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Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by shakara4u(m): 8:30am On Mar 30, 2011
heheheheheheheehehehe,

guys should get set for the naming ceremony

the ankara is out,

nice hair cuts(same style)

and hairdo, at leats so wifey insist for now

Doctor said she will be due,in a couple of weeks

Rice Stew Very Plenty, RSVP grin grin grin grin
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 8:39am On Mar 30, 2011
saddler:

Chai!wat a pity.Shey na Idowu b dis?
@jackpot;wetin happen nau,shey u want make she commit suicide!
@El:who add EPHANT 4 ya name!sorry ehn.But make u dey give us joke as u dey do am b4,u don change well well,e b like say Idowu don infest your medulla oblangata wif immorality.
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by neyshed: 8:59am On Mar 30, 2011
Shaq sha we go dance to (eyin mama esempe) for dat day
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Nobody: 9:01am On Mar 30, 2011
shakara4u:

heheheheheheheehehehe,

guys should get set for the naming ceremony

the ankara is out,

nice hair cuts(same style)

and hairdo, at leats so wifey insist for now

Doctor said she will be due,in a couple of weeks

Rice Stew Very Plenty, RSVP grin grin grin grin

 Yepa! Shaq u don already conclude hairstyle ni shocked

Everyday on CNN i see unusual things been reported, dont u fink that baby might jxt come into earth 'hairless'?? cheesy cheesy lipsrsealed

I dnt pray for that oo, but er there's a tendency to it happening undecided
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by shakara4u(m): 9:03am On Mar 30, 2011
Shaq sha we go dance to (eyin mama esempe) for dat day

as if i know,

just started liki that song last month

seems everythin happen for a reason,

c groove now,

I.d ope i can get caterer's here(no b doz kian ones wey serve for BALMORAL BAR ooooo)

I dnt pray for that oo, but er there's a tendency to it happening

lie lie El,no be my pweety twins

heard d doc said they are gals for that mata
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 9:05am On Mar 30, 2011
Will El-guapo strip on dat day? grin
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by neyshed: 9:07am On Mar 30, 2011
Ewo lon tun so yi L-G? Kilo kan cnn pelu omo tiwon bi ni NL kee.
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 9:07am On Mar 30, 2011
Lol
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 9:10am On Mar 30, 2011
Will Madam Sexiest Sexy Idowu show us her red arse dat day? grin
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by neyshed: 9:11am On Mar 30, 2011
Wy u dey laugh can u read dat ni.shioo
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by neyshed: 9:14am On Mar 30, 2011
But dont be surprise if one of ur sons resemble thos arabians
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by distinkt1(m): 9:20am On Mar 30, 2011
Hehe,gues hu crashd d party?dz post is d 1000th on diz thread.lol
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by distinkt1(m): 9:21am On Mar 30, 2011
Hehe,gues hu crashd d party?dz post is d 1000th on diz thread.lol
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Nobody: 9:23am On Mar 30, 2011
Shaq

Lol

So u dey fear for the undoable abi??

U don dey dream of twins naa jxt b'cos Mary Slessor visit una some Yrs back cheesy

Er Yinka kwanu?? Extend ma greetings to her oo na she matter most wink

@Ney, Bonjour pal, can u imagine i abandoned a report to write in office to be nairalanding, er to greet u cheesy wink
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by bright007(f): 10:43am On Mar 30, 2011
@EL-EHANT:mr classificator!!!I would not be taken aback if u had made much more idiotic comments all in an attempt to assail those admonishing ur sexual immoralities which seem to have taken an ample of your mental awareness.
You called me a woman wrapper because you wanted to please ur sexually-explicit accomplice;idowu.I would advice you take her to 8thstreetlatinas or bangboat where you guyz would b duely appreciated,where RED ARSE,dangling manliness,self service is the order of the day!
You called me junk,but it is axiomatic dat your habitual sexual lusts has invaded your entire being,so I will call u a HE-GOAT.We all know the he-goat can mate his mother,sister,niece,infact his world is built around sex just like u and ur, ?ah!u know her nau.
Talking about the babies,I hope they will not be HERMAPHRODITES;having both male $ female organs.***dat is for self-service like their father***
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Nobody: 1:15pm On Mar 30, 2011
^ Pls Who's talking?? tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Phate07(m): 1:27pm On Mar 30, 2011

I need to sh[i]i[/i]t! Fast! angry
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Nobody: 1:45pm On Mar 30, 2011
Jesu!! Wetin u chop?? grin wink wink
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Phate07(m): 1:56pm On Mar 30, 2011

I dont even know what Idowu gave me to eat!
embarassed
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by distinkt1(m): 3:46pm On Mar 30, 2011
Lwkm@shakara,print d guest list alredi!
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by shakara4u(m): 3:57pm On Mar 30, 2011
hey, i don't work in this spa


just brought my wife for a pedicure

want a guest list?talk to the owner

except you talking of the list of the naming ceremony of the kids wink wink wink wink wink wink wink
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 4:08pm On Mar 30, 2011
bright007:

