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Re: Text Messages Club by skyhighh(m): 11:16am On Jul 27, 2007
u so so brillant, a pervert, hw com i nvr tot of dat, dat means we r both pervs since u started talkin bou balls n nuts, i already hav a life, u go get 1
Re: Text Messages Club by kubiboy: 11:24am On Jul 27, 2007
There are a thousand and one ways of attaining fame on nairaland without stepping on toes. Ordinarily, I would have dismissed you both for a duo of attention seeking morons but I will be doing my country a great disservice by not putting on track, already bended lives.

Its just too early in your nairaland lives to start appropriating opprobrium from a chunk of nairalnders.


i didnt come to attack anybody, but since this scaled dick head has now priced and his ready to pay, let me warn him first incase he did a mistake, BE WARNED
Re: Text Messages Club by whitelexi(m): 11:26am On Jul 27, 2007
skyhighh:

u wer thr 1997, but still in college, or i get u, u keep repeatin 4 7yrs, u so daft 2 thnk my english is improper, com 2 ma school n ask 4 one of d best students, that is me bro, your established huh?? PULLLEZZZE, lets nt go thr, because you're nuffin, malaysian jail, u dun evn knw what your girlfriend is doin in malaysia, your happy u hav half a girl, fool, i dun want to mess up your relationship, but i can giv u evidence of wats goin on btwn your girlfriend n peeps in here, so please don't start,

Hahahaha grin grin grin grin

Thats such a popular line. . . Evidence against my girl grin grin grin

You make me laugh, i dont need your bloody evidence, and i'm not the kind of guy who takes such crap evidence, and guess what? thats the difference between us, Maturity.

[size=20pt]Caleb[/size]

Respect yourself and stop making a fool of yourself. Now i know where you're coming from, it was attention all the while. . . well, you wont be getting it from me sha grin grin grin
such a joke grin grin
Re: Text Messages Club by skyhighh(m): 11:29am On Jul 27, 2007
wats up wit d name caleb in bold characters, if ur thnkin ma name is caleb, den u must b mad, sucha a dumb name, oh my goosh, nairaland wont kill me, im nt caleb, n i didnt say i was gonna giv u any evidence cause bithces r nuthin but tricks n hos, u understand dat, macho man, sorry i mean macho man only wit d head, fool
Re: Text Messages Club by whitelexi(m): 11:36am On Jul 27, 2007
Those that tought u to talk obviously didnt teach u to lie, you're such a terrible liar. This is the 2nd time i've called u that name and u didnt even react the first time. I've done my research C-Note, i've got all i want.
I will visit u

but for now, i wont give u any more attention, you r a low life piece of attention seeking crap and i shouldnt waste my time on u
Re: Text Messages Club by kubiboy: 11:38am On Jul 27, 2007
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, i can see some people are taking this too personal, please for the interest of oneness we should stop all this big head, small head, dick head, scaled dick head and face the topic. This is when u know when u matured not the year  we were in year1 or yr 5.[color=#990000][/color]
Re: Text Messages Club by krazynaija(m): 11:43am On Jul 27, 2007
Well established? Dat seems funny cos if u really are u wouldnt be wasting yo tyme trading words here! And mr first class english pikin, did u go to malaysia to study or go krazy and shout about beta edukation when will y'all grow up? More lyk Mental and psykolomental dekorum,ha ha guess seun needs to make a thread 4 beefs cos y'all are making ramance zone BORING ! ! !
Re: Text Messages Club by skyhighh(m): 11:46am On Jul 27, 2007
Dats ur problem, im studyin in malaysia, n nt goin crazy, dats all 4 nw, imma bounce, cos i got better stuffs 2 do, c y'all soon, cos im on HoLsss,
Re: Text Messages Club by Nobody: 11:55am On Jul 27, 2007
@ Lexi

This guy is a bloody lowlife. He is not worth giving attention at all. Better let him wallow in his delusion.

Skyhigh

You are such a damn ugly fool who lacked proper care growing up.

