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Re: Some Ladies Are Fu;ck;ing Wicked by MsPotato(f): 7:27am On Mar 14, 2011

ogugua88:

Na wa. I better sleep o. People know me for being kind, I better sleep o!

Madame, I will explain kindly before I leave. Isi a gbakam. He made it clear that he's not ready to be a father, yet he pounded her like there's no tomorrow SANS contraception. Read the red a few times please.

Having pleasurable s3x as a couple is one thing.

Planning on making babies is another thing.

Yes, no doubt he pounded her like theres no tommorow but remember my dear, it takes two hands to clap. She should know that after he asked her that question, its obvious that he was not ready to be a father but still, she wanted to enjoy the pleasurable s3x just like he did as well. They both wanted to have sex and that was very clear.

In this century, its normal for couples to have sex for fun not for babies naa.

If she really doesnt want to get pregnant and all, than she should just warned him about shooting in or tell him not to shoot in for safety cautious or tell him she doesnt want to do it. Well, its up to the both of them but instead she told him that her menstruation is done recently which obciously is a green light for him to shoot it in without worrying about her getting pregnant or not otherwise why would a man ask that question?

Re: Some Ladies Are Fu;ck;ing Wicked by Nobody: 7:32am On Mar 14, 2011

Ms. Potato:

Ok I havent read your posts just now. I only read tht title so I said EYah pele. but now that I have read the posts, this is what I can say.

To me, I honestly believe that she is testing your commitment issues that is why she is doing that. Otherwise she wont be doing that at all.

Poster,
I do not think its your fault because u made it clear that u are not ready to be a father by asking her of her menstruation cycle so by right she is wrong for even testing and playing you out that way.

But however, if you are not serious with her, I suggest you tell her the earlier the better that u would prefer casual relationships.

@gabry- let me confess, but for your ears alone cos we go way back. i cant resist this chick and she knows it. she knows the effect she has on me and she utilizes it to her best advantage. she is the sweetest person i have ever had; sexwise. but when it comes to commitment and responsibility, i dont think she is the one (pls dont pick offense at this). I guess u know what im talking about. grin

. just looking into her sexy eyes sometimes makes me want to squirt my ogi, talkless about mounting her. Damn!!! in my deepest heart, if this chick comes today again, there is a 99% probability that i will still do the same thing i did. Oh boy!! the girl na mammy-water o.

@ogugua88- unlike most trolls on nairaland, i make it a point to post only candid and factual stuff that i experience and have experienced. those that know me would (or might) tell you this. i know its quite fun and thrilling to throw insults, behind the safety of a username and pc, but peeps like 190 would clearly let you know the outcome. like i said, been there done that. it amounts to nothing milady so lets just get along. i am here to have fun, learn and communicate, and i would appreciate it if you just let us all live without the conflicts.

Nice meeting you ogugua88. in my NL days u were not present so im introducing myself. its me Dr. Pornodude, the one and only babalawo on nairaland.

Re: Some Ladies Are Fu;ck;ing Wicked by MsPotato(f): 7:35am On Mar 14, 2011

Pornodude:

@gabry- let me confess, but for your ears alone cos we go way back. i cant resist this chick and she knows it. she knows the effect she has on me and she utilizes it to her best advantage. she is the sweetest person i have ever had; sexwise. but when it comes to commitment and responsibility, i dont think she is the one (pls dont pick offense at this). I guess u know what im talking about. . just looking into her sexy eyes sometimes makes me want to squirt my ogi, talkless about mounting her. Damn!!! in my deepest heart, if this chick comes today again, there is a 99% probability that i will still do the same thing i did. Oh boy!! the girl na mammy-water o.

Yes, I understand where u coming from.

Now the question is, does she knows that you and her are based on a non commited relationship?

Re: Some Ladies Are Fu;ck;ing Wicked by Nobody: 7:38am On Mar 14, 2011

Ms. Potato:

Having pleasurable s3x as a couple is one thing.

