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Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by shakara4u(m): 8:14am On Mar 28, 2011
Wel, am afraid your worst fears v bin confirmed *turns d volume of my voice down a notch* erm do u remember d dae it was only d 2 of us dat wus left at d bar? U kn wat we did to pass away tym, wel d ffg dae just happend to b my wedding nyt. So am not sure,

always knew there was sumtin abt EL
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by neyshed: 8:24am On Mar 28, 2011
Wats ur complain?
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by shakara4u(m): 8:37am On Mar 28, 2011
guess u were d one she(my supposed wife)was gisting,

jst wanted her to c it


btw, mornin
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Nobody: 12:21pm On Mar 28, 2011
^ Huh

And u never brought it to ma notice undecided

Scared pidgeon tongue

@Yinka, Emm. . . But hun i tot i got maself under a kinda rubber protection?? undecided


Efemena_xy:

^^ Vicks grin grin grin

read and double read your postings - I nor get your time

now stop deceiving yourself man - there's a plenty 'o sardines in the nland sea

free ma skirt now pls. . . tongue

Its too appaling that ma Lil bro will be sneezing out his brain whereva he is right now, prior to the way u're calin out his name here undecided
Dont worry am gon call him for Ya, he will be here nxt week! HappY? cheesy
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by shakara4u(m): 12:52pm On Mar 28, 2011
And u never brought it to ma notice

so that what will happen
Scared pidgeon

waz uncalled for,

@Yinka, Emm. . . But hun i tot i got maself under a kinda rubber protection??

*pukes*

sweet i trust you,but seems we gonna do some DNA when the twins are out,
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Idowuogbo(f): 2:00pm On Mar 28, 2011
Na wah o
Maternity issues
Bia shaq na inside my jacuzzi yincus conceive, if so name dose babies jacusha and jacusky
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by shakara4u(m): 2:06pm On Mar 28, 2011
she told me she waz comin for a pedicure,

waz dazed!!!coz neva knew you guys sell liqour

jst seein d part of her n EL gettin drunk n


always tot d babies were me, *smh*
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Nobody: 2:35pm On Mar 28, 2011
Shaq u never start to shake ur head! U need to complete am 360¤ tongue

In some cases, a SPA can serve as a platform for bar, motel [for Girls like Efemena, wey no get house] etc smiley

Frm pedicure we get bottycure! So ur lady was involved in both! That ought to be a goodnews now cheesy

U know some rabbits who came under the clothing of the Enviromentals [Jackpot n Bright] neva suceeded in their ploy!

* Thinking to himself *

Erh. . I tot i had sumfyn on? How come? Was it leaking? undecided

Anyway its always nice to set records, mine is that - I had sumfyn on but Heroically stil broke the deadlock! wink cheesy cheesy
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by chibaby5(f): 4:05pm On Mar 28, 2011
Idowuogbo:

Na wah o
Maternity issues
Bia shaq na inside my jacuzzi yincus conceive, if so name dose babies jacusha and jacusky

I cnt shout. . ds is crackin me up nuffff cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by bright007(f): 4:10pm On Mar 28, 2011
@EL-EPHANT:You are about to exhume wat has been buried.Last warning!!!

Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by neyshed: 4:30pm On Mar 28, 2011
Since we av El-ephant and Rabbit in da house den wher is monkey and parrot? Oga OOoo
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by neyshed: 4:32pm On Mar 28, 2011
Hmmn!
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by yinkalink(f): 7:39pm On Mar 28, 2011
Babie, it was a lie dat i told in d hope of makin u jealous enuf to cum home. Jacusha! Lol. El, stop rubbin it in!
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by yinkalink(f): 8:30pm On Mar 28, 2011
Shaq,where u dey? D babies n I need u.
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 9:37pm On Mar 28, 2011
layiahmed:

embarassed dis tin dry. angry

Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by neyshed: 9:41pm On Mar 28, 2011
El wat the longrun btw u and bright,shaq,yink and others. Dont let anybody sting ur head for gutter Oo u better do things right
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 9:46pm On Mar 28, 2011
El Guapo:

