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Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 5:58pm On Mar 29, 2011
El Guapo:


Mr so u really fink i'ld drop a stool to sit and xchange blahs wiv u?? An underachiever, an attention seeker?

And who told u that Efemena pissed me off turned me down? Did u know ma Stance wiv her before your disastrous influx?? Amebo Ara

U're in a sentence, a Jokeless attention seeker, your calibre of guys have come, ranted and died for nothing - hope u follow suit Amen

i said she turned you down and you started hatin.

Bro El, stop. .you may develop fever very soon. .relax. .wishin somebody dead is not a gentleman act.

I like you alot but promise me you no longer post about pricks, rods and leaking condoms?
grin grin grin
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by saddler: 6:07pm On Mar 29, 2011
Chai!wat a pity.Shey na Idowu b dis?
@jackpot;wetin happen nau,shey u want make she commit suicide!
@El:who add EPHANT 4 ya name!sorry ehn.But make u dey give us joke as u dey do am b4,u don change well well,e b like say Idowu don infest ur medulla oblangata wif immorality.

Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by yinkalink(f): 7:07pm On Mar 29, 2011
eldav:

sharkrau

nw u jst spoilt everytin!

I was tinkin yinka was a hot chick,nw u ruined dat thought by showin me a fatty


funny,ao could he have brought me when i was offline huh!
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 7:44pm On Mar 29, 2011
saddler:

Chai!wat a pity.Shey na Idowu b dis?
@jackpot;wetin happen nau,shey u want make she commit suicide!
@El:who add EPHANT 4 ya name!sorry ehn.But make u dey give us joke as u dey do am b4,u don change well well,e b like say Idowu don infest your medulla oblangata wif sexual immorality.

@saddler

He used to be a good joker but now all he posts is "i don't know how d rubber leaked and she carried belle instanter".

I wonder how funny all those immoral bull-sheets sound!

I swear. . .i don't know how El-GuapoEPHANT has been bewitched like this. Maybe it's love-potion.

He need prayers grin grin grin
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by yinkalink(f): 8:04pm On Mar 29, 2011
Dzackport,dnt add my own to ur rants. Av tryd to dissuade u 4rm ur 'mission' but u'r driven i 'respect' dat.but dnt mention me or anytin remotely connected to me(e.g my belle) thanks.
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by bright007(f): 8:25pm On Mar 29, 2011
@Yinka:which one b your own sef!!Do u like all dis dangling manliness,leaking condoms etc.Abeg make you take your stand ooo.D spa wey dem say them open no bring humour to us.Just waisting the forum resources wif boring posts
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by yinkalink(f): 8:29pm On Mar 29, 2011
Shut up n stop bullshitting me. D thread's boring? Make it interesting. If u cant,GET D HELL OUT! Its dat simple. I lyk u but u'r not 2 tel me wat 2 do,nat naw nat eva. We clear? Gud.
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by HamidO1(m): 8:40pm On Mar 29, 2011
O boi, Who vex Yinka like this??
Wassup people, how all of una day?? Hope it wasn't as stressful as mine, body pains mehn, Where I.d dey now??
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by bright007(f): 8:50pm On Mar 29, 2011
Inside all ya talk na only the part were u talk say u like me enter my ear!!All other rubbish are irrelevant.welcome to spa or abi na spa(m)
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by yinkalink(f): 8:52pm On Mar 29, 2011
Infact,its beta we settle tins 2nyt,u've triggerd my vexin mode. Bryt,do u rememba(if u dnt,u can always scroll back) dat u were also dissin jackpot b4 u knew he was AKA chykason? Dat means u changd cos he was ur friend,dat further means u'r biasd which is no sin. Now dat dat is establishd, u shouldnt question any1 4 takin syds cos u'r also guilty. N if dere's anytin i hate,its condemnin p'pl 4 doin sumtin u'r also doin. Abt d sexuality tin,lyk i said b4: if u dnt lyk it,leave. If i v said sumtin wrong, i apologise.
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by bright007(f): 9:05pm On Mar 29, 2011
Ahh!!jor ooo!!I don't think there is anything to settle,I don't have any grudge against u.as for jackpot matter,pls quote where I dis the guy $ don't just assume or think.
As per taking sides,I don't do dat,I know wats wrong $ right $ take my stand.
I am not against anybody here,its just d attitude dats unacceptable like somebody wants to joke and he/she uses RED ARSE,Massage manliness,leaking rubbish and when u tell her to stop it,she takes u for an enemy.Are u a party to dat also?
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Idowuogbo(f): 9:24pm On Mar 29, 2011
yincus dont drag ur sef in babe , ignore plllss
dey are not worth ur saliva jare , by d way how my godbabies hope dem dey play freekick wella cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by yinkalink(f): 9:59pm On Mar 29, 2011
Yea,dem wan bend my womb lyk Beckham.
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Idowuogbo(f): 10:04pm On Mar 29, 2011
heheh na so , let dem carry on playin penalty dats wot i like to hear
meanwhile do u nid my services 2nite
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by yinkalink(f): 10:06pm On Mar 29, 2011
Nah, i miss my hubby thou. So any new gist?
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Nobody: 10:37pm On Mar 29, 2011
Lol @ Yinka's becky Yarns cheesy

