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Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by BigTableShaker(f): 4:47pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
Jaynom:Or a very nice punk with 3 partings on the left like mine. |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by anonimi: 4:48pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
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Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by LaboPolitics: 4:50pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
Privatepart00: This is very true, once you show signs of haste, they'll be willing to waste your time. I remember driving from Asaba to Enugu once. They pulled me over around Oji river. Me: Oga Police how today? Police: We dey fine, wetin dey inside your boot? Me: Nothing, Make I open am? Police: Oya come open am. Me: (Steps down from the car and opens the boot) Police: (Finds nothing) where your car papers? Me: (Goes to Pigeon hole) hands over the photocopies of Car papers to him. Police: (Finds nothing, looking frustrated) Where the original? Me: E dey my house, I don't carry my originals around in my car. Police: We wan see am. Me: (Changes to proper English), I will produce it when we get to your police station and see your most Senior officer therein. I have to find out since when it became safe and mandatory to carry originals of car documents around. Police: Na grammar you dey speak, take your papers, carry your wahala dey go. Me: (Enters car and zooms off). 19 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by kingsolomonjnr01(m): 4:51pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
Do u know you will be arrested because of dressing Expensive?..
Yeye NPF. |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Nobody: 4:53pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
Danniedpastor:Dont waste time wit this guy.... Go to his profile and check all the posts he has made.... His own is to mention smone and abuse them If this one is a christian, i wil a.... |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Taiwojon(m): 4:53pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
vhuqnl:and what good will the report do you? ? you can't stop the gospel, if you report him and he is being ban, other will pick up from where is stop. people like me will no listen no amount of report can stop him preaching the gospel and no amount of people like you can stop the gospel moreover YOU NEED JESUS MORE THAN ANYTHING NOW. 4 Likes |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:55pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
vhuqnl: Reported posts get hidden just for you...until a mod acts on it. You can confirm this by reporting a post and then accessing the link when you're logged out, or in Incognito/Private mode. Imagine the ramifications of being able to hide anyone's post by reporting it. Every random person will essentially become a mod, and cab censor anyone they choose. 2 Likes |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Taiwojon(m): 4:55pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
YorubaKinging:yorubakinging keep on preaching, the Lord is your strength |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Enugupikin: 4:56pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
heendrix:Lol.. You don't know what is happening, we wey dey go tell u.. Katsina, zamfara and sokoto are also no go areas.. I'm the one telling u 1 Like |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by ABlAstate: 4:57pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
Enugupikin: Enugu is ravaged by insecurity but you are worried about Zamfara that's far better than your shithole |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by pocohantas(f): 4:58pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
Wearing slippers and socks. |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Jaxxcode: 4:58pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
the issue of having iphone alone is worrisome to the police ..i still dont understand how having a phone makes someone a criminal....is this the way a civilised country behave!!! |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Jaqenhghar: 5:02pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
MrTAnonymous:In other words just living life. And someone will say there is freedom in that shithole |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Vatod(m): 5:02pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
anonimi:I don’t have anything to do with anyone of them! They were all thieves, I just dey my dey |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Jaqenhghar: 5:04pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
GboyegaD:If up till now you have not lodt hope then there os a problem. To me sha what I find most apalling is that pote tial victims see nothing wrong with this |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Instrumentalng(m): 5:05pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
anastasius: Your dad must be a prophet All these Nigerian feminist are just lesbians Looking for people’s daughters to continue Their gay unending satisfaction Funny enough their feminism end for where rich Man dey Ask toke upon the feminism money still de Loyal her So hustle o my pple |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Jaqenhghar: 5:06pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
MejiLoyon:.... and you think its funny. |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by sulasa07(m): 5:07pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
MejiLoyon:Oga,GOD will punish you oo Zinc roof got me laughing |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by jaxxy(m): 5:08pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
MrTAnonymous: Recording the incident Ure having with them for evidence. They don’t like it. I don’t know why |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Nobody: 5:08pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
i very much agree with the tatoo and dreads but for car what of if its actually ur car and have a licence to show for it so u mean a young man who has a job and he has car cos the car is neat looking police will now clamp him? it doesnt work that way naija police are not fools most of the young dudes u see them clamping who have cars cant exactly explain themselves how they came up with such expensive rides for example an 18 yr old boy riding the latest Venza and has no job whatsoever na how im wan take explain to police u cant tell me someone who is gainfully employed or self employed and now purchased a ride will now get arrested by the police.If them harass u show u driving licence,then show them ur id card and the identity card of the place u work.for example if u work in Gt bank or any company of sorts they will issue u their identity cards.show all this to the police and lets see if they will dare arrest u.na wen u guilty dem go arrest.Even in US if u are very young or underage and u riding an expensive car police will be forced to question to know more about u. And as for laptops if police stop u to ask wetin dey ur laptop show wetin dey inside to proof u are not a yahoo boy.wen i was in naija wen police enter one lodge i stay to settle matter b/w boyfriend and girlfreind one of them walked over to me cos i was with my laptop.without arguement i showed him what i was using it for and he checked to see if there was any of those programmes that scammers make use it.im no see anything and walked away.And another thing stop running when u sight a police officer.Running away proves u are probably guilty and such will make the police run after u.Only the guilty are afraid. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by 2020Experience(m): 5:09pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
MejiLoyon:This is a case of being too lazy to be tattered |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Nobody: 5:11pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
WorkTheTalk:be careful how u make a nigerian police ur friend.many of them act as informants for armed robbers are cultist.i can never make a naija police man my friend.if i had a friend and he joined the nigerian police force i will stylishly cut off close connections from him.Dere something evil about the NPF. 1 Like |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Almunjid(m): 5:15pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
vhuqnl:Lol! You must be on devil's payroll. How much does he pay u to report righteousness? Y does anyone who preaches virtue irritates u? Are u possessed ? He may be a fake or a genuine pastor, but his message is not fake. So, receive the message and free the messenger. Peace! 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Nobody: 5:17pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
OgbanjeProphet:dont know what u define by dressing fine wen u wear tattard looking jeans then with rugged looking T shirt looking like an american rapper or a naija cultist they are bound to harrass u .Dress up with a nice looking jeans and nice Tshirt or shirt or rock ur native wen attending a sunday programme and see weda dem go harass u.When u dress fine na dem go dey address u as sir .if u want to know what dressing fine means..look at the way bankers and pastors are mostly dressed..even when they dress casaul they look cool. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Olibboy: 5:18pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
anastasius:NOTED*I prefer white heads over them. |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by ABCthings: 5:18pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
vhuqnl:Asif you sabi English pass me. What a fatuous pedant your are. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by tjones007: 5:18pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
lefulefu: Quite some valid point there. How will individuals who work remotely defend them self since they dont have local workplace ID cards and use almost similar software used by scammers. Cause this scenario is always the case police officer tag you a scammer, check twitter stories of police brutality. |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Cowbell521: 5:20pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
vhuqnl:Your Ignorance na virus Ooo. No be everybody dey jobless na 2 Likes |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by vhuqnl(m): 5:21pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
Almunjid:Typical of nigerian xtians. Very unchristlike. Jesus will be disgusted at you lots |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by vhuqnl(m): 5:22pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
BuddhaPalm:I discovered |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by vhuqnl(m): 5:23pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
Taiwojon:Go to North and goan preach. Go to Arab countries and go and preach. You people fear hell and not love God. That is self deceit. |
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