^^^ U knock ur hubby on the head, in this Africa unimaginable, and u're crying now?

i was only knocking some sense into his head maybe next time he wants to take off again for days he would remember the knock

iyatrustee:

i was only knocking some sense into his head maybe next time he wants to take off again for days he would remember the knock

oh, so it wasn't me u knocked?

who else would i knock?

iyatrustee:

who else would i knock?

what of our HouseboyTHAT IBO BOY

which ibo boy? dat boy wey dey chase iya innit?

iyatrustee:

which ibo boy? dat boy wey dey chase iya innit?

How far with d dude? u guy finished ur chatty chatty?

i no even see the guy again! he been think say na one under 16chic he meet. i tink he see our wedding picturemy profile picture back off

iyatrustee:

i no even see the guy again! he been think say na one [b]under 16[/b]chic he meet. i tink he see our wedding picturemy profile picture back off

So u're over 16, Oh my G0d, so i've been waisting my timeBandwidth since, y did u not tell me b4 now. *Packs his bags and heads for the door*

and wia do you tink you are going too?

Official trip

official trip to where? with who?

iyatrustee:

official trip to where? with who?

who else, if not u my sweetest lovely Iya, Lets hurry darling, else we miss d flight *i already packed ur things in my own bag while u were away*

but you forgot to pack this

i packed those first, that's y they are under in the box

Whia is Reed before I call Militants to kidnap him?

Ms. Potato:

Whia is Reed before I call Militants to kidnap him?

@ Ur service, which creek is he hiding in?

yusuf_@:

@ your service, which creek is he hiding in?

militant Yusuf where do u think u are going with my sister?over!

Iya so this is d Yusuf u've been rolling with?

Sis, it is called e-rolling

Iya and Yusuffu, na here una run come abi?

we have been here all this while

^^^ u & who, after u abandoned me eh *giving annawhite cute winks*, *she smiles back*

me sef don kuku ma tire for the marriage! its obvious its not working between us. my lawyer would serve you the divorce papers tommorow

iyatrustee:

me sef don kuku ma tire for the marriage! its obvious its not working between us. my lawyer would serve you the divorce papers tommorow

i cant wait PLEASE IYA, DONT LEAVE ME

^^^ dont spoil that ur beautiful lips for me naw

Na so so quarrel una dey quarrel.
Na wa 4 una ooo

we disagree to agree

thats what kips us going shey, *iya smile at yusuf, he smile back, he opens his arms wide, she comes closer to him, they start to kiss passionately like it's their first romantic nite 2geda*

oh not again i thot i told you i am preggers and there would be no romance till i put to bed

Pregnant ke?
Am going to report this to that Akwa Ibom man

iyatrustee:

oh not again i thot i told you i am preggers and there would be no romance till i put to bed

BUT u need to lubricate the place to give junior easy passage wen it's time to get out of ur chambers