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Re: Text Messages Club by emenma(f): 4:10pm On Jul 26, 2007
grin grin grin

LOL @ another horrible benchmark in nairaland stupidity
Re: Text Messages Club by skyhighh(m): 4:40pm On Jul 26, 2007
@kommy
u nasty nappy headed ho, u shut d Bleep up, cos u dun knw wat u dealin wit, i was tryna 2 b nice 2 dis ho, n der u go jubilatin, daughter of som bitch, u jus shut ya pit toilet up, cos u cant handle dis, i dun do girls, dun get me started, but if u insist, d nu kid on d block is gonna drop it like its hot, u can suck ma d**k bitch,

and u all bitch ass nigga n nappy headed hos against me, im gonna com 2 ur case one aftr d othr, man, im really havin fun, i'l b back shortly, lemme hit d clubss, dickheads!!
Re: Text Messages Club by kitaun(m): 4:58pm On Jul 26, 2007
emenma:


@skyhighh

Now i know your a kid, u sound it and u act it. If this is how u intend to compete favourably, then your very wrong. Knowing kit, he wont even waste time with u because its clear your an amateur, i've seen people that kit took on and u don't measure up. Please grow up and help yourself.

@Kit

Ignore him, he's still a kid whose new to Nairaland


WHAT MORE CAN I SAY? cool

@Emmema

I dont even know what category of muppets I should place the mofo grin grin

@kOMMY

are u surprised? we will always have peeps like dis on NLAND, so sad cry

@Predi

do urself a favour, ask older nlanders abt me or go through my posts, then u would know u have made the greatest mistake of ur life cool

@Skylow

what can I even tell u sef? duelling with u will be like using a sledge hammer on an ant grin grin

u dont even come close tongue angry
Re: Text Messages Club by emenma(f): 5:03pm On Jul 26, 2007
skyhighh:

@kommy
u nasty nappy headed ho, u shut d mess up, because u dun knw what u dealin wit, i was trying to 2 b nice 2 this ho, n der u go jubilatin, daughter of som bitch, u jus shut ya pit toilet up, because u can't handle this, i dun do girls, dun get me started, but if u insist, d nu kid on d block is going to drop it like its hot, u can suck ma d**k bitch,

and u all bitch ass nigga n nappy headed hos against me, im going to com 2 your case one aftr d othr, man, im really havin fun, i'l b back shortly, let me hit d clubss, dickheads!!

If thats how u talk to ladies, then i'm not surprised why u can't seem to find one  grin

It is your mother, and all your sisters and aunties that ur abusing like that. They're all dickheads, bitch. angry
Re: Text Messages Club by kubiboy: 5:23pm On Jul 26, 2007
Pretty simple and difficult to argue without looking like a total idiot. But words? Words are much more slippery. Largely because those who wish to use words as a means of enslaving and abusing others work very hard to make themselves look like a frustrated idiot, so guys in nairaland please beware of skyhighh lipsrsealed grin angry
Re: Text Messages Club by Nobody: 5:37pm On Jul 26, 2007
skyhighh:

@kommy
u nasty nappy headed ho, u shut d mess up, because u dun knw what u dealin wit, i was trying to 2 b nice 2 this ho, n der u go jubilatin, daughter of som bitch, u jus shut ya pit toilet up, because u can't handle this, i dun do girls, dun get me started, but if u insist, d nu kid on d block is going to drop it like its hot, u can suck ma d**k bitch,

and u all bitch ass nigga n nappy headed hos against me, im going to com 2 your case one aftr d othr, man, im really havin fun, i'l b back shortly, let me hit d clubss, dickheads!!

Are you so daft that you can't read the signature beneathe the post? Fynewaka is male and has got history in nairaland. So go figure that out and come back to me, am waiting. Better still, find ou why fynewaka was banned for life.
Re: Text Messages Club by ariblaze(m): 5:45pm On Jul 26, 2007
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
sup with trading of words?



methinks this is getting way too nasty, skyhigh you might have points (am assuming here), you arent tupac are you? my point it wouldnt hurt anything more than your pride if you not only retract your statements but also tender an apology you might still salvage whats left of your persona here,


me advise, you can retreat and re-evaluate your tact,
Re: Text Messages Club by kitaun(m): 5:54pm On Jul 26, 2007
Jesus!!!

