00pm On Feb 10, 2011
grin grin grin grin
More pls
Re: Unwanted Guests by yinkalink(f): 7:05pm On Feb 10, 2011
subtle, real subtle wink wink wink
Re: Unwanted Guests by bashydemy(m): 9:35pm On Feb 10, 2011
Wowww nice one OP
Re: Unwanted Guests by ajasa4link: 9:05am On Feb 11, 2011
45 gatecrashers! Na wa o, lol
Re: Unwanted Guests by Nelson6(m): 9:19am On Feb 11, 2011
lol i naija na so occasion dey be . , na the uninvited guest dey complain pass say, zobo, rice, minerals no reach dem, even before dem start to dey serve. grin shocked
Re: Unwanted Guests by kodylicky(f): 9:30am On Feb 11, 2011
@ Nelson u seem very familiar with the party-crashing techniques.
u don do am b4? tongue
Re: Unwanted Guests by Nelson6(m): 9:42am On Feb 11, 2011
back in university days . . , we always have a party time tables be it wedding, birthday, anniversary , my friends and i attend whether we are given IV or not.

so gate crashing was a great hobby of mine grin
Re: Unwanted Guests by Nobody: 11:22am On Feb 11, 2011
i nearly stood up

THANK GOD tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

@p goooood one
Re: Unwanted Guests by bashydemy(m): 12:00pm On Feb 11, 2011
wowww Nelson you remind me my school days but i don go to any party sha i only go to Hostels days
Re: Unwanted Guests by Madukaele(m): 12:05pm On Feb 11, 2011
Were is d joke?
Re: Unwanted Guests by bashydemy(m): 2:53pm On Feb 11, 2011
^^check your pocket
Re: Unwanted Guests by KDK(m): 12:42pm On Feb 13, 2011
grin grin , the husband na isoko man, na only dem get dat kind wayo for head. grin grin
Re: Unwanted Guests by EfemenaXY: 12:51pm On Feb 13, 2011
wetin Isoko peeps do you now? at least we dey smart now - abi?

abeg free my people jor! grin grin grin

@poster, cool joke - keep 'em coming pls
Re: Unwanted Guests by bashydemy(m): 2:20pm On Feb 13, 2011
LOL husband and wife make una take am easy oo
Re: Unwanted Guests by EfemenaXY: 2:21pm On Feb 13, 2011
Oga you don come again now - abi?? cool cool
Re: Unwanted Guests by bashydemy(m): 4:32pm On Feb 13, 2011
LOL wetin i do now madam na crime if i put mouth for una talk?
Re: Unwanted Guests by EfemenaXY: 5:46pm On Feb 13, 2011
Nland's one and only aproko! tongue tongue
Re: Unwanted Guests by bashydemy(m): 8:48pm On Feb 13, 2011
Madam Abeg no tasi mi oooo i no go put mouth for un talk again
Re: Unwanted Guests by EfemenaXY: 10:11pm On Feb 13, 2011
there is no "Una"

abeg e

nor spread negative news cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Unwanted Guests by ARareGem(f): 10:45pm On Feb 13, 2011
Nice smiley
Re: Unwanted Guests by bashydemy(m): 12:35am On Feb 14, 2011
@Efe I taught it was you KDK and Tanimz now
Re: Unwanted Guests by EfemenaXY: 12:48am On Feb 14, 2011
not since im go prison now!

na jail bird

im commit bigotry cool cool
Re: Unwanted Guests by bashydemy(m): 1:06am On Feb 14, 2011
Awwww sorry girl so who's next on the list?
Re: Unwanted Guests by Nelson6(m): 10:02am On Feb 14, 2011
akpu and banga soup
Re: Unwanted Guests by bashydemy(m): 11:01am On Feb 14, 2011
lol
Re: Unwanted Guests by xtremeidea(m): 11:07am On Feb 14, 2011
grin grin grin grin grin lol
Re: Unwanted Guests by lysaa(f): 1:24pm On Feb 14, 2011
Dem nor wear asoebi go the wedding? LOL

Efemena_xy:

Nland's one and only aproko! tongue tongue
Pls did he also have a hand in ur abrupt reply to KDK's post? Why is this getting suspicious? cheesy
Re: Unwanted Guests by bashydemy(m): 1:35pm On Feb 14, 2011
I wonder oo Lysaa help me ask her jare will you be my Val tomorrow?

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