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| Naija Woman by kemisuga(f): 9:05am On Feb 21, 2011 |
An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant birthday by staying overnight in one of London ’s most expensive hotels. When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for £250.00. She demanded to speak to the Manager.The Manager said "the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre which are available for use." 'But I didn't use them," she said. ''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager. He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. "But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said. "Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied. No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" The Manager was unmoved, so she decided to pay, wrote a cheque and gave it to the Manager. The Manager was surprised when he looked at the cheque. "But madam, this cheque is only made out for £50.00." ''That's correct. I charged you £200.00 for sleeping with me," she replied. "But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager. "Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have. ROFLMAO  |
| Re: Naija Woman by Blueice4re(f): 10:07am On Feb 21, 2011 |
funny. |
| Re: Naija Woman by Odunnu: 10:16am On Feb 21, 2011 |
Smart woman! I likey |
| Re: Naija Woman by lysaa(f): 3:33pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
Who can bring a charge against her now? LOL |
| Re: Naija Woman by Fulanee: 5:56pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
9ce one  |
| Re: Naija Woman by Jeel: 6:46pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
Wow naija na d best |
| Re: Naija Woman by MrLoverMAn(m): 2:13pm On Feb 24, 2011 |
Naija woman. I bet thats a true story lol Kemisuga verify where you got the story from lol |
| Re: Naija Woman by comptia(m): 2:16pm On Feb 24, 2011 |
keep it up love. thats a nice one |
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