Fynewaka? shocked

SKYHIGHH, U ARE DONE-FOR! cool grin

THE COMBO OF FYNEWAKA AND KITAUN OR FYNEWAKA VS KITAUN HAS ALWAYS BEEN ONE OF THE WICKEDEST EVER ON NLAND, HOW U WILL SURVIVE THIS REMAINS TO BE SEEN grin cool

@kOMMY

SSUP DUDE?
Re: Text Messages Club by skyhighh(m): 9:16pm On Jul 26, 2007
, u guys aint sad nuthin yet, bring it on,
Re: Text Messages Club by whitelexi(m): 10:01pm On Jul 26, 2007
kitaun:

Jesus!!!

Fynewaka? shocked

SKYHIGHH, You ARE DONE-FOR! cool grin

THE COMBO OF FYNEWAKA AND KITAUN OR FYNEWAKA VS KITAUN HAS ALWAYS BEEN ONE OF THE WICKEDEST EVER ON NLAND, HOW You WILL SURVIVE THIS REMAINS TO BE SEEN grin cool

@kOMMY

SSUP DUDE?


I warned him, he wouldnt listen. . . a gwawa nti ma'nti anughi ihe, mgbe a'ga egburu isi egburu nti ohhh (To the ear that refuses to listen, when the head is cut off, it comes off with the same ears intact)
Whatever u find on NL, u brought it upon yourself, go and prepare yourself for battle, and while u're at it, add whitelexi to that combo angry

k-leb
Re: Text Messages Club by kubiboy: 7:51am On Jul 27, 2007
There's nothing a rat can do with the head of a cow rather than putting dirt on it, i guess u guys are fighting a loose battle. Skyhighh keep it up i am with u man. cool
Re: Text Messages Club by krazynaija(m): 8:45am On Jul 27, 2007
@BEEFERS
ENOUGH OF THIS MADNESS ALREADY !!! angry angry
Re: Text Messages Club by Nobody: 9:51am On Jul 27, 2007
kubiboy:

There's nothing a rat can do with the head of a cow rather than putting dirt on it, i guess u guys are fighting a loose battle. Skyhighh keep it up i am with u man. cool

Are you holding brief for skyhighh? Let us know.

@ Skyhighh
I can see you are always skyhigh on paraga. Not surprising though. cheesy cheesy
Re: Text Messages Club by emenma(f): 10:16am On Jul 27, 2007
kubiboy:

There's nothing a rat can do with the head of a cow rather than putting dirt on it, i guess u guys are fighting a loose battle. Skyhighh keep it up i am with u man. cool

"Once u familiarize yourself with the chains of bondage, u prepare your own wrists to wear them."

Fucking Abraham Lincoln said that, and i believe him.
Re: Text Messages Club by kubiboy: 10:26am On Jul 27, 2007
i can see u guys are pricing what u wount be able to buy, How can 4 guys fight against one innocent guy. i cant fold my arms and watch that shit happen, skyhighh, more grease to ur elbow
Re: Text Messages Club by emenma(f): 10:29am On Jul 27, 2007
kubiboy:

i can see u guys are pricing what u wount be able to buy, How can 4 guys fight against one innocent guy. i can't fold my arms and watch that shit happen, skyhighh, more grease to your elbow

You mean 3 guys and a girl plus the support of the entire NL community. He cannot just join and start throwing tantrums at already established members of the site.
He came at us with a wack manner of approach and you are doing the same right now! angry
Re: Text Messages Club by Nobody: 10:39am On Jul 27, 2007
kubiboy:

i can see u guys are pricing what u wount be able to buy, How can 4 guys fight against one innocent guy. i can't fold my arms and watch that shit happen, skyhighh, more grease to your elbow

There are a thousand and one ways of attaining fame on nairaland without stepping on toes. Ordinarily, I would have dismissed you both for a duo of attention seeking morons but I will be doing my country a great disservice by not putting on track, already bended lives.