@Brite, Chykason/Jackpot/Saddler

I used to get aligned wiv the general assumption that women are jobless and gossips, but some bleeper human boys in Nairaland just gave me a cause to disbelief that! embarassed
- Brite, your quotes, post n actions simply slots u in the woman wrapper cadre! your type of boys are simply beaten blue black by girls, controlled by wife [IF ANY], u're a nice antenna in ma opinion, a man of another's man word, so what do i call u??  Mr Junk tongue

- Chykason, To be candid u're the most jobless mate i've eva met in N.l!
your thread derailment landed a suspension to your 'Chykason' account, what do u do nxt? U opened up anoda account on 18th of this month just to continue wiv your stupidity. . . Who's Saddler? Stil u! A jobless manuoevaring jokeless human!
No one buys your ideas [jxt that woman wrapper called brite],so what do u do to voice your sh1Tz? u operate wiv anoda account embarassed

Do u have an idea how Efemena's 'Girls only' thread was ran??
Element's 'All jokers bar and later All jokers massage center' were all ran??
What do u know bout sexist jokes?? Are u sure u've really gon pass your adolescent age??
U aint an aid to sexist jokes huh??, then what the heck is in your profile pic??

Many Questions to answer Mr. . . Mind your biz in here, dont try to propagate dubious rules cos u aint Dani, u aint Ben, u aint Mukina neither are u Seun!
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by dammizz(m): 11:03pm On Mar 29, 2011
^^^ Word
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by distinkt1(m): 12:19am On Mar 30, 2011
Cryptik
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 4:36am On Mar 30, 2011
El Guapo:

Lol @ Yinka's becky Yarns cheesy

@Brite, Chykason/Jackpot/Saddler

I used to get aligned wiv the general assumption that women are jobless and gossips, but some bleeper human boys in Nairaland just gave me a cause to disbelief that! embarassed
- Brite, your quotes, post n actions simply slots u in the woman wrapper cadre! your type of boys are simply beaten blue black by girls, controlled by wife [IF ANY], u're a nice antenna in ma opinion, a man of another's man word, so what do i call u?? Mr Junk tongue

- Chykason, To be candid u're the most jobless mate i've eva mate in N.l!
your thread derailment landed a suspension to your 'Chykason' account, what do u do nxt? U opened up anoda account on 18th of this month just to continue wiv your stupidity. . . Who's Saddler? Stil u! A jobless manuoevaring jokeless human!
No one buys your ideas [jxt that woman wrapper called brite],so what do u do to voice your sh1Tz? u operate wiv anoda account embarassed

Do u have an idea how Efemena's 'Girls only' thread was ran??
Element's 'All jokers bar and later All jokers massage center' were all ran??
What do u know bout sexist jokes?? Are u sure u've really gon pass your adolescent age??
U aint an aid to sexist jokes huh??, then what the heck is in your profile pic??

Many Questions to answer Mr. . . Mind your biz in here, dont try to propagate dubious rules cos u aint Dani, u aint Ben, u aint Mukina neither are u Seun!

how can one waste his precious time to cook up dis bullshit?

El, you've gone nuts.

Saddler is not jackpot.
Saddler please come and answer dis fallacious gay guy.

El-EPHANT, you're bewitched.
I still maintain dat u need prayers. grin grin grin

MR CONDOM LEAKER tongue tongue tongue grin
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 4:41am On Mar 30, 2011
El, I swear!

If I see your prick/rod dangling in this thread, i'll cut d little snake, fry it and serve my dog a nice breakfast

MR CON'DOM LEAKER
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 5:31am On Mar 30, 2011
Our Miss Sexuality Red Arsed Pretty Figure-8 Sexifully Sexy Sweet 18

Mrs Idowu!

Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 5:40am On Mar 30, 2011
Idowuogbo:

heheh na so , let dem carry on playin penalty dats wot i like to hear
meanwhile do u nid my services 2nite

you like to hear leakin condoms by El-Guape and gals gettin pregnant.

Are you funny at all?
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 5:54am On Mar 30, 2011
bright007:

Ahh!!jor ooo!!I don't think there is anything to settle,I don't have any grudge against u.as for jackpot matter,pls quote where I dis the guy $ don't just assume or think.
As per taking sides,I don't do dat,[b]I know wats wrong $ right $ take my stand.
I am not against anybody here,its just d attitude dats unacceptable like somebody wants to joke and he/she uses RED ARSE,Massage manliness,leaking rubbish and when u tell her to stop it,she takes u for an enemy.[/b]Are u a party to dat also?
you shall live long.

Imagine seizing our usual bar jokes to giving us a hotel full of immoralities.

