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| Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by shakara4u(m): 5:40pm On Apr 08, 2011 |
madam Idowu,make restrictions here now, seems every dick n harry coms in these days doesn't use to b like that |
| Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by neyshed: 5:51pm On Apr 08, 2011 |
Shaq bone dat side jo |
| Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by shakara4u(m): 5:55pm On Apr 08, 2011 |
abi, werin dey? where El n my EX now |
| Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by eldav(m): 6:18pm On Apr 08, 2011 |
ID baby dnt mind those jealous dudes.they dont knw u r my sexy Mystery girl. letz save d palm rub 4 l8a 2nite,aight? |
| Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 7:20pm On Apr 08, 2011 |
Eldav, wetin Idowu dash u wey make u dey salute her like dis? You forgot say u r a responsible person? You're just a disgrace to boyhood you say she go rub her palms 4 ya body? She go massage ya 'little junior'? Is that a joke? We don't want to self-service. Those are bad thoughts. Can't you people make us laugh here? |
| Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Nobody: 7:44pm On Apr 08, 2011 |
Peeps am definitely busy with some craps, would be with you guys any year from today looooooooooooooooool Miss you all, esp YINKA  |
| Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by yinkalink(f): 7:46pm On Apr 08, 2011 |
*panting*hmph hmph almost there. yea, *i just hope 4o spray cans will be enough for wat i want to do. [b]GAL @ WORK PLS[/ thru @ last aaaaaaaah! *cocks head to wan side to survey it. uh oh! forgot to ask Id if she would like a fifty-foot graffiti of MAN U Zap.i.n.g. chelsea hope u dont mind sha eyin temi, aw fa? |
| Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Nobody: 7:50pm On Apr 08, 2011 |
Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night. Baby mi Yink i miss you like hell |
| Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by yinkalink(f): 7:52pm On Apr 08, 2011 |
*sighs heavily* hope d dust didnt choke u sha. aw was your dae? |
| Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Nobody: 7:54pm On Apr 08, 2011 |
Love my Day is just about to begin, i'ld be leaving you behind soon, hope u wont cry baby?    |
| Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by yinkalink(f): 7:58pm On Apr 08, 2011 |
take me along with u naw |
| Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Nobody: 8:04pm On Apr 08, 2011 |
Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart Within you I lose myself, Without you, I find myself wanting to be lost again Absence makes the heart grow fonder We only part to meet again You may never know how important you are to me or how much I care for you, but you are and you will always be. Bear in mind that I couldnt afford to lose someone I've learned to care about so much |
| Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 8:07pm On Apr 08, 2011 |
El Guapo: I BET SEXUALITY SECTION misses you most! Studio CFR:[size=24pt]i wonder too. That loff potion dat RED ARSE IDOWU gave him must be too potent. Imagine turning a full-grown man to red arse-tapper[/size] |
| Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Nobody: 8:10pm On Apr 08, 2011 |
Hun mi Yink, i gotta go now, a devil is in da house  Take care of ur pretty self for moi |
| Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 9:08pm On Apr 08, 2011 |
neyshed: are you 4 real? Is posting sexx and prick dangling for grandma what he knows how to do best? [size=20pt]where is his sexual-joke-posting accomplice MADAM RED ARSE IDOWU?[[/size] |
| Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Nobody: 12:06am On Apr 09, 2011 |
One evening, after attending the theater, two gentlemen were walking down the avenue when they observed a rather well dressed and attractive young lady walking ahead of them. One of them turned to the other and remarked, "I'd give $250.00 to spend the night with that woman." Much to their surprise, the young lady overheard the remark, turned around, and replied, "I'll take you up on that offer." She had a neat appearance and a pleasant voice, so after bidding his companion good night, the man accompanied the young lady to her apartment. The following morning the man presented her with $125.00 as he prepared to leave. She demanded the rest of the money, stating "If you don't give me the other $125.00, I'll sue you for it." He laughed, saying, "I'd like to see you get it on these grounds." Within a few days, he was surprised when he received a summons ordering his presence in court as a defendant in a lawsuit. He hurried to his lawyer and explained the details of the case. His lawyer said, "She can't possibly get a judgment against you on such grounds, but it will be interesting to see how her case will be presented." After the usual preliminaries, the lady's lawyer addressed the court as follows: "Your honor, my client, this lady, is the owner of a piece of property, a garden spot, surrounded by a profuse growth of shrubbery, which property she agreed to rent to the defendant for a specified length of time for the sum of $250.00. The defendant took possession of the property, used it extensively for the purposes for which it was rented, but upon evacuating the premises, he paid only $125.00, one-half of the amount agreed upon. The rent was not excessive, since it is restricted property, and we ask judgment be granted against the