Its just too early in your nairaland lives to start appropriating opprobrium from a chunk of nairalnders.
Re: Text Messages Club by skyhighh(m): 10:41am On Jul 27, 2007
did u guys miss me?? I guess so, d nu kid on d block is back loser, all 4 of you against me, hmm, dats sumtin, but im equal 2 d task, see ppl who say dey r educated?? der use 2 b a popular proverb whic tends 2 b tru, fly always support shit, whitelexi fliess, keep up da good work, ya support is unwavering, fools

@emmemma
or watevr u call ursef, let me face d guys n giv som space 2 a hungry ho like u, d female fly supportin shit, no matter hw hard u try, u aint gettin no dick frm d male flies, gt ready 2 wear d wrist of bondage cos skyhighh is bringin u down,

@kubiboy
thanks for being educated, plz help me educate dis mofos

@kommy
u sound like som1 who gets high by masturbatin, wats ya fuckin bizness if i get skyhighhhhh on paraga,

@ d mofos combo
U said u gt ma pics n videos, iv bn waitin 4 dem, shw b wat u got, im still waitin, u guys havn said nuthin yet,, i tot u said i was gonaa run, bring it on, , som of u brag of gettin busted 4rm nairaland, othrs bring ppl dwn, im waitin 4 d dickhead whos gonna bring me down
Re: Text Messages Club by Nobody: 10:47am On Jul 27, 2007
skyhighh:

did u guys miss me?? I guess so, d nu kid on d block is back loser, all 4 of you against me, hmm, that is sumtin, but im equal to the task, see people who say dey r educated?? der use 2 b a popular proverb whic tends 2 b tru, fly always support shit, whitelexi fliess, keep up da good work, ya support is unwavering, fools

@emmemma
or watevr u call ursef, let me face d guys n giv som space 2 a hungry ho like u, d female fly supportin shit, no matter hw hard u try, u aint gettin no privates frm d male flies, gt ready 2 wear d wrist of bondage because skyhighh is bringin u down,

@kubiboy
thanks for being educated, plz help me educate this mofos

@kommy
u sound like som1 who gets high by masturbatin, wats ya fuckin bizness if i get skyhighhhhh on paraga,

@ d mofos combo
You said u gt ma pics n videos, iv bn waitin 4 them, shw b what u got, im still waitin, u guys havn said nuthin yet,, i tot u said i was gonaa run, bring it on, , som of u brag of gettin busted from nairaland, othrs bring people dwn, im waitin 4 d dickhead whos going to bring me down

Too much hip-hop. Why not write simple and correct grammatical expressions.
Re: Text Messages Club by skyhighh(m): 10:50am On Jul 27, 2007
is dat ur problem, iv seen all ur posts n u aint better dan my kid bro in english language, im a first class english student,
if u need some tutoring, let me knw, i'l b happy 2 help curb d increment of illiterates among d evr risin population of illiterates like u,
Re: Text Messages Club by whitelexi(m): 10:55am On Jul 27, 2007
skyhighh:

is that your problem, iv seen all your posts n u aint better dan my kid bro in english language, im a first class english student,
if u need some tutoring, let me knw, i'l b happy 2 help curb d increment of illiterates among d evr risin population of illiterates like u,

Yeah, guys, his biography states he's on a scholarship!!

Not the 'merit type' scholarship sha grin grin grin
the type u get from the lottery they now do in Naija grin grin grin

And he actually said his bleeding folks pay his school fees grin grin grin

Some proper use of english might justify the inputs of those sponsors of yours, idiot

When i said i've got u nailed, i meant it, and i'll show u for what u truly are. . . albeit slowly
Re: Text Messages Club by emenma(f): 10:57am On Jul 27, 2007
whitelexi:

Yeah, guys, his biography states he's on a scholarship!!

Not the 'merit type' scholarship sha grin grin grin
the type u get from the lottery they now do in Naija grin grin grin

And he actually said his bleeding folks pay his school fees grin grin grin

Some proper use of english might justify the inputs of those sponsors of yours, idiot

When i said i've got u nailed, i meant it, and i'll show u for what u truly are. . . albeit slowly

OUCH cry cry cry

@White

that was mean

cant help weeping for him cry cry cry
Re: Text Messages Club by skyhighh(m): 10:58am On Jul 27, 2007
@whitelexi
u were jus rantin like som toothless bulldog, if u dun like d way i write or speak ma english, go n Bleep ur mama,
u must b a fool 2 thnk dat dey do som kainda lottery scholarship in naija, ma proud sponsors r proud of me, n ders nuthin u can do about it. so get a life
Re: Text Messages Club by skyhighh(m): 10:59am On Jul 27, 2007
@emmemma
if dats d definition of mean in ur contexts, den start weepin 4 ur mother, u guys r goin down
Re: Text Messages Club by Nobody: 11:03am On Jul 27, 2007
is that your problem, iv seen all your posts n u aint better dan my kid bro in english language, im a first class english student,