To show that El-Guape is cursed and bewitched with sexx, durin my 2 days absence, he came back to post "leaking rubbers and his black-colored spermatozoon swimming inside gal's nether region"

Can't El-Guape repent?

Nobody came here to masturb8. Can't he realize that?

Is it only sextreme jokes dat he posts?
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Nobody: 6:10am On Mar 30, 2011
This Jackpot u sure dey born u wella?? Huh
U sure say u no be premature, 3 months pikin that got cooked up in the incubertor just to be left wiv a half-done brain and intuitives
So all u could pick out frm ma questions for u was Saddler and bolding my typographical error?? All right this morning!
U're simply jobless, but wiv high hopes lets see how a pig custodian would look like.
Stupid Ibo imp! Na ur type dey spoil ibo people name anywhere u go which amadioha wont resent in uprooting u frm the earth.
The Rod?? Amma ding it wella u know even if yo mum wants some, bring her in amma fxXC her aNA1, Eediot
Gudmorning hater, middle finger please

* Why i my even degrading ma worth to rant wiv dis kid?, time to adhere to ma Omolola's signature *
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Idowuogbo(f): 6:24am On Mar 30, 2011
El sweerie waz cookin honey u up early, pls use ur precious time on humans am done wiv its case dats y it is using pictures of its ancEstorS to make senselesS point.baby don't let it drag u into its sane world full of avatars. Shall we have coffee and cookies to gether baby kiss kiss
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 6:39am On Mar 30, 2011
El Guapo:

This Jackpot u sure dey born u wella?? Huh
U sure say u no be premature, 3 months pikin that got cooked up in the incubertor just to be left wiv a half-done brain and intuitives
So all u could pick out frm ma questions for u was Saddler and bolding my typographical error?? All right this morning!
U're simply jobless, but wiv high hopes lets see how a pig custodian would look like.
silly Ibo imp! Na your type dey spoil ibo people name anywhere u go which amadioha wont resent in uprooting u frm the earth.
The Rod?? Amma ding it wella u know even if yo mum wants some, bring her in amma Bleep her anal, Eediot
Gudmorning hater, middle finger please

* Why i my even degrading ma worth to rant wiv dis kid?, time to adhere to ma Omolola's signature *

no need answerin your textbook of complete lies.

El-Guapo, I can see you're beyond redemption. Judging from ya immoralities, what're you worth?

I wonder if you have a mother.
I don't diss people's mother cos I'm responsible.

And to think that our Miss Sexuality Idowu is liking all these sexually-immoral posts, it makes me wanna vomit.

Idowu and El-Guape
repent from ya immoral ways and give us jokes here~

that's all I ask
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 7:17am On Mar 30, 2011
El Guapo:

[color=#006600]
He peed into the sample
bottle, as did his wife and
daughter.
Then he had the idea of
giving even more 'spice'
to the proceedings. He
added a few drops of
motor oil to the bottle and
finally had a self-service and put
a few drops of semen in
with it too.


Is this the only joke that our guy knows how to post?

Must he talk about releasing sperm, busting condoms, dangling his prick?

Must El-Guape talk about fuckkin somebody's mother anus?
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Nobody: 7:59am On Mar 30, 2011
Idowuogbo:

El sweerie waz cookin honey u up early, pls use your precious time on humans am done wiv its case dats y it is using pictures of its ancEstorS to make senselesS point.baby don't let it drag u into its sane world full of avatars. Shall we have coffee and cookies to gether baby kiss kiss
Idowuogbo:

El sweerie waz cookin honey u up early, pls use your precious time on humans am done wiv its case dats y it is using pictures of its ancEstorS to make senselesS point.baby don't let it drag u into its sane world full of avatars. Shall we have coffee and cookies to gether baby kiss kiss

Ohh ma Capital Yori-Yori thanks for dose kisses, u jxt gave me a reason to put on a laffta for ma face to work dis morning, even ma Manager will be imagining the kinda laffn gas i inhale at home cheesy cheesy cheesy
But er this one u're now scarce, sure u never get work for old post office?? tongue cheesy
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by shakara4u(m): 8:04am On Mar 30, 2011
yinka, think we should look out for a new saloon,


idowu,we like your services but,other cutomres are chasing us away,

you know my wifey is pregenat,wont want plenty noise and quarrellings,

did i even greet you guys,

morning peeps
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 8:17am On Mar 30, 2011
Good morning shekarau

don't you think d unborn child might resemble our condom buster EL-GUAPE if you continue bringin it 2 dis brothel? grin grin grin
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by Nobody: 8:20am On Mar 30, 2011

Goodmorning Mr Shaq
Ur madam never born??
Abeg make una do born tuale tuale, e don tey when i pour powder for head cheesy
Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 8:29am On Mar 30, 2011
El-Guape, must you hold me 4 boxers while talkin to Mr Shaq?

Commot ya hands jor. . .
I no want. I no be gay!

you wan disfigure my yansh?

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