Planning on making babies is another thing.

Yes, no doubt he pounded her like theres no tommorow but remember my dear, it takes two hands to clap

Ms. Potato:
Poster,
I do not think its your fault because u made it clear that u are not ready to be a father by asking her of her menstruation cycle so by right she is wrong for even testing and playing you out that way.

Yes, I'm very much aware it takes two hands to clap. I hope you are aware too, because it was just 10 minutes ago or so that you said Doctor OP was free of any blame. 10 minutes ago it was only the one hand clapping.

Well, its up to the both of them but instead she told him that her menstruation is done recently which obciously is a green light for him to shoot it in without worrying about her getting pregnant or not otherwise why would a man ask that question?

That's why I said they're both goats and are lacking education. He doesn't even have to ask. If he/she doesn't want a child, then use protection. End of story. Women get pregnant while using protection, so imagine NOT using it. Those chances are far greater.

Pornodude:

@gabry- let me confess, but for your ears alone cos we go way back. i cant resist this chick and she knows it. she knows the effect she has on me and she utilizes it to her best advantage. she is the sweetest person i have ever had; sexwise. but when it comes to commitment and responsibility, i dont think she is the one (pls dont pick offense at this). I guess u know what im talking about. . just looking into her sexy eyes sometimes makes me want to squirt my ogi, talkless about mounting her. Damn!!! in my deepest heart, if this chick comes today again, there is a 99% probability that i will still do the same thing i did. Oh boy!! the girl na mammy-water o.

@ogugua88- unlike most trolls on nairaland, i make it a point to post only candid and factual stuff that i experience and have experienced. those that know me would (or might) tell you this. i know its quite fun and thrilling to throw insults, behind the safety of a username and pc, but peeps like 190 would clearly let you know the outcome. like i said, been there done that. it amounts to nothing milady so lets just get along. i am here to have fun, learn and communicate, and i would appreciate it if you just let us all live without the conflicts

Nice meeting you ogugua88. in my NL days u were not present so im introducing myself. its me Dr. Pornodude, the one and only babalawo on nairaland.

The very last phrase of your original post is "Ladies are wicked o", am I lying? A generalization and an insult. I, personally, take no offense to anything said unless it's directed to me, but you made a generalization. Since you want to be nit-picky about insulting and name-calling, then I'll kindly remind you that the first insults came from the very first post of this thread. Moral:

1.) Practice what you preach.
2.) If you can give, be prepared to receive.

Re: Some Ladies Are Fu;ck;ing Wicked by Nobody: 7:45am On Mar 14, 2011

Ms. Potato:

Yes, I understand where u coming from.

Now the question is, does she knows that you and her are based on a non commited relationship?

Ayuh, she knows that. You know the funny thing, right before the whole play, while lying in eachother's arms, i explained to her that i had someone else and that we couldnt be together. she was just coming off a short-lived relationship and needed some emotional support. she knew this but because of past feelings, we happened to do it. truth is that she is tired of boyfriending about and wants to settle down with me. she confessed to me that i was the only guy who ever treated her right. but i know within me that it wont work but she is a bit optimistic about it working out. hence, i guess it was a tactic to know my mind towards her.

Re: Some Ladies Are Fu;ck;ing Wicked by Nobody: 7:52am On Mar 14, 2011

ogugua88:

Yes, I'm very much aware it takes two hands to clap. I hope you are aware too, because it was just 10 minutes ago or so that you said Doctor OP was free of any blame. 10 minutes ago it was only the one hand clapping.

That's why I said they're both goats and are lacking education. He doesn't even have to ask. If he/she doesn't want a child, then use protection. End of story. Women get pregnant while using protection, so imagine NOT using it. Those chances are far greater.