^ Huh

And u never brought it to ma notice undecided

Scared pidgeon tongue

@Yinka, Emm. . . But hun i tot i got maself under a kinda rubber protection when i banged you?? undecided


Its too appaling that ma Lil bro will be sneezing out his brain whereva he is right now, prior to the way u're calin out his name here undecided
Dont worry am gon call him for Ya, he will be here nxt week! HappY? cheesy

El, why you always like sexual jokes?
Rubbers
condoms tongue
sheath
armour
cap
balloon defender
tongue tongue
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by neyshed: 9:49pm On Mar 28, 2011
Jack too EL laylow Oo
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 9:55pm On Mar 28, 2011
Efemena_xy:

^^ Vicks  grin grin grin

read and double read your postings - I nor get your time

now stop deceiving yourself man - there's a plenty 'o sardines in the nland sea

free ma skirt now pls
. . . tongue
what if he doesn't?
Love is blind now **no ofeince**
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by neyshed: 10:00pm On Mar 28, 2011
He be lik say everyb don resume for bed
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 10:04pm On Mar 28, 2011
El Guapo:

[color=#006600] Shaq u never start to shake your head! U need to complete am 360¤ tongue

In some cases, a SPA can serve as a platform for bar, motel [for Girls like Efemena, wey no get house] etc smiley


Efe is a wonderful person. .she no be follow follow. .i saw maturity in her posts. .it's not because she said she's not interested that you start throwin these unnecessary jabs. .

El, that's not nice now.
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Nobody: 10:10pm On Mar 28, 2011

@Jackpot, Mr preacher.
For long i've been tolerating ur unattidunal acts here, ur preach bout sex, u acting like u know it all and wanting to control all.
If u're below 18 and gets freaked out when sex is brought in, i strongly fink u've got a chance to leave this blogging site.
Dont ask me what i do, why i do them and how i should them, we all are here to make out a laughing time not to be directed by a fellow mate.
And mind the way u edit ma comments! Stil wondering what u'ld be like if ever made a moderator Jeez

@Ney, man do u read the bible always??
What did peter do when queried if he knew Jesus??
Dont tell me u'ld do that if Shaq, Bright and Nazict Jackpot happens to come up against me wink
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 10:26pm On Mar 28, 2011
El Guapo:

Shaq u never start to shake your head! U need to complete am 360¤ tongue

In some cases, a SPA can serve as a platform for bar, motel
na lie. .spa na where u dey strip 4 ladies and grandmamas. .flinging, tingling, blinging and dangling your "don Thomas"
bar = a special chat-room for all jokers cool

Frm pedicure we get [color=blue]bootycure! So your lady was involved in both! That ought to be a goodnews now cheesy

[/color]
booty, prick, rod!
El, our honorable minister of women affairs & sexual matters.

Who wants to self-service here?

grin grin grin

Erh. . I tot i had my condoms on? How come? Was it leaking? undecided
Anyway its always nice to set records, mine is that - I had my rubber on but [b] Heroically
stil broke the deadlock! wink cheesy cheesy
bro, how did you manage to finally impregn. . do the undo-able?
You need some awards!
Guinness Book of Record must hear this!
grin grin grin
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 10:42pm On Mar 28, 2011
El Guapo:


@Jackpot, Mr preacher.
For long i've been tolerating your unattidunal acts here, your preach bout sex, u acting like u know it all and wanting to control all.
If u're below 18 and gets freaked out when sex is brought in, i strongly fink u've got a chance to leave this blogging site.
Dont ask me what i do, why i do them and how i should them, we all are here to make out a laughing time not to be directed by a fellow mate.
And mind the way u edit ma comments! Stil wondering what u'ld be like if ever made a moderator Jeez

@Ney, man do u read the bible always??
What did peter do when queried if he knew Jesus??
Dont tell me u'ld do that if Shaq, Bright and Nazict Jackpot happens to come up against me wink

truth is dat i like you boy, but since dis spa is jokes-dry, quoting you makes dis place worthwhile. .
**Seriously**
if you don't want to make enemies, stop dissing Efemena. .she is a dear
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 10:52pm On Mar 28, 2011
bright007:

@EL-EPHANT:You are about to exhume wat has been buried.Last warning!!!
I like how Idowu stopped posting "red smoking hawt arse". She's learnt her lessons d hard way!
She now comes to post "do you need a manicure, pedicure" or "do you need weavon fixing or hair-retouching"
i even wonder if those are jokes.

