neyshed:

crazy

lol
u mean u dey crazy'ly trip? For dat picture, she gat a killer waist.

neyshed:

crazy

lol
u mean u dey crazy'ly trip? For dat picture, she gat a killer waist.

Free man or u will hate me

C

shakara4u:

you got to be kidding moi,

but if you seriuos, then wanna take sole possesion of the twins,

Idowu,you got a lawyer here at all
_{*storms out angrily*}

shakara4u:

but if you seriuos, then wanna take sole possesion of the twins,

Idowu,you got a lawyer here at all
_{*storms out angrily*}

Bobo cool down let me handle dis kabloose. Na only me fit converso wiv yincus wey she go listen,carryin d matter 2 court na long tin but next time u sef no liv ur amber rose alone for spa her body is having custoners singin kevin lyttle( turn me on )

Bobo cool down let me handle dis kabloose. Na only me fit converso wiv yincus wey she go listen,carryin d matter 2 court na long tin but next time u sef no liv your amber rose alone for spa her body is having custoners singin kevin lyttle( turn me on )

smilin n angry at the same time,

they been dun finish her pedicure,na then she com insist say she must do million braids,

and u know dat tin d take tym,had a futball match to catch,

can u imagine,my wife puttin up an anvert dat hubby needed, infact!!!!

_{on a third tot}

idowu said i should calm down,so am waitin, ope shes goin to retract d statement

waitin sha,

*strolls into the reception as the receptionist eyes him invitingly, waves her advances aside as he apologises for all the missed appointments. Brings out his VIP card but was told by the receptionist that his facial recognition will suffice*
Ok, make i enter the general section or the VIP section where happy ending is guaranteed?
Hmmmmmm,if Tanimz catch me dey do happy ending, she no go find am funny.

Bobo cool down let me handle dis kabloose. Na only me fit converso wiv yincus wey she go listen,carryin d matter 2 court na long tin but next time u sef no liv your amber rose alone for spa her body is having custoners singin kevin lyttle( turn me on ) Grin Grin


Id mama, if i tell u sae fire dey burn ontop water, u suppose ask for the ashes. imagine this guy wan make i becum him third wife!

KDK:

*strolls into the reception as the receptionist eyes him invitingly, waves her advances aside as he apologises for all the missed appointments. Brings out his VIP card but was told by the receptionist that his facial recognition will suffice*
Ok, make i enter the general section or the VIP section where happy ending is guaranteed?
Hmmmmmm,if Tanimz catch me dey do happy ending, she no go find am funny.

how d receptionist take advance u?

She show u red arse?

neyshed:

Free man or u will hate me

lol, u dey vex?
is dat why u dey sweat 4 dis cold evening? Lol

Hello everybody!***Its been a tiring day $ coupled with d hold-up along the agege motor road.***Now I don reach spa ANY JOKE FOR HERE to help cool my borri?

[size=20pt]my nephew, how borri?

I still dey search 4 jokes 4 here.

U get microscope make we take look for am?

anyways hope dey. 66 more pages to crack jokes[/size]

Una mehn!You are too much.5 GBOSA 4 YOU.
My borri dey inside cloth.As for joke,e be like say na ELECTRON MICROSCOPE+SEARCH LIGHT wey dem they use take shoot film na hin we go use take find am
Yinka how near nau?

Warrido people?? Hope all of una week dey go well sha. ibó ni I.d wa now, mó need massage o, gbogbo ara lon ro mi.

^right behind u babe ,are u ready for ur accunputre poor u , u look nacked u sef reduce d way u dey handle efe bakassi

KDK:

*strolls into the reception as the receptionist eyes him invitingly, waves her advances aside as he apologises for all the missed appointments. Brings out his VIP card but was told by the receptionist that his facial recognition will suffice*
Ok, make i enter the general section or the VIP section where happy ending is guaranteed?
Hmmmmmm,if Tanimz catch me dey do happy ending, she no go find am funny.

sweerness not happy wiv ya. i went all d way to lome to grab ingredients for ur ororo skin and u missed multiple appointments u will pay fine o, anyway while u bck I wud work on ur facials weekeNd bring my egunje for d appointment u missed ,nautIe boi missed u small sha

Kilon sele mai Pple.

Daani kilo wi?abi na mai skrin

Idowuogbo:

^right behind u babe ,are u ready for your accunputre poor u , u look nacked u sef reduce d way u dey handle efe bakassi

Infact if anything pass nacked sef, I sure say na so I look. Tired na understatement right now. Efe no do me anything o, independent woman lo omo. o sha mo, Abeg just do anything to relief the stress abeg.

@El werin dey now, How body??

Bro! Hw ya ofis today hop u tri ur best

neyshed:

Daani kilo wi?abi na mai skrin

U Are in d Yoruba mood 2nite o,go sohun jAre padi mi to  QualtiY

@hAmid
Oya lie.down let me wAke ur muscles back up, dem dey on stanby b4
gush!!!!,   .  boi wey my gloves c as mosqutio draw braziliAn flag for ur bCk.omo mOsquito net na free NafdAc dey give person, join queue collect ur own b4 eagle build nest for ya back next

Eagles ke! Egbawa lowo id oo

Ney ney padi werin I do prevention is berra dan cure na. I jus say make sa re ya bobo ni advice 2kobo mi , abi kilo feel . Omo I dey gbadun ur waves kai c sunshine for ur head d tin jus dey glitter wayi wayi

@el
Bobo haba I no go curse am na u no u europeans fit draw lucifer head forr chest and claim its cool . U go hear d onyaras sey its rock and roll baby

Onji soro mini.ok let me tell u d nam of d styl na koikoi elede be my wave name.jasi

^lool mi liky ajasco ti ja mi si gbogbo evry evry , one. In global lomo
Fine boi lookin forocious

Implication!!! Girl u knw wuuu just lik,

^finish d word ney ney its jus wot , I gat u b
Its jus implication, implementation .I love dat song

*singin it for ID*

wan kwase mn genge wegh ki cha,

kwagh wou gande mn kende aver sha

se er hanma kwagh togeda

ki usugh kpa se za,shan vande kpa se za,

mngu undun wegh ga, zan zan tartoo ava

Shaq watin dey happen to ur mout abi u shop snail ni