The very last phrase of your original post is "Ladies are wicked o", am I lying? A generalization and an insult. I, personally, take no offense to anything said unless it's directed to me, but you made a generalization. Since you want to be nit-picky about insulting and name-calling, then I'll kindly remind you that the first insults came from the very first post of this thread. Moral:

1.) Practice what you preach.
2.) If you can give, be prepared to receive.

thanks for finally proving yourself to be a dumbshty. keep ranting all over here and showing your childishness. seems my ex is your sister, since you keep defending her. well, know what, she enjoys the whole forking just so you know, but i don't need any issue at the moment. take you liberal women's crap and shove it up your butt. Onyezuzu.
NO FURTHER COMMENTS.

Re: Some Ladies Are Fu;ck;ing Wicked by Nobody: 8:00am On Mar 14, 2011

Pornodude:

thanks for finally proving yourself to be a dumbshty. keep ranting all over here and showing your childishness. seems my ex is your sister, since you keep defending her. well, know what, she enjoys the whole forking just so you know, but i don't need any issue at the moment. take you liberal women's crap and shove it up your butt. Onyezuzu.
NO FURTHER COMMENTS.

@ogugua88- unlike most trolls on nairaland, i make it a point to post only candid and factual stuff that i experience and have experienced. those that know me would (or might) tell you this. i know its quite fun and thrilling to throw insults, behind the safety of a username and pc, but peeps like 190 would clearly let you know the outcome. like i said, been there done that. it amounts to nothing milady so lets just get along. i am here to have fun, learn and communicate, and i would appreciate it if you just let us all live without the conflicts.

Nice meeting you ogugua88. in my NL days u were not present so im introducing myself. its me Dr. Pornodude, the one and only babalawo on nairaland.

Well you haven't learned anything Oga. What you're saying is, "it's safe to have unprotected sex sometimes". Tell that to your daughter. When she comes home pregnant, we'll see who you blame.

You dey fall my left hand well well. After complaining about insults you've done just that. People wonder why I give people of your caliber so much time. I'm beginning to wonder too sha.

Bravo to you anyway. I've commented again o! Now report me cool

Re: Some Ladies Are Fu;ck;ing Wicked by Nobody: 8:10am On Mar 14, 2011

@OGUGUA88- let me tell you some of the raunchy stuff your sister said and did even after i told her i had someone else.

i remember when sucking and breasts and fin.ger.ing her at the same time she kept moaning, "thats it baby. suck meeee well. yessss suck me wellllllll. that issss ittttt. baby, i love you. suck me well." when i poured inside her, we were in the position: i was lying face up while she was lying on my front also face up. my di.c.k was poking her from behind. i remember when she was going to come, she started jerking on top of me and pulling my dic.k into her with her hand, all the while making little animal sounds. when she came, i can assure you, my entire 6inches (my dick is only 6 inches) was inside her, and even in the heat of it all, she wanted it all poured inside her and that is what happened.

Raunchy innit? thats exactly what happened. i thoroughly enjoyed every moment of it cos i never cease to please her, even with my small d11ck. cheesy

. so advice you sister, if she comes to my house again, i will do the same.

And do you want to hear to B.J part? she gave me B.J for like 15mins until she began to complain that her mouth was paining her. Your sister is the best mami.

Re: Some Ladies Are Fu;ck;ing Wicked by MsPotato(f): 8:15am On Mar 14, 2011

ogugua88:

Yes, I'm very much aware it takes two hands to clap. I hope you are aware too, because it was just 10 minutes ago or so that you said Doctor OP was free of any blame. 10 minutes ago it was only the one hand clapping.

That's why I said they're both goats and are lacking education. He doesn't even have to ask. If he/she doesn't want a child, then use protection. End of story. Women get pregnant while using protection, so imagine NOT using it. Those chances are far greater.

Yes, he is free from the blame because he made it clear but she out of selfish needs decided that she was gonna get pregnant for him. A man will always be a man. Only a woman will know of her own body and not her man. A man would just assume at all times but its all up to the woman to decide what is best for her. Same thing applies to a guy. If the guy is doubting his gf's personal hygiene, by all means he should wear a cap before doing it. He and he alone is responsible for his own body and the fault should not be taken out on the other person.