There are some people you don't mess with. .people's favorite like chykason, 007, efe, etc. .
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by EfemenaXY: 11:24pm On Mar 28, 2011
El Guapo:

[color=#006600] Shaq u never start to shake your head! U need to complete am 360¤ tongue

In some cases, a SPA can serve as a platform for bar, motel [for Girls like Efemena, wey no get house] etc smiley

blah. . .blah

and you believe your sexual junk of a joke's funny? Pls do us all a favour and grow up!

jackpot:

El, why you always like sexual jokes?
Rubbers
condoms tongue
sheath
armour
cap
balloon defender
tongue tongue

Hear! Hear!! Couldn't have said it better cheesy cheesy

jackpot:

Efe is a wonderful person. .she no be follow follow. .i saw maturity in her posts. .it's not because she said she's not interested that you start throwin these unnecessary jabs. .

El, that's not nice now.


I seriously tire for the guy - what else can be said?
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 11:39pm On Mar 28, 2011
what doesn't break you serves to make you stronger cool cool cool
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by EfemenaXY: 11:49pm On Mar 28, 2011
^^ lol! sounds familiar to me tongue tongue
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Idowuogbo(f): 12:05am On Mar 29, 2011
@yincus
Na wah o mama jacusha. Werin dey na can u pls confirm me as godmother abeg

Jackpot get a life now u shouting efe,u  looking for a gang don't wori borrow efe for ur comebck. Stop screaming my name gussssh can't u do without mentionin  idowu. Efe spokesman I think my gal can handle d bizz wazz her self if I want to talk about blokos and kpecus I would so don't tink ur immature worthless campaign stoped  anytin. If u don't find me funny tuff enter molue and get off @ d next stop tseeeeeeew

@house
Plss ignore him his missions are obvious
Let's kip d mood goin without busybodies

@el
Na swagga wey hin no get dey run hin belle u fit dash am onequarter of ur ginger shA
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 12:21am On Mar 29, 2011
Idowu
talk 2 me straight and leave Efe out of this: you were here when El is dissing Efe. Did you caution him?
Answer is NO!
Why must you 'para' if i say what i see?
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 12:44am On Mar 29, 2011
Idowuogbo:

Jackpot, If u don't find me funny tuff enter molue and get off @ d next stop tseeeeeeew

@house
Plss ignore him his missions are obvious
Let's kip d mood goin without busybodies

@el
Na swagga wey hin no get dey run hin belle u fit dash am onequarter of your ginger shA
ROTFCMEO
ROLLING ON THE FLOOR CRYING MY EYES OUT.

I laff in Swahili when u mentioned "house".
Who is the house if not us? cool

A house you already divided?

I see how you cunningly avoided bright's posts. .is dat not division?

You're just busy crackin jokes like "baby come lemme fix you Arabian weavon", "do you need to barbe ya hair".
I wonder who is even laffin @ such posts. Is dat what guys waste their browsing credit to see?

As far as joke section is concerned, do you have any jokes collection thread? Why you see yaself as a joker is what i don't know.

Are you worried because ya strippin and massage section has been busted and raided by men of SSS? Lol grin grin grin grin
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Idowuogbo(f): 5:19am On Mar 29, 2011
Jacketpotato I wonder y u havient giving up my thread aint going anywhia,dry ur tears
U jus want atttention u seeking it so bad, U are so pathetic as u moan and moan I can't believe u don't no u irritAtin . U make a comebck to d same thread u hate get over ursef oliver twist stop begging for attention u suckkk big time . Y bother speak for the nation haven't u noticed its only u having tantrums on browsing credits, if u not paid enof to afford internet bobo remind God and wait for ur time tseeeeew am done replying ur nonsense.

Clicks ignore from now on. I would liv u in ur little black box jus ritE were u belong .derail it all u like oK I no its brings u pleasure and dis is d only place were u feel u exist sooryy ur life is dat sad .done wiv u

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