@EL-EPHANT:mr classificator!!!I would not be taken aback if u had made much more idiotic comments all in an attempt to assail those admonishing your sexual immoralities which seem to have taken an ample of your mental awareness.
You called me a woman wrapper because you wanted to please your sexually-explicit accomplice;idowu.I would advice you take her to 8thstreetlatinas or bangboat where you guyz would b duely appreciated,where RED ARSE,dangling manliness,self service is the order of the day!
You called me junk,but it is axiomatic dat your habitual sexual lusts has invaded your entire being,so I will call u a HE-GOAT.We all know the he-goat can mate his mother,sister,niece,infact his world is built around sex just like u and your?
Idowu ah! u know her nau.
Talking about the babies,I hope they will not be HERMAPHRODITES;having both male $ female organs.***dat is for self-service like their father***


what a perfect analysis!
I couldn't have said better.
Imagine tryin in vain dissin a guy to please his sexual accomplice.
Because we're tellin him to stop posting his sexually immoral craps here in joke section.
This is why I maintain dat he may have been bewitched by Idowu. He no longer reasons well. Always tryin to vindicate his atrocious sexual immoralities.

This gay guy El-Guapo needs 2 be castrated.

[b]Mr El-Guape, d HE-GOAT tongue tongue
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by saddler: 4:10pm On Mar 30, 2011
Hello everybody how una dey?wetin dey happen 4 spa!!
First of all make I first ask mr EL-Ephant whether him smoke banana leave wey make tink say I b JACKPOT.I know wan reply u b4 but make I give u 1 advice:make u no dey wash your dirty pants outside were everybody go dey see am,na only d 1 wey fine make u wash 4 outside.All these your ashawo,Bleep-Bleep talk suppose b inside house not hia.
IF SHAME NO DEY CATCH THEIF,SHAME DEY CATCH HIM FAMILY!
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by dammizz(m): 4:44pm On Mar 30, 2011
Can't u jxt cut Guap some slack? I'm starting 2 sense there is more 2 this grudge than profanities, of which u guys r even more guilty, 2 confirm, check ur prev posts, they all r full of randy yarns, U guys should stop d ranting 4 d sake of all
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 4:48pm On Mar 30, 2011
shakara4u:

hey, i don't work in this spa


just brought my wife for a pedicure

want a guest list?talk to the owner

except you talking of the list of the naming ceremony of the kids wink wink wink wink wink wink wink
Thank God you made it categorically clear dat you don't work in this brothel.

Leave Mr El-Guape and his mistress Idowu.

Only God will redeem their unredeemable sexual-immoral despicable mindset.
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by shakara4u(m): 4:56pm On Mar 30, 2011
Thank God you made it categorically clear dat you don't work in this brothel.

called it spa,not brothel

besides,dont you guys think you ovadraggin this?


we have all heard you loud and clear,lets spice up the thread and have some fun, plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, damn!!!!you set the blades of the clipper too sharp,
wanna kill me?infact,wheres your madam
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 5:13pm On Mar 30, 2011
^^mr shaq, e be like say u smoke banana leaves grin grin **no ofeince**

y u dey ask me of El's madam?

I resemble barber 4 dis spa?

I thought this is spa but when I came in I saw busted condoms littering everywhere, a stripper El-Guape flinging his "young moses" or prick to passer-bys and spa patronizers, a spa-owner pullin down her pants and displaying her red arse. .

I then concluded dis must be a brothel.

Mr shaq, forget wetin dey write 4 signpost.

This place is run by a love-vendor & a pimpess tongue
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by neyshed: 5:16pm On Mar 30, 2011
El Guapo:

Shaq

Lol

So u dey fear for the undoable abi??

U don dey dream of twins naa jxt b'cos Mary Slessor visit una some Yrs back cheesy

Er Yinka kwanu?? Extend ma greetings to her oo na she matter most wink

@Ney, Bonjour pal, can u imagine i abandoned a report to write in office to be nairalanding, er to greet u cheesy wink

noting do u bro i wil keep doing wat kno best. No shaking
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by bright007(f): 5:50pm On Mar 30, 2011
To buttress my stand,here is an extact from wat MR HE-GOAT posted in another thread He called URINE SAMPLES!!!!START OF QUOTE
He(EL-GUAPO) peed into the sample as did his wife(red arse) and daughter.
Then he (EL-GUAPO) had the idea of giving more spice to the proceedings .He (EL-GUAPO) added a few drops of motor oil to the bottle and finally HAD A SELF-SERVICE AND PUT A FEW DROPS OF SEMEN IN WITH IT TOO. END OF QUOTE.
This means that this guy is not relenting in propagating his sexual habits.
Maybe the production of testosterone is unusually high in this guy's system $ has consequently led to the abnormal urge for self-service wen RED ARSE is not around.
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 6:04pm On Mar 30, 2011
This is d thread our El-GOAT posted how he posted about how he self-serviced.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-634536.0.html

One thing dat amazes me is why dis gay guy still went on posting about prick, dangling his prick/shaft, busting condoms, impregnating gals and mastoobating.

Can't dis guy stop posting about filthy sexually-immoral thoughts going inside his mind everytime?
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by neyshed: 7:22pm On Mar 30, 2011
I bet dis guy is goin to be famous.
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by yinkalink(f): 7:31pm On Mar 30, 2011
shakara4u:

called it spa,not brothel

besides,dont you guys think you ovadraggin this?


we have all heard you loud and clear,lets spice up the thread and have some fun, plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, damn!!!!you set the blades of the clipper too sharp,
wanna kill me?infact,wheres your madam

babie dont waste ur tym wit them. its a lost cause

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