hmmm Hamid,

n besides El,u tink say i d work here, ?

jst com around to look out for whuch omo to impress since i divorced

hw d weekend btw

^^ Since you did whaaaaaaat?? Guy is there something I missed?? You no fit divorce like that now,

Frnds wassup how una dey o, shakara u divorce tru tru nI

single n heavily searchin,

pisses me up wen i com here n see plenty gus shavin

prefer seein them gals doin pedicure,fixin nails etc

hmm,i.d,u told me u were goin to interven,but i didnt hear jack now

so had to file d papers

^^ dog!   

yinkalink:

U cld cal it dat. Miz Efe u af misd a lot oh! Gist dey.

ah!! abeg wait make I lock motor first b/4 my Oga go begin vex say I dey too forgetful

**exits and returns a moment later**

oya sister spill d beans! - na true say you and shaq done seperate?? why??

asides my Hamid, im na one of the few good guys for nland!

El Guapo:

^ This woman and Gossip magz! The most worrying part is that she wont read them its jxt to watch pages pictures

Er who's here?? Hamid? Shaq? Abeg come oo, i need to shave ma pubic hairs, they've grown to braiding levels

seriously, you nor well!

^^ for broad day light again. El!!! Behave yourself, wetin I tell you?? Behave yourself!!
Anyway trust my swthrt 100% sha, Happy Sunday peeps,

Efe,It was nat my fault, d guy already has 2 wives @ home n he was feedin me d 'one n only bullshit here' my sister na God save me oh,because if u c his 2 wives u go fear! Dem resemble sumo wrestlers. Apart 4rm dat he conspird wit a doctor to lie to me dat i wuz pregnant so dat i cld marry him. I usd to wonda why my stomach was nat protudin but he'll sae "dear,its cos of ur luvly shape" dats ao u went. Am dissapointd dat u guys just blivd him witout hearin my syd of d story. El,vomit? What brought dat on?

^^ You mean I.d has just been dreaming of been a grand mother all along, Na wa o. I still believe my bro Shaq sha, he's a nice guy.
@El, Fear for what now??

Dnt get me wrong, i didn't sae he was a bad guy. I said he was deceptiv, n bsyds we'r stil friends evrytin's kul. If nat 4 ayé to tí baje,shey na marriage i suppose dey tink of at my age? Aw ur sundae(nat d icecream oh!)?

tanx Hamid.always got ma bak

yinka,waz it my makin dat d doc waz a quack??tanx to our educational system

besides,i filed the papers,coz wen i was abt settlin wit wat all said,

heard d rumour of u n Bright again

too many broken promises

i.d,no young ladies in d spa, today its a weekend for goodness sake

shakara4u:



jst com around to look out for whuch omo to impress since i divorced

D doctor a quack? I c! But we'r stil friends shey?

El Guapo:

^ Efem! You're a kinda lady that El would probably find hard to stop thinking about - Am not toasting You o!
Its Just that your charisma beats ma imagination! No wonder u never for a day payed for your bloody mary & devil on horseback shots at ma bar, probably ma vision was concentrated at a booty that lacks no swinging features!
I dont know if am to say am falin for u or your Juju, seriously u need to tell me the one am falin for-lest ma soul will perish while in a delima!

[size=16pt]weirdo [/size]

yinkalink:

Efe,It was nat my fault, d guy already has 2 wives @ home n he was feedin me d 'one n only bullshit here' my sister na God save me oh,because if u c his 2 wives u go fear! Dem resemble sumo wrestlers. Apart 4rm dat he conspird wit a doctor to lie to me dat i wuz pregnant so dat i cld marry him. I usd to wonda why my stomach was nat protudin but he'll sae "dear,its cos of your luvly shape" dats ao u went. Am dissapointd dat u guys just blivd him witout hearin my syd of d story. El,vomit? What brought dat on?

yinkalink:

Efe,It was nat my fault, d guy already has 2 wives @ home n he was feedin me d 'one n only bullshit here' my sister na God save me oh,because if u c his 2 wives u go fear! Dem resemble sumo wrestlers. Apart 4rm dat he conspird wit a doctor to lie to me dat i wuz pregnant so dat i cld marry him. I usd to wonda why my stomach was nat prot_rudin but he'll sae "dear,its cos of your luvly shape" dats ao u went. Am dissapointd dat u guys just blivd him witout hearin my syd of d story. El,vomit? What brought dat on?

priceless. . .