Roflmao. Please don't bring the Malaysian Educational System to disrepute. Your English is indeed a testimony.

if u need some tutoring, let me knw, i'l b happy 2 help curb d increment of illiterates among d evr risin population of illiterates like u,


Another case of dementia! It will be appropriate to tutor yourself first. By the way, what level are you?
Re: Text Messages Club by skyhighh(m): 11:04am On Jul 27, 2007
@emmemma

Why shud a woman have the right to judge others about other's development? i mean they couldn't learn how to be a teacher or docter for yeasr and the only reason they can now is b/c they had to show of their legs and gt layed!, so plz b greatful 2 dat mothrfucker is feedin on ur black fliess infested hole u call a pussy, B-I-A-C-T-H!!!
Re: Text Messages Club by emenma(f): 11:04am On Jul 27, 2007
skyhighh:

@whitelexi
u were jus rantin like som toothless bulldog, if u dun like d way i write or speak ma english, go n mess your mama,
u must b a fool 2 thnk that dey do som kainda lottery scholarship in naija, ma proud sponsors r proud of me, n ders nuthin u can do about it. so get a life

Seems to me like some truth is actually coming out grin grin grin

skyhighh:

@emmemma
if that is d definition of mean in your contexts, den start weepin 4 your mother, u guys r goin down

You really need to start respecting women, if ur bitch of a mother didnt teach u not to call girls ho, i will make sure u learn the hard way. You have no balls. . .  or is it nuts they call it sef.
You lack any form of mental and psychological decorum
In other words, you are a mad man, and we dont entertain people like u on NL. NL is a community of intelligent and well meaning People from all parts of the world who come together to discuss the betterment of Nigeria.
You are a massive disgrace to Nigeria and a dreadful waste of human resources.
Re: Text Messages Club by skyhighh(m): 11:06am On Jul 27, 2007
y'all knw malaysian education is very very far away frm nigerian education, der r fuckin better dan us. so wats ur fuckin bizness in knwin ma level, I pass u bro, ten years 2 com, u'l b wer i am 2day
Re: Text Messages Club by skyhighh(m): 11:10am On Jul 27, 2007
yo, intelligent nigerians?? plz spare me, we all knw, so plz stop makin an effort, in ma context bitches r nuthin but tricks n hos, n u r no xception, i can see ur level of sanity, sane mad woman, iv got balls n also a huge magic stick, but girls like u r nt gonna taste, because u r a disgrace 2 evn b called a girl, ur a thin
Re: Text Messages Club by whitelexi(m): 11:11am On Jul 27, 2007
skyhighh:

y'all knw malaysian education is very very far away frm nigerian education, der r fuckin better dan us. so wats your fuckin bizness in knwin ma level, I pass u bro, ten years 2 com, u'l b wer i am 2day

This yr 1 college boy will not respect himself, talking of your level, i was there in. . .   1997!!!

Today i'm very well established and you have a long way to climb to get to where i am. You should be happy for this opportunity to see outside the walls of naija, u should use the opportunity properly so u dont end up in one malaysian jail.

Instead u come here trying to kill innocent people with ur demented nature and your improper english
Re: Text Messages Club by emenma(f): 11:13am On Jul 27, 2007
skyhighh:

yo, intelligent nigerians?? plz spare me, we all knw, so plz stop makin an effort, in ma context bitches r nuthin but tricks n hos, n you're no xception, i can see your level of sanity, sane mad woman, iv got balls n also a huge magic stick, but girls like you're nt going to taste, because you're a disgrace 2 evn b called a girl, your a thin

Yeah, we can see what occupies ur demented brain is sugar stick and pussy. . . u're just a pervert, get a life plz
Re: Text Messages Club by skyhighh(m): 11:15am On Jul 27, 2007
u wer thr 1997, but still in college, or i get u, u keep repeatin 4 7yrs, u so daft 2 thnk my english is improper, com 2 ma skool n ask 4 one of d best students, dats me bro, ur established huh?? PULLLEZZZE, lets nt go thr, cos u r nuffin, malaysian jail, u dun evn knw wat ur gf is doin in malaysia, ur happy u hav half a girl, fool, i dun wanna mess up ur relationship, but i can giv u evidence of wats goin on btwn ur gf n peeps in here, so please dont start,

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