defendant to assure payment of the balance." The defendant's lawyer was impressed and amused by the way his opponent had presented the case. His defense therefore was somewhat different from the way he originally planned to present it. "Your honor," he said, "my client agrees that the lady has a fine piece of property, which he did rent such property for a time, and a degree of pleasure was derived from the transaction. However, my client found a well on the property around which he placed his own stones, sunk a shaft, and erected a pump, all labor performed personally by him. We claim these improvements to the property were sufficient to offset the unpaid amount, and that the plaintiff was adequately compensated for the rental of said property. We, therefore, ask that judgment not be granted." The young lady's lawyer answered, "Your honor, my client agrees that the defendant did find a well on her property. However, had the defendant not known that the well existed; he would never have rented the property. Also, upon evacuating the premises, the defendant removed the stones, pulled out the shaft, and took the pump with him. In doing so, he not only dragged the equipment through the shrubbery, but left the hole much larger than it was prior to his occupancy, making the property much less desirable to others. We, therefore, ask that judgment be granted." In the Judge's decision, he provided for two options: "Pay the $125.00 or have the equipment detached from its current location and provide it to the plaintiff for damages." The defendant immediately wrote a check. |
| Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by tanimz(f): 4:38am On Apr 09, 2011 |
The world spins and we all spin along with it.  |
| Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 5:52am On Apr 09, 2011 |
El Guapo, though dis ya l8st joke is a little bit funny, albeit too wordy, but d joke is still about sexx now, where is dat funnyless EL GUAPO's womanfriend Madam Red Arse  |
| Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by bright007(f): 6:04am On Apr 09, 2011 |
Eldav behave ursef will ya , unlike u to throw shots @ pips don't join dat gang of monkeeys o.anyways u sim stress do u mind. If I run my palm on your back to ease your stress Hmmmm**, She wan start again.The virus is beginning to run out of patience* |
| Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 6:06am On Apr 09, 2011 |
El Guapo has many boyfriends & girlfriends but only 1 womanfriend. .  Sweet-32 Madam Red Arse Idowu is El Guapo's one-&only womanfriend. Now I use to wonder why El-GUAPO fantasizes a lot about her until i saw her pix. Mehn, can you see those killer waists? No wonder Eldav says she is his Sexy Mistery Woman IDOWU's pix is hottt. . .
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| Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 6:25am On Apr 09, 2011 |
bright007:it's obvious she can't cage her true sexy personality. If you no monitor dis girl, one day she fit enta her church/mosque offer pastor/imam massage |
| Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by bright007(f): 6:37am On Apr 09, 2011 |
Posted by: jackpot Insert Quote it's obvious she can't cage her true sexy personality. If you no monitor dis girl, one day she fit enta her church/mosque offer pastor/imam massage *true talk my Nephew,She fit even wan offer massage to ANGELS if she see them* |
| Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by yinkalink(f): 9:06am On Apr 09, 2011 |
El,luvly joke. As 4 u 2(bryt n dzackport) *shakes head* very soon,i am goin to open a sense n sensibility fund thread 4 u. G'mornin sha |
| Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by bright007(f): 9:56am On Apr 09, 2011 |
@yinka!yinka!yinka!!!e melo ni mo pe o.Sora o!ti o ba sora,ma je oju e! |
| Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by yinkalink(f): 10:49am On Apr 09, 2011 |
Te oju tanì? I trust u, ò ní fé te. To ba tie wun é ko té,u dont how to té. |
| Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by bright007(f): 10:55am On Apr 09, 2011 |
Ah!omo yi ma ti laju ke e!Wo bi o nse fun mi lo hun!ma wori,ama pade ni tarmac! |
| Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Nobody: 10:58am On Apr 09, 2011 |
Honey mi Yink Gudmorning, I try to Be the best Lover i can be, so here u go, some Goodmorning flowers right to you from me Hope u slept like a baby?? Got a Surprise for Ya!@jackpot, Bonjour Papi, how's Mama Akubueze and Akubueze?? Hope they're doin good with Garri & palm kernel  |
| Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by yinkalink(f): 11:03am On Apr 09, 2011 |
Mornin El,i dnt lyk lillies thou i prefer orchids.thanks anywae. Bryt,dnt poke a sleepin dragon in d eye |
| Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 11:07am On Apr 09, 2011 |
I N F W L (i nearly farted while laughing) well sha, i told them to give u some respect. I mean. . .how will they eat d same food as his majesty El Dorado |
| Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by bright007(f): 11:22am On Apr 09, 2011 |
Posted by: yinkalink Bryt,dnt poke a sleepin dragon in d eye **sleeping dragon?I am the FATHER dragon $ you are d baby dragon! |
| Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 11:29am On Apr 09, 2011 |
yinkalink:[size=16pt]. . .then u will open se[/i]x [i]n sexibility fund thread for our sweet-32 RED ARSE WOMAN IDOWU & her co-sinner EL-GUAPO[/size] |
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