I have one good example, when I first started having s3x, I wanted it so badly and my bf refused to use condoms but I made it clear to him that I am very fertile and although Im on the pregnancy pills, I would really want him to use a condom or else no sex. Its because I know my body well wnough to say that. To him, he would just assume cause he doesnt own my body, I do.

Pornodude:

Ayuh, she knows that. You know the funny thing, right before the whole play, while lying in eachother's arms, i explained to her that i had someone else and that we couldnt be together. she was just coming off a short-lived relationship and needed some emotional support. she knew this but because of past feelings, we happened to do it. truth is that she is tired of boyfriending about and wants to settle down with me. she confessed to me that i was the only guy who ever treated her right. but i know within me that it wont work but she is a bit optimistic about it working out. hence, i guess it was a tactic to know my mind towards her.

My guy, do u actually want to dig your own graveyard? A girl like this would most definitely try to get pregnant for u at all cost what are you still doing there? Get out and run to your girl whom u originally is commited to abeg! angry

After this ^^^ your posts Pornodude, I think what ogugua88 said is correct! Sorry

Re: Some Ladies Are Fu;ck;ing Wicked by Nobody: 8:21am On Mar 14, 2011

@gabry- one thing i know is that i aint fathering no gaddem bas.tard. no be today yansh dey for back. angry

.

if that foul mouthed biitch is sane, i never said she was wrong in her opinion. all i said was to keep the insults at bay but she didnt. at least a honest candid person like you (gabry) can admit to having unprotected sex at some point. most naija ladies will deny even having sex at all until hell freezes over. no wonder naija men hardly date naija women outside the shores of this country. a bunch of dishonest bitcches. wink

Re: Some Ladies Are Fu;ck;ing Wicked by MsPotato(f): 8:24am On Mar 14, 2011

Pornodude:

@gabry- one thing i know is that i aint fathering no gaddem bas.tard. no be today yansh dey for back. .

Than stop making love to the wrong woman already! angry

Re: Some Ladies Are Fu;ck;ing Wicked by Nobody: 8:25am On Mar 14, 2011

Ms. Potato:

Than stop making love tot eh wrong woman already!

That's only half of the problem. Tell him to use protection since he didn't see Mrs. Chima and I say it the first 87145612975456 times.

Re: Some Ladies Are Fu;ck;ing Wicked by MsPotato(f): 8:28am On Mar 14, 2011

ogugua88:

That's only half of the problem. Tell him to use protection since he didn't see Mrs. Chima and I say it the first 87145612975456 times.

I know of some guys whom doesnt like using protection cause it irritating. Therefore these kinda men should learn how to do premature ejaculation or some sort. I forggoten whats it called embarassed

Re: Some Ladies Are Fu;ck;ing Wicked by Nobody: 8:29am On Mar 14, 2011

Ms. Potato:

I know of some guys whom doesnt like using protection cause it irritating. Therefore these kinda men should learn how to do premature expulsion or some sort. I forggoten whats it called

Smh no. They simply shouldn't have sex until they're married or ready to have children. Or both, whichever they prefer.

Re: Some Ladies Are Fu;ck;ing Wicked by InkedNerd(f): 8:31am On Mar 14, 2011

Ms. Potato:

I know of some guys whom doesnt like using protection cause it irritating. Therefore these kinda men should learn how to do premature expulsion or some sort. I forggoten whats it called

That doesn't actually work. A lot of guys think the "pull out" method is a sure fire plan but its not. You'd only be setting yourself up for failure sad

Re: Some Ladies Are Fu;ck;ing Wicked by MsPotato(f): 8:36am On Mar 14, 2011

ogugua88:

Smh no. They simply shouldn't have sex until they're married or ready to have children. Or both, whichever they prefer.

