I laugh you in Libyan.
I saw nobody seekin 4 attention but only a funnyless 'she'. JACKPOT neva looks 4 attention. His middle name is 'attention'. He is a gentleguyman.
I didn't bother joinin ya saloon thread b4 but since it's only 1 offtopic, you know d rest. . .

I won't join you in your mud-slinging and names calling. . .

pretending as if d whole thing is funny

Madam, come and fix my nails. I also need dreadlocks like Taribo West.
CMEO

some humour

see African Queen

@ Jackpot If u cant beat them then there is just one option,join them. And if u can't join them leave them and stand alone. I think this is enough.

Lol @ neyshed. . .she's gathering pity&emotions

i've already said let's pretend the whole thing is funny.

neyshed, i know you're tryin to save ya job as a barber.

Oya, come barb me low cut

Like she said u wher only making atention,but if u want everyb to love u like u said in ur profile u should behave than rubbish them

Gone

_{*strollls in*}

spa scattered,jacuzzi broken(well tank God,neva liked dat jaccuzzi since hear d rumour)

wheres every body,

lets go bak to hair makin,barbin n back rubs,

neyshed com back,

Shaq,where u dey? D babies n I need u.

sweet seems we need to work sumtin out,abt the timin

told ya not to australia, u insisted,cee wat the diff tym zones is causin to our relationship,

Babie, it was a lie dat i told in d hope of makin u jealous enuf to come home. Jacusha! Lol. El, stop rubbin it in!

yes, yes, yes, El,i knew it, knew my baby was just kiddin,

Back hae shaq watsup wit u. El-g i still dey watch ur back bro

OFFTOPIC WAR 11
Its now very evident that offtopic season v is a failure in totality regarding the spate of array of foul language used by some unscrupulous rifrafs.
@idowuogbo;Why have you decided to drag your rep which is still at its atomic level in the mud.Your self-imposed GHADAFILITY has corrupted your entire entity to a state of no redemption.Untill lately,I never knew u possessed a LAURENGBAGBOLISM attitude which to me can mar your real nature beyond repair if not checked both metaphysically $ other wise.Pls have a rethink when next you are given a chance to show your social ethics either through writing,speaking or otherwise.

Flick,

Hey ney ney, wassup boi
Do u need a clean beard shave before heading to d office

yikes!

whada hell is still d problem ere?!

please let there b order!

d prince is bck!

Back hae shaq watsup wit u. El-g i still dey watch your back bro

tanx man,besides,wy wifey has told him not to rub it

Hey ney ney, wassup boi
Do u need a clean beard shave before heading to d office

yep, besides want to change my after shave, you got any in stock?

d prince is bck!

prince ke, shift ur head,i d watch dat programme on fashion TV

Hey shaq my bad dint no u had allergies.will u try our new issy miyake after shave

eldav:

yikes!

whada hell is still d problem ere?!

please let there b order!

d prince is bck!

from where?

Baldosky ur absence as been notice for almost 3days now kilon sele and wat d problem wit u and bright

Ney bobo 3days ke, haba beru oloun I was attending to appointments yestiday nau
Since u here wat sort of pampering will u like padi mi

shakrau

who dash u tv? abi u nor want make ur oga settle u dis yr? abeg enta shop,fckin apprentice.

Huz got a joke?? I wanno smile/laff  

shakrau

who dash u tv? abi u nor want make your oga settle u dis yr? abeg enta shop,fckin apprentice.

I.D why u allow this one to com sleep for here, e no get house

you d ask who dash me TV,na house u think say i dey?

jst brought my wife for a manicure,

orya shift commot make i watch my favorite show

play boy mansion,

shakrau

I can see ur wife now.she's so fat,dayum!

pls nxt tym,take her 2 a gym.

eldav, retract that statement,

dont play with my yinka,

at chi-baby,u laffin at ma wife?

chi-baby:

Huz got a joke?? I wanno smile/laff  

sorry to disappoint you. You dey war-front spa dey ask for jokes

Do you need a haircut?

My lovely Chi, you're looking like a 21st century witch. Meet mrs Idowu to fix your hair.
**no ofeince**

sharkrau

nw u jst spoilt everytin!

I was tinkin yinka was a hot chick,nw u ruined dat thought by showin me a fatty

neyshed:

Like she said u wher only making atention,but if u want everybody to love u like u said in your profile u should behave than rubbish them

@neyshed,
thanks for not soundin rude

BTW, who do you call everybody? I wonder what you mean.
Is it Idowu dat u call everybody?

You make me laugh in Zimbabwe when u said i was looking for attention.
Jackpot never looks for attention. Attention looks for jackpot.
I'm no longer seekin for d heart-attack thread to be moved. I'm just coachin a lil sister. Let things be done right.
IMO a bar setting is better than a bar-bing saloon. In a bar, jokes flow. A spa, you see haircut, lowcut, leaking condoms. .no jokes

If i tell someone to spice up his/her jokes, is it called rubbishing?

By the way, everybody loves me except Spa owner. .
I'm in love with every joker too!

El Guapo:

^ She dey war front abi??

Lemme tell you sumfyn dude, your presence here is hated by all, criticized by few and loved by 2

U're a joke resistant agent, jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

At your absence we made it happen, so bad that u're back

hahahahahaha. . .huhuhuhuhuhu. .hohohohohoho. .

El, I laugh @ you in every 250 dialects of Nigeria.

You made it happen?

While I was away you dissed Efe unnecessarily because she turned you down. Is dat what you made happen?

While i was away, you went back to your old ways and started posting about "leakin condoms and impregnating people". Is dat what you made happen?

EL-EPHANT, stop gettin uncomfortable because i said no SEXUAL IMMORALITY here.
Believe me, those leaking condom junks you always post are not jokes.

pretendin
Anyway, anybody here to carve my mustache?

anonymous:

I.D. .
. .na house u think say i dey?

jst brought my wife for a manicure,

orya shift commot make i watch my favorite show

play boy mansion

you see what i'm talkin about?

people now come here to self-service. .thanks to El.
I know Idowu is now born-again from posting 'pink arse'. Will El-Ephant ever repent from his sinful ways?

**no ofeince intended cos i like sarcastic jokes**

bright007:

                        OFFTOPIC WAR 11
Its now very evident that offtopic season v is a failure in totality regarding the spate of array of foul language used by some unscrupulous rifrafs.
@idowuogbo;Why have you decided to drag your rep which is still at its atomic level in the mud.Your self-imposed GHADAFILITY has corrupted your entire entity to a state of no redemption.Untill lately,I never knew u possessed a LAURENGBAGBOLISM attitude which to me can mar your real nature beyond repair if not checked both metaphysically $ other wise.Pls have a rethink when next you are given a chance to show your social ethics either through writing,speaking or otherwise.

as far as joke section is concerned, she is not a joker. .
. .she is a romance specialist.

People like El-Guapo and Hamid deceived her by making her feel like she is a jokes star. She thought she had fan-base until now. She's now faced with reality. .she can no longer post sexual things as she like.

Her nickname is Badosky . .A.K.A. .bad mouth. .doesn't dat explain enough of her Ghadaffism?

Jokers, it's obvious dat this thread has been derailed by those posting manliness rubber stuffs. let's pardon d thread and exercise patience till d 100th page.

No more leaking rubbers and gettin gals pregnant in this thread.

Who is barbing my mustache here?

Meanwhile no more sexualized comments by El-MASTER

If I ever see his prick or rod dangling in this thread, i'll cut it off, fry it and serve my dog a nice dinner