This is the idiot!
Re: Text Messages Club by Nobody: 12:02pm On Jul 27, 2007
Didn't I tell you some of us on nairaland are secret agents to the FBI, CIA and ATF? You must be shuldering in revulsion at this moment. I'm armed with other security documents to nail you, so continue. grin grin grin
Re: Text Messages Club by kubiboy: 12:04pm On Jul 27, 2007
Na this handsome guy dey cos all this wahala, boy u too much, but make una stop all this beef, OK
Re: Text Messages Club by whitelexi(m): 12:04pm On Jul 27, 2007
He even looks older than me, and he's only in yr 1 at college. . .  He's definitely untidy because his hair needs some serious attention. grin grin grin

And the guy ear na satelite reciever grin grin
Re: Text Messages Club by Nobody: 12:13pm On Jul 27, 2007
whitelexi:

He even looks older than me, and he's only in yr 1 at college. . .  He's definitely untidy because his hair needs some serious attention. grin grin grin

And the guy ear na satelite reciever grin grin

Roflmao. Is that a head or a water melon stucked with two black spots?
lol

This guy is a seriuos late starter. How come he's in just first year. When some of us before his age had started making money long ago. lol
Re: Text Messages Club by Nobody: 12:22pm On Jul 27, 2007
kubiboy:

Na this handsome guy dey because all this wahala, boy u too much, but make una stop all this beef, OK

The guy is too small to be beefed.
Re: Text Messages Club by skyhighh(m): 12:23pm On Jul 27, 2007
lol, im laffin ma brains out, cos u guys r losers, who evr told u dis is me, is a very big loser, u makin a big mistake, dis dude is innocent, if he finds out wat u doin here, man, dats gotta b serious, i told u 2 better b rite, i aint got no afro sucker, man, wonder wat dis dude had wit ur gf 4 her 2 thnk hes d one, lolll, catch me if u can, hes evn finer dan dat bigheaded whitelexi, n he looks younger dan u, man, don u knw ur a man, dis picture shows s boy, again, CATCH ME IF U CAN,
Re: Text Messages Club by skyhighh(m): 12:26pm On Jul 27, 2007
bring on ur security documents, .im laffin cos ur happy 2 compare ursef wit FBI, CIA n stffs, thonia gav dis 2 whitlexi, n he askd u 2 post it, n ur happy, c idiot, man, be serious, n do better findins, dan nailin innocent ppl, Im INVINSIBLE Y"ALL, HAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
Re: Text Messages Club by ThoniaSlim(f): 12:27pm On Jul 27, 2007
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Text Messages Club by Nobody: 12:32pm On Jul 27, 2007
skyhighh:

bring on your security documents, .im laffin because your happy 2 compare ursef wit FBI, CIA n stffs, thonia gav this 2 whitlexi, n he askd you to post it, n your happy, c idiot, man, be serious, n do better findins, dan nailin innocent people, I'm INVINSIBLE Y"ALL, HAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAA

The rantings of a crushed insect! grin grin grin

I know you can't believe that I've got facts about you. That is the mystery of the internet!
Re: Text Messages Club by ThoniaSlim(f): 12:42pm On Jul 27, 2007
skyhighh:

lol, im laffin ma brains out, because u guys r losers, who evr told u this is me, is a very big loser, u makin a big mistake, this dude is innocent, if he finds out what u doin here, man, that is gotta b serious, i told you to better b rite, i aint got no afro sucker, man, wonder what this dude had wit your girlfriend 4 her 2 thnk hes d one, lolll, catch me if u can, hes evn finer dan that bigheaded whitelexi, n he looks younger dan u, man, don u knw your a man, this picture shows s boy, again, CATCH ME IF You CAN,

lmao. you got me cracking my ribs over here. try better lines.
cus i can put my foot down and my head high, that i got no history or dirty dealings.
and by the way, i keep saying if your not such a scared puppy, why are you hiding. he heh heh heh eh he he he he he he he he he grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Text Messages Club by Nobody: 12:49pm On Jul 27, 2007
This skyhighh guy must be revelling in the attention being accorded him! tongue
Re: Text Messages Club by niterider(m): 3:13pm On Jul 27, 2007
Wait ooooooooooo.I read he whole thing from the beginnin to the end.Skyhigh didnt talk to none of u ppl.He was talkin to thonia slim and u all took up arms to fight.What kind of "kparapo" is this happenin on nairaland.Seun,u watched this happen??ANyway,for ppl goin out with girls infested wit craw craw,u beta knw that we have their pictures.Since pictures are being posted,lets all pot pics and fone numbers now
Re: Text Messages Club by skyhighh(m): 3:16pm On Jul 27, 2007
to all y'all lookin 4 thoniaslim, here is her real mobile number +60173947366,,
i also got candid fotos of d rabies infested chick lookin like a transgendered,
lemme hit ma database, il b back shorty,
peace
Re: Text Messages Club by ThoniaSlim(f): 3:20pm On Jul 27, 2007
heh heh heh heh grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
your the biggest fool. i keep, telling you try better lines
post my pic let me see. grin grin grin grin grin grin

