MejiLoyon:
Just being alive dey vex them
I Don see where police stop one guy tell am say make he open him teeth. I swear, bros teeth be like rusted zinc roof. Na here I forrr for olopa

Olopa "bros why your teeth dirty like this, you no get toothpaste? You wey no get toothpaste how you take dey brush not to talk of food. You say wetin? You dey hustle for food. Which kind hustle? I sure na tiff you be. Youre under arrest.

Na their I burst laff

vhuqnl:
My job is to report righteousness post. That fake pastor.
I report his post so as to have them hidden. Please join hands with me to report his posts.

MejiLoyon:
Just being alive dey vex them
I Don see where police stop one guy tell am say make he open him teeth. I swear, bros teeth be like rusted zinc roof. Na here I forrr for olopa

Olopa "bros why your teeth dirty like this, you no get toothpaste? You wey no get toothpaste how you take dey brush not to talk of food. You say wetin? You dey hustle for food. Which kind hustle? I sure na tiff you be. Youre under arrest.

Na their I burst laff

anastasius:
Stay away from Nigerian women and girls. They have nothing to offer.

My Nigerian dad married my European mom and life is good. He warned me against Nigerian women but I didn't listen. Now I'm suffering from it.
Nigerian women will wreck you. And those lesbians forming feminism are fake.
Any man that support feminism is a Simpleton. Most of them are gays. Only gay men support feminism.
You have been warned

blackboy:


Police or AMAC task force who bad pass? The AMAC task force will always pick on a vehicle being driven by foreigners. Very shameful.

The police and dead locks? Dreads look so popular now in Lagos among the youth in Lagos.

Laptop? A lot of people these days carry laptops around. I am aware cyber cafes are raided a lot by police in Lagos. Most wont allow you bring in your own.

Let's not make the police look that bad. Even during the curfew I travelled interstate and got to my neighbourhood past 11pm and the police came out and I explained to them . They let me go without collecting a dime.

davillian:
I've had several encounter with the dreaded SARS
But I walk out free in minutes....
I always have my I'd card
I don't pannic
I keep smiling and being friendly
I'm 100% comfortable and relax around them....
Before they ask anything I've given them my phone my I'd
But I feel they are scared because of the job I do..
If they steal from me in 24hrs they know they would loose thier job...

sapphiere:
dying your hair.

vhuqnl:

You most likely will rot in hell. Heaven is nt sure for you and you know it.

Timekeeper:


What we have now is federal armed robbers in police clothing....
Licensed armed robbers of the federal government of Nigeria

TheSERAPH:
Its a good thing, you
actually admit that heaven and hell is real. Well it
is left for me to decide where I will spend my
eternity not you

Jahwinaboy:
you obviously have no work. U can Kill the messenger but not the message. Channel ur energy into more resourceful ventures eg revolution now!

MejiLoyon:
Just being alive dey vex them
I Don see where police stop one guy tell am say make he open him teeth. I swear, bros teeth be like rusted zinc roof. Na here I forrr for olopa

Olopa "bros why your teeth dirty like this, you no get toothpaste? You wey no get toothpaste how you take dey brush not to talk of food. You say wetin? You dey hustle for food. Which kind hustle? I sure na tiff you be. Youre under arrest.

Na their I burst laff

anastasius:

Any man that support feminism is a Simpleton. Most of them are gays. Only gay men support feminism.

lefulefu:
i very much agree with the tatoo and dreads but for car what of if its actually ur car and have a licence to show for it
so u mean a young man who has a job and he has car cos the car is neat looking police will now clamp him?
it doesnt work that way
naija police are not fools
most of the young dudes u see them clamping who have cars cant exactly explain themselves how they came up with such expensive rides
for example an 18 yr old boy riding the latest Venza and has no job whatsoever na how im wan take explain to police
u cant tell me someone who is gainfully employed or self employed and now purchased a ride will now get arrested by the police.If them harass u show u driving licence,then show them ur id card and the identity card of the place u work.for example if u work in Gt bank or any company of sorts they will issue u their identity cards.show all this to the police and lets see if they will dare arrest u.na wen u guilty dem go arrest.Even in US if u are very young or underage and u riding an expensive car police will be forced to question to know more about u.
And as for laptops if police stop u to ask wetin dey ur laptop show wetin dey inside to proof u are not a yahoo boy.wen i was in naija wen police enter one lodge i stay to settle matter b/w boyfriend and girlfreind one of them walked over to me cos i was with my laptop.without arguement i showed him what i was using it for and he checked to see if there was any of those programmes that scammers make use it.im no see anything and walked away.And another thing stop running when u sight a police officer.Running away proves u are probably guilty and such will make the police run after u.Only the guilty are afraid.

justjentle:
Playing loud music in ur car

Elxandre:

You have a point with the work ID.
However, there are self employed people without ID cards.
I don't think an e-commerce guru or an actual cryptocurrency dealer or a freelance software developer would necessarily have an ID card.
Though I know criminal elements hide under these guises but it's absolutely wrong profiling people without any evidence.

Police abroad can't even look into your phone without a warrant. What are you talking about?

anastasius:
Stay away from Nigerian women and girls. They have nothing to offer.

My Nigerian dad married my European mom and life is good. He warned me against Nigerian women but I didn't listen. Now I'm suffering from it.
Nigerian women will wreck you. And those lesbians forming feminism are fake.
Any man that support feminism is a Simpleton. Most of them are gays. Only gay men support feminism.
You have been warned

vhuqnl:
My job is to report righteousness post. That fake pastor.
I report his post so as to have them hidden. Please join hands with me to report his posts.

MrTAnonymous:
Nigerian police officers love arresting people unnecessarily. You’ll be amazed when they start listing your offences.


If you are confident enough and would love to attract police trouble in Nigeria, try these tricks and don’t say I didn’t tell you initially.

Top 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria

1. Claiming Right Or Claiming To Know The Law

Try to prove you know the law more than them. Most especially when you tell them you know your rights. When it comes to police, rights take on new meanings.

2. Carrying Laptop In A Backpack Or Just The Backpack

Just know that it’s either you part with a huge sum of money or you lavish in the cell for a night. To Nigerian police officers, you’re an internet fraudster.

3. Walking Or Going Outside At Night

Buying Suya late at night: Your girlfriend craved for suya and you decided to be the good boyfriend. God help you if police officers decide to raid that night, you’re done for.

4. Having Dread Locks, Tattoo, Or Gold Chains, Or Iphone

Once you’re on dreads, you automatically sign for police trouble. To them, dreads means you’re a potential criminal. If you want to add more salt, just tint your dreads to red or green.

5. Using A Benz, Venza, Or Any Sophisticated Car

Make sure you are a young guy and your car is above the 2009 model. To police officers, you are a bag of money. Therefore, it’s very easy for them to milk you.

Funny enough, when armed robbers are operating in an area, they won’t show up until the robbers are gone.

The End!!!

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lefulefu:
that idea of looking in her person"s phone is wrong and truely overseas police has no right to look at ur phone..they have no right to search ur house either if they dont have a warrant.But in a place like the US if u are dressed in a thick hoody on a hot summer day and u acting strange when u see a cop they would question you and ask for your documents and if they dont find anything off they will let u go.To me ooo it always pays when u dress responsibly.And this could explain why even in europe most times illegal immigrants are scared to come out very much during daytime cos a police could stop u at random and routinely ask for your documents.For naija police the harrasement they engage in daily is to pick out yahoo boys so the yahooboys can sort them out(bribe)

Elxandre:

We're citizens here not immigrants.

GboyegaD:
Does this imply we should lose hope in the Nigerian Police?