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Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by Ategberoson(m): 2:52pm On Sep 29, 2020
Brachaa:



Where are you supposed to take her to? The shrine? Even business meetings are held at eateries and five star hotel restaurants.. talk more of a date


Anyways, to each his own.



who's this one, I'm sure before you jump like loose monkey on my post, you read as for me


please get sense ok

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Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by Nobody: 2:53pm On Sep 29, 2020
neonly:
Naso I meet one girl for PH she come dey tell me different type of story abt her family before u know it dis girl don finish 2 pack of 5Alive and two plate of chicken pepper on a first date oooo naso I just keep my Rod inside my trouser straight because dis one glutton
I cant come and carry some else wahala for my head


Simp! Some guys call ur type simp! If any *mofo ask for anything I can't afford, I will tell her to her face that I don't have money. Make ehn carry her pussy go.

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Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by Adex2442: 2:53pm On Sep 29, 2020
sapphiere:
The kind of drink I'd order, you'd rather prefer I go for food instead. My drinks are expensive.


Poor gal

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Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by Nobody: 2:55pm On Sep 29, 2020
rottencorpse:

Your posts irritate me. You always be forming gentleman, where as you are very stupid. So we should be the ones to feed them? So they don't have hands and legs to work and feed themselves? If you don't have any tangible contribution, please don't comment.
guy read between the words.that post was sarcastic

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Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by Nobody: 2:56pm On Sep 29, 2020
SegFault:

If his comments – which are not directed to you or your family members – pains you so much why don't you jump off third mainland bridge. One idiot would sit down one place and be drinking sniper over one person's opinion that does not trash talk or affect him in anyway. Lefulefu no mind this Arabic fowl abeg.
some ppl can be touchy at times cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
i fully understand grin grin

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Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by Nobody: 2:57pm On Sep 29, 2020
SenatorBright:




May God bless the man or woman who dis over ikale's pupuru. That food is a joy to eat along with efo onikoko

Beeni.

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Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by Nobody: 2:57pm On Sep 29, 2020
Ategberoson:




who's this one, I'm sure before you jump like loose monkey on my post, you read as for me


please get sense ok

Oops!

Calm down bro. Not a nice way to address someone.

Peace.
Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by Nobody: 2:58pm On Sep 29, 2020
luminouz:


Lol...so they must eat next month own for my head abi?

If its food they want, they should say it na and I will give them food as charity
na food be the main intention nau cheesy..u think na romance or dating b4? grin
If u invite a girl for an outing and she brings along 14 of her friends that should tell u what their main intention is grin grin grin

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Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by shamsin6300(m): 2:59pm On Sep 29, 2020
Sarita01:

Seriously guy,any time way Dem dey bash gals,u must comment my question for you be,wetin naija girls don do you way u dey always downgrade them?who break your heart?

This one wai u de follow his comment bumba 2 bumba, hope you are not indirectly asking for a date. grin
Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by luminouz(m): 3:01pm On Sep 29, 2020
lefulefu:
na food be the main intention nau cheesy..u think na romance or dating b4? grin
If u invite a girl for an outing and she brings along 14 of her friends that should tell u what their main intention is grin grin grin

She dey craze ni? 14 friends? ;

I once shared a story of how I ghosted 3 girls who wanted to open a canteen on my head. They washed a mountain of plates before they were released.

I bet they will think twice before trying that on another guy grin

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Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by Nobody: 3:01pm On Sep 29, 2020
lefulefu:
some ppl can be touchy at times cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
i fully understand grin grin
I understand the guys problem. Sha it's just nairaland
Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by maiquel: 3:01pm On Sep 29, 2020
I went on a date with my long-term friend and babe... the date was a proposal to settle scores (a fight that had lingered for 2 months)
After we talked and established the problems, we settled it with smiles.
Then we ordered food. We ate until we couldn't stand up again. This was at ICM lagos.
We said our goodbyes and headed home.

In all of our outings, food is part of the agenda.
Even if I don't have money, I just tell her and she covers the bill.
If she doesn't have, she tells me.
We do what we can afford.
Sometimes cooked corn was just okay.
Other times, I take pizza, she takes sharwama...

When we were in school, we had a regular joint.

Life no hard like that.
Get yourself a good girl/guy

Food shouldn't be an issue in your relationship.
Nah...

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Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by Nobody: 3:02pm On Sep 29, 2020
Sarita01:

Seriously guy,any time way Dem dey bash gals,u must comment my question for you be,wetin naija girls don do you way u dey always downgrade them?who break your heart?
So true.
Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by Liposure: 3:05pm On Sep 29, 2020
Kekereekun123:
Who still does dates in 2020 First date these days na hot sex
kerewa
Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by 2cribz: 3:06pm On Sep 29, 2020
Me go on date. Never. Meet me for lounge,bring 1 shawama,1 barbequed fish. After ubdon dey high,pack rest go house. Fuc k u like say tmrw no dey. Shaply 7am i drop u off. No time for dates,all girls be okpo

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Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by komodapson(m): 3:07pm On Sep 29, 2020
sapphiere:
The kind of drink I'd order, you'd rather prefer I go for food instead. My drinks are expensive.

Which drink you dey shaq? Make jumia carry am come for you

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Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by Protein0: 3:11pm On Sep 29, 2020
sapphiere:
The kind of drink I'd order, you'd rather prefer I go for food instead. My drinks are expensive.
If they're drinks u steadily buy with ur own money, no qualms but if they're like "Xmas drinks" to you, then you have to watch it.

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Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by Dcoy: 3:11pm On Sep 29, 2020
If you can't feed a girl, why you want date am.. you don't wanna work but you wanna chop....if you don't feed her well you might end up eating bone...whey fit hook you for throat

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Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by mariahAngel(f): 3:11pm On Sep 29, 2020
DZTech:
How can food be the primary focus of a new outing/dating?

How can you get to know someone better when hunger is your main focus?
Times are hard, but life goes on; so, it's high time we used our common sense.
The entitlement mentality must stop.

Ladies, gents - if you're going on a date, eat at home and go out for drinks in a bar.
how many cans of malt can you drink in 2 hours?
las las, 1,500 don cover am.
enough of the nonsense.

What d'you think?

Eating before going on a date does not make any sense. That is poverty mentality.
It is also likely to mount up your calorie intake for that day.
A better advice would be for both parties to go with cash just in case...

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Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by freeborn02: 3:11pm On Sep 29, 2020
lefulefu:
there is hunger in the land
food is expensive
most nigerians cant even eat one square meal a day not to mention 3
so give the babes a break wen dem demand u to feed them on a date cheesy
if food was plentiful in naija i dont think girls will be hassling for food on a date

What they are telling you, Mr, Dumb Dumb, is that dating is not an invitation to free food. It is not an invitation to come and show gluttony.

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Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by true2god: 3:13pm On Sep 29, 2020
Brachaa:
Change your mentality.

Dates are mearnt to be a memorable experience ( even though I'm not a party to eating heavy at dates). You don't expect it to be dry dry all through making it look like You're mourning or something.

Anyways, date are meant to be fun and enjoyed otherwise it's an official meeting you're having. So, stop calculating how much you're going to spend ahead of time. It kills the fun as your whole focus is on how much is going down, you're distracted in the process and might never get to know the person well enough or hear all they're saying about themselves.

If you're not boxed up for a date yet, postpone to that time. If you know what I mean. Lol .
One of them spotted; eat and take away.
Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by Liposure: 3:14pm On Sep 29, 2020
lefulefu:
na food be the main intention nau cheesy..u think na romance or dating b4? grin
If u invite a girl for an outing and she brings along 14 of her friends that should tell u what their main intention is grin grin grin
that one na stomach infrastructure

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Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by DevilBishops: 3:15pm On Sep 29, 2020
lefulefu:
there is hunger in the land
food is expensive
most nigerians cant even eat one square meal a day not to mention 3
so give the babes a break wen dem demand u to feed them on a date cheesy
if food was plentiful in naija i dont think girls will be hassling for food on a date


Nothing like good tasting food to talk over. What of those who don't drink?
Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by Sarita01(f): 3:15pm On Sep 29, 2020
shamsin6300:


This one wai u de follow his comment bumba 2 bumba, hope you are not indirectly asking for a date. grin
Lol,haba na no be like so,me and the guy just finish dey talk abt naija gals for one post not too long ago.and anytime way Dem dey bash gals,him must comment ,na him me want kw why,I no get ulterior motive
Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by Nobody: 3:17pm On Sep 29, 2020
true2god:
One of them spotted; eat and take away.


Lol.... Funnily enough, when I'm going on a date, the last thing on my mind is food especially if it's someone I really fancy because I'll be filled with the excitement of meeting you. But Truth be told, if I don't fancy you, I'll chop you to stupor so that next time, you won't reason a date with me.lol...

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Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by Liposure: 3:21pm On Sep 29, 2020
luminouz:


She dey craze ni? 14 friends? ;

I once shared a story of how I ghosted 3 girls who wanted to open a canteen on my head. They washed a mountain of plates before they were released.

I bet they will think twice before trying that on another guy grin
dem wan chop awoof
Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by mariahAngel(f): 3:22pm On Sep 29, 2020
Happyguy201:
absolutely brother but then again . nigerian girls have poor mentality most of them think that when you ask them out on a date it means free food and drinks for them

Rather, most Nigerian guys have inferiority complex who are ashamed to stay within their means.
They are the ones who make the girls believe they can afford heaven and earth.

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Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by Deborah98(f): 3:23pm On Sep 29, 2020
see them, always quick to throw shades....
Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by wizkidblogger(f): 3:24pm On Sep 29, 2020
lol. stop dating na. dey your dey oo

it's like you don't know there is hunger everywhere these days grin
Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by Liposure: 3:25pm On Sep 29, 2020
Brachaa:



Lol.... Funnily enough, when I'm going on a date, the last thing on my mind is food especially if it's someone I really fancy because I'll be filled with the excitement of meeting you. But Truth be told, if I don't fancy you, I'll chop you to stupor so that next time, you won't reason a date with me.lol...
thats not fair. Awoof de run bele
Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by Openbusiness: 3:26pm On Sep 29, 2020
Date or no date, women love food, they love eating, once you understand this, half of your problems with women is already solved grin If you have cohabited with a woman, you will understand. Dem no dey take food play. To a man, food is just food, food is just a casual thing we do to refresh ourselves. But to a woman, food is life, food is a relationship, food is a culture, it is an art, it is a profession, it is a job, it is a hobby, it is an obsession, it is everything. Women can talk to food grin. How many times do you see women snapping and posting food on social media, with an invisible caption, 'See the love of my life grin

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Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by lielbree: 3:27pm On Sep 29, 2020
If you cant afford a decent meal, stop asking people out!

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