I am a good liar, no doubt it. Either White or Red. In any form
I want to stop lying. I feel a bang on my head after each lies.
How do i stop.
Matured and responsible contributions please

Count from 1-10,before you say a word.

could it be that lying is your talent?

dont bury your talent. 


On a serious note, it takes a conscious effort. Think before you utter any word.

Mcfemad:

I am a good liar, no doubt it. Either White or Red. In any form
I want to stop lying. I feel a bang on my head after each lies.
How do i stop.
Matured and responsible contributions please

Next time you tell a lie, bang your head on the nearest wall. After sever head bumps, I'm sure you will be miraculously cured of that ailment.    

^^^

the evil that women do.

^^ Wetin na? You gave your suggestion and I gave mine . . how is that evil now eh?

^^^

Right now that the poster's brain is set, he is lying.

what do you think will happen after your suggested bumps and his brain becomes topsy-turvy

Frying oil down your throat should solve it

dayokanu:

Frying oil down your throat should solve it

Good! 

@ Kokoye

See . . and this is not even from a woman! 

^^^

that one evil before . . he lives with rednecks

Mine is different.

You said he should bang his head on the wall How does that affect the lying mouth and tongue.

But Frying oil in the throat would ensure the mouth doesnt bring forth any more lies

kokoye:

^^^

that one evil before . . he lives with rednecks

I am bringing my red neck to your town this weekend. See you in Katy

^^^

cool. send an email to kokoyemalibu@gmail.com

be careful while driving o . . those cops on 45 are hungry at this time of the month.

kokoye:

^^^

that one evil before . . he lives with rednecks

_{no wonder}

I invested in a Cobra radar detector and I would not be travelling on Friday Night rather on Saturday morning . For the 4hr drive

Can you arrange Uju for me as take-away?

take-away as in 'ipanu'?

oh my 

dayokanu:

I invested in a Cobra radar detector and I would not be travelling on Friday Night rather on Saturday morning . For the 4hr drive

I cant stand the noise from those things . . but they sure do work.

It took me 15 hours to get to Dallas from Houston in 2005 . .thanks to Hurricane Rita. Not been there since.

@ OP, you could have a psychological problem. Visit a therapist or go for deliverance to cast out the lying spirit in your life.

Like refreshment e.g chin-chin, Robo, dodo-ikire, Gala etc

kokoye:

I cant stand the noise from those things . . but they sure do work.

It took me 15 hours to get to Dallas from Houston in 2005 . .thanks to Hurricane Rita. Not been there since.

Those stuff work, Since i got it in December the cops hardly stop me. Those evil cops on 45 hide in the bush and turn on their radar to catch innocently speeding drivers like me.

Upper weekend on Presidents day while driving A lot of them were hiding in the bush and sharp corner around Centerville, Buffallo and Waco.

I heard about the Hurricane Rita traffic Some of my friends went to Austin. Well in 2005 I was just finishing NYSC in Bauchi

I didnt even know anywhere called Amelika

1st identify ur reasons for lying, is it to avoid trouble to deny guilt or to boost your ego.  If its to avoid trouble, so many people does that, so dont get too worried about that, if its to deny guilt, you need to move closer to God, build up your faith, that way you will be guided to avoid doing more wrongs than good, consequently you will have less need to lye. Now if its to boost your ego which is the worst and most stupid and foolish one, you need to build a mind set that you cannot fool everybody all the time and what happens to those that didnt fall for your lies, they laugh at your back and you will even loose the little respect they had for you before you decided to lie in attempt to make them see you as a better person. PERIOD!

No be small thing o!
You lie anyhow,who is sure you aint lying again in this your post?

dayokanu:

Like refreshment e.g chin-chin, Robo, dodo-ikire, Gala etc



Those stuff work, Since i got it in December the cops hardly stop me. Those evil cops on 45 hide in the bush and turn on their radar to catch innocently speeding drivers like me.

Upper weekend on Presidents day while driving A lot of them were hiding in the bush and sharp corner around Centerville, Buffallo and Waco.

I heard about the Hurricane Rita traffic Some of my friends went to Austin. Well in 2005 I was just finishing NYSC in Bauchi

I didnt even know anywhere called Amelika

I be your grand uncle be dat o 

I did my NYSC was back in 98 . .when people were satisfied just to have their resumes on that thing called the Internet

1998?

That was just 3 yrs after i wrote JAMB. When I still dey wear FUBU posing all over Ife

You be Baba Agba triple twaile

FUBU . . that was funny.

In my jambito days it was Lona jeans and jordache at the high end