and by the way puppy, no photo editor tricks, just my pic.
the way i look. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Text Messages Club by ThoniaSlim(f): 3:25pm On Jul 27, 2007
and am still saying if your not such a scared puppy, why are your hiding your identity. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

you got a beef with me, you behave like an immatured fool, and come to the cyber world to insult me
it only goes to prove one thing, your a COWARD
Re: Text Messages Club by skyhighh(m): 3:28pm On Jul 27, 2007
Thonua, ok, lets b straight, good ur respondin, hows KDU college, oh yea, i heard u r about 2 b kicked out frm palmville, u knw say shoe get size, u bn say ur papa win 2miliion dollar contract, haba, girl, talk easy wit all dis lies, do u thnk evrybody has isi-ewu head like whitelexi, plz, we knw u love him, n love is blind, but dat dosent mean u r faithful 2 him, body no b wood, i hav our pictures 2gethr, dun 4get in d closet, i will post it oh, u better beg me, or else u cannot carry dis tin u brot on ursef oh, better beg or else u lose ur bigheaded monster,.,.
enjoy
Re: Text Messages Club by skyhighh(m): 3:30pm On Jul 27, 2007
u didnt insult me in my face, na here u com insult me, so na here we go end am,
Re: Text Messages Club by ThoniaSlim(f): 3:52pm On Jul 27, 2007
plsssssssssssss puppy, plsssssssssssss don't post the picture. cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
hah ha hah hah hah hah hah grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

your the greatest idiot i have seen. gush you got me rolling on the floor, laughing my heart out grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

lol, bring it on. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
why did you sign out. i want to see the pictures.
i keep saying it
i can stand anywhere and open my mouth and say i got no dirty deals, so bring it on
why should i beg you,see mumu. lmao grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
this is getting fun.
i would be waiting for the pictures, live and direct.


by the way. kdu is perfectly fine.
as for the stuff about my dad, gush you got me cracking my ribs grin grin grin grin grin. get your facts right. because i can stand anywhere and say, i did not make such statement.

as for palm ville. its a pity your still mourning, because you know that even if your dad sells all his lands he inherited in the village finish, he would never be able to afford to pay just a month's accommodation at palm ville. don't mind puppy. don't cry again. cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
just keep hoping you might just be in luck one day. to afford such luxury.
and am not about to be kicked out, puppy.
am only moving,because i have to be near my new school.
and you know what i see
an insecured puppy, who is afraid to disclose his identity, because he knows his head's going to be bitten off.
buhah hah hah hah hah hah hah grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Text Messages Club by whitelexi(m): 3:54pm On Jul 27, 2007
skyhighh:

u didnt insult me in my face, na here u com insult me, so na here we go end am,


As u can see, we've all realized its a waste of time responding to u, we obviously thought u were smarter and have ended up wasting useful time. Please continue fooling yourself grin grin grin
Re: Text Messages Club by Bolarge(m): 3:57pm On Jul 27, 2007
shocked  shocked "Dayum!!" If these are text msgs I don't ever wannna be recieving none. undecided undecided
Re: Text Messages Club by ThoniaSlim(f): 4:16pm On Jul 27, 2007
@skyhighh

leave my boyfriend out of this, cause you do not know him, he does not know you.
hhhhhmmmm, just wondering
it only boils down to one thing
you would never be half the man he is. and thats why you would never get a girl who would love you the way i love him.
heh heh heh heh heh heh grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

And the issue of you being the most brilliant student, haba kno dey feed this people with lies. now grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
disclose your identity so i clarify, you won't.
i won't be suprised because you might just be one of the dullest empty brains they have around at sunway.
because, the only brilliant nija guy's brain we got in sunway, has left for the US
for the rest of you there. your empty block heads. thats why at the age of 25-28, when your mates have gotten good jobs and working. una go dey ever reduce one year, out of your ages. grand papas
una still dey come hassle with 17-20yrs old for lecture room,haba u no shame. heh heh heh heh heh heh heh grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: Text Messages Club by Seun(m): 8:30pm On Jul 27, 2007
skyhigh has been banned permanently. Thanks. Please continue with the thread.
Re: Text Messages Club by niterider(m): 8:46pm On Jul 27, 2007
lol.wrong post.lets continue wit the text message

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