Its not that easy ooo. . . . . I was a virgin when I first dated my bf and I waited for the day I got married but during the process of waiting I couldnt stand it. JUst looking at him alreayd gets me Hot and its a feeling I couldnt resist. I hold it for a year and after a year I couldnt take it no more. U see Ive never had this kinda feelings towards any other guy but this guy is too hard to resist. He just makes me want to 4uck him ooo. . . Its hard to explain but thats how I honestly feel.

Inked_Nerd:

That doesn't actually work. A lot of guys think the "pull out" method is a sure fire plan but its not. You'd only be setting yourself up for failure

My dear. I talking from personal expereinces.

Re: Some Ladies Are Fu;ck;ing Wicked by Nobody: 8:38am On Mar 14, 2011

Oh my gawd.

Re: Some Ladies Are Fu;ck;ing Wicked by Nobody: 8:38am On Mar 14, 2011

abeg if any guy tells you to utilize the pullout method, pls run like the hounds of hell are after you cos when it is the time to pull out, na that time the thing go sweet the guys pass and na that time him go pull in even more. abeg dont even consider that method o!

@gabry- thanks for always being honest and truthful about your health sexual life. naija girls will continue to pretend that they dont even have pussssy, talkless of having sex. rubbish!!! angry

Re: Some Ladies Are Fu;ck;ing Wicked by Tingles(m): 8:50am On Mar 14, 2011

Coitus interruptus takes self control.

Re: Some Ladies Are Fu;ck;ing Wicked by InkedNerd(f): 8:50am On Mar 14, 2011

Ms. Potato:

Its not that easy ooo. . . . . I was a virgin when I first dated my bf and I waited for the day I got married but during the process of waiting I couldnt stand it. JUst looking at him alreayd gets me Hot and its a feeling I couldnt resist. I hold it for a year and after a year I couldnt take it no more. U see Ive never had this kinda feelings towards any other guy but this guy is too hard to resist. He just makes me want to 4uck him ooo. . . Its hard to explain but thats how I honestly feel.

Your married?

Ms. Potato:

My dear. I talking from personal expereinces.

Re: Some Ladies Are Fu;ck;ing Wicked by MsPotato(f): 9:04am On Mar 14, 2011

ogugua88:

Oh my gawd.

Yup! I have said it and thats why I posted what I posted earlier

Pornodude:

@gabry- thanks for always being honest and truthful about your health sexual life. naija girls will continue to pretend that they dont even have pussssy, talkless of having sex. rubbish!!!

My dear, I dont blame anyone if they are to tell me that Im odd. U know, I just realize today that I am actually a freak in bed! I honestly think all this while having sex once a day is too minimal and it should be done at least twice a day. One in the early morning and one before sleep not untill my mom talk to me today about my how weird that her son and daughter (they both are married) were talking about sex life. Its funny. I

It was sumthing like this

Son: Mom, I need to tell u sumthin
Mom: yes son?
Son: I dont know when is my wife going to get pregnant. We did sex once last month
Son's wife walks through the door and heard that last sentence her husband has to say and she said
Son's wife: Says who we did once last month? We did it TWICE!

And Im like WTF!!! shocked

Once a month? Twice a month? Are u kidding me??

Check this out!

Daughter: MOm I need to talk to you
Mom: Yes dear?
Daughter: I dont know why I have not gotten pregnant yet
Mom: Hmmm. . . U should check your fertility
Daughter: Hmmm. . . I have done that and no probs there. Well, we have sex once a week or once in two weeks which is more than enough.
Mom: Wow! That many times? U must be sexually active!

DAMN! Was I embarras to even discuss how I do it with my bf!!! embarassed

I had to lie to them I dont know anything about sex afraid they kight think Im a sexoholic! shocked

Inked_Nerd:

Your married?

No Im not. What made u think that I am? shocked

Re: Some Ladies Are Fu;ck;ing Wicked by InkedNerd(f): