Whether we like it or not SIMPs are here to stay.

The only thing we can do is to try our best to reduce this ever growing large number of SIMPs by enlightening our men & young boys.

But, you can't do that without enlightening them on some characters that will definitely lead them to becoming a potential simp.

And they are as follows;
1.) “Go make money & girls will chase you” statement

This is one of the most ridiculous popular sentence always made by potential SIMPs.

In other word what this simp sentence means is that they cannot get girls because they don't have money.

So, they are okay masturbating and simping, hoping that one day the girl will have mercy & give them the same cookie she have been giving to a non-simp on a weekly basis when the guy wants it.

Well, I have bad news for you, all potential SIMPs, when you have money you will only get prostitutes & gold diggers to chase you.

The same prostitutes you can still get when you're not rich by simply going to prostitutes house.

If you can't get a decent girl to be your girl when you're not rich. You will never get a decent girl when you become rich.

Quote me anywhere,

You only get gold diggers & prostitutes.

2.) “No, we are just friends”

This is another popular one with potential SIMPs.

They accompany the girl everywhere & everytime she want.

The girl using them as errand & essential traveling backup.

And yet, each time you ask this potential simp what is going on with you & the girl, he will say “Nothing! we are just friends” while the girl dish, the thing that made you slave around her, her cookie free to the real guy - who don't have her time.

3.) Buying things for a girl for months even without tasting the cookie.

This is so stupid.

The only person entitled to this kind of luxury is your family members.

But, guess what?
I bet you, this kind of potential SIMPs can't even remember the last time they bought anything for their own sisters without them asking.

This is why girls save these potential SIMPs contact as; recharge card, advicer, e.tc

I didn't write this to enlighten all potential SIMPs, because that's impossible.

I wrote it to enlighten some before manhood is completely destroyed.
#TheCharismaGuy

Nice ..

This 'Simp' word has really suffered on nairaland

benzene00:
This 'Simp' word has really suffered on nairaland

I hope you're not one of them.

People dey sha......

benzene00:
This 'Simp' word has really suffered on nairaland

Number 1 is not true.. making money in this modern world should be ur top priority and not chasing everything in skirt. Advising someone to make money is not simping. Yeah make money and be the man u are and yes the girls will be flocking in two's n three's. What i believe the statement means is that be the best version of u and u will attract good things. Not necessarily getting all the money in the world tho. I think its childish running after women at a time u should be running after money. You do not need money to get a girl u like and u get easily distracted by women while trying to chase both.. There is time for everything.

dairykidd:
Number 1 is not true.. making money in this modern world should be ur top priority and not chasing everything in skirt. Advising someone to make money is not simping. Yeah make money and be the man u are and yes the girls will be flocking in two's n three's. What i believe the statement means is that be the best version of u and u will attract good things. Not necessarily getting all the money in the world tho. I think its childish running after women at a time u should be running after money. You do not need money to get a girl u like and u get easily distracted by women while trying to chase both.. There is time for everything.

Look,
By default.

Chasing after girls is Simping. And chasing after money as the only way to get girls is also Simping.

If you want to get a girl, go and get the girl. And stop Simping, masturbating & hiding under the sentence “Go and make money before you get girls”

Because no matter amount of money you make, if you don't become enlightened, even that money you made will depart from you through divorce settlement & paying gold diggers you called wife.

TheCharismaGuy:

Look,
By default.

Chasing after girls is Simping. And chasing after money as the only way to get girls is also Simping.

If you want to get a girl, go and get the girl. And stop Simping, masturbating & hiding under the sentence “Go and make money before you get girls”

Because no matter amount of money you make, if you don't become enlightened, even that money you made will depart from you through divorce settlement & paying gold diggers you called wife.

True at the bold.. u don't need money to get any girl u want. What i mean is the statement "Go make money & girls will chase you" doesn't imply that u need money to get girls and its very different from Go and make money before u get girls. The statement really means a struggling young man should be more focused in bettering himself than chasing after women as career.

What I understand about this whole issue is that, who go wan mumu go mumu.


Who go wan wise go wise, but all SIMP go suffer oooo.

dairykidd:

True at the bold.. u don't need money to get any girl u want. What i mean is the statement "Go make money & girls will chase you" doesn't imply that u need money to get girls and its very different from Go and make money before u get girls. The statement really means a struggling young man should be more focused in bettering himself than chasing after women as career.

Having sex - of course you don't have sex with yourself - does not prevent you from making money.

This is one of SIMPs excuses to keep masturbating & simping.

#SayNoToSimping

TheCharismaGuy:



Having sex - of course you don't have sex with yourself - does not prevent you from making money.

This is one of SIMPs excuses to keep masturbating & simping.

#SayNoToSimping

Lol.. Getting pussie isn't a big deal bro. Focusing on hoes and dedicating ur time and resources to that is the greatest simping. You seem to place too much importance on pussie. Redirect ur focus bro. Pussie na free. Fools n pussy niggaz place too much focus on getting pussie

#SayNoToSimping #DontBeAPussyNigga #FocusOnThePaper

dairykidd:

Lol.. Getting pussie isn't a big deal bro. Focusing on hoes and dedicating ur time and resources to that is the greatest simping. You seem to place too much importance on pussie. Redirect ur focus bro. Pussie na free. Fools n pussy niggaz place too much focus on getting pussie

#SayNoToSimping #DontBeAPussyNigga #FocusOnThePaper

The above is what they say.

When you catch them on their poor money excuse, they tell you
that girls & sex are cheap.

And yet porn sites are in top 10 most visited websites in Nigeria - above nairaland website.

One of the best way to prevent yourself from becoming a simp is to admit your simp level & then work from there.

Refuse the enlightenment now Or face the consequences - failed marriage & failed relationship in 5 to 10 years time, even with all your money.

Having money wouldn't save a simp. #SayNoToSimping

If the word "SIMP" is a human on nairaland.. Una don finish am...