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I NEARLY FARTED WHILE LAUGHING. . . [/size]

Gud 2 hear dat. @dzackport,am bewildered.

whats popping house, *sniffs, sniffs* hmm smells like popcorn

*draws out a chair 4 him* sit down,sit down, u came just at d ryt tym. Am givin out free popcorn to any1 who wants to watch d replay of MAN U vs WEST HAM wit me. Yea,yea dere's hieneken, infact anytin u want.

lol u are my type of gal

*draws out a chair 4 him* sit down,sit down, u came just at d ryt tym. Am givin out free popcorn to any1 who wants to watch d replay of MAN U vs WEST HAM wit me. Yea,yea dere's hieneken, infact anytin u want.

givs ou a lonnnnnnnnnnng hiss, we cricket fans, no more soccer


my sweet friend

Yinka Hun your xplanation was well understood, now u aint a vomit!

But er why would Shaq want to add u up to his growing number of Cements at home?? Thats unjustful, felony, a homocide

Thats national extortion and exploitation of human weight resources! There's a need for a proper human weight allocation - of which am looking forward to benefit from

*smh*u were ryt here wen i was lukin for a lawyer

El Guapo:

^ Efem! You're a kinda lady that El would probably find hard to stop thinking about - Am not toasting You o!
Its Just that your charisma beats ma imagination! No wonder u never for a day payed for your bloody mary & devil on horseback shots at ma bar, probably ma vision was concentrated at a booty that lacks no swinging features!
I dont know if am to say am falin for u or your Juju, seriously u need to tell me the one am falin for-lest ma soul will perish while in a delima!

Damn!! Now you make me feel thirsty!!

Hamid O:

^^ for broad day light again. El!!! Behave yourself, wetin I tell you?? Behave yourself!!
Anyway trust my swthrt 100% sha, Happy Sunday peeps,

Thank you jor! nor mind am sef

yinkalink:

Efe,It was nat my fault, d guy already has 2 wives @ home n he was feedin me d 'one n only bullshit here' my sister na God save me oh,because if u c his 2 wives u go fear! Dem resemble sumo wrestlers. Apart 4rm dat he conspird wit a doctor to lie to me dat i wuz pregnant so dat i cld marry him. I usd to wonda why my stomach was nat protudin but he'll sae "dear,its cos of your luvly shape" dats ao u went. Am dissapointd dat u guys just blivd him witout hearin my syd of d story. El,vomit? What brought dat on?

lol @ Sumo wrestlers and the quack doc!

Finally d efemented compound of Nland has arrived

lol @ Sumo wrestlers and the quack doc

dont tell me u believed her ooo

u know women now

Element G:

Finally d efemented compound of Nland has arrived

lol!! all those compliments for me?? - thanks!

so how you dey our distinguished compelling, non-corrosive cantakarous chemical compound??

shakara4u:


dont tell me u believed her ooo

u know women now

ah! Bros, but I know say sometimes e dey necessary to tighten the economic belt

so the quack must 'ave been irristable - pls weting be d doc name?

Oluwashakiru, Bawo ni??
Guyz make una come spa make we gist while I.d and her staffs dey do their job abeg,
Swthrt I'm bored o, how your wkend??

lol! weekend's been fine

and yours?

thought today you'd be out working ploughing the fields, hunting and gathering stuff. . .

^^ field work you mean, Lol
None of that o, maybe in my dreams though cos I spent the whole day sleeping.I guess you were just lazying around all day, abi I lie??

No, you tell the truth

as always

good to have you here with me - now where's madam ID?

e don tay when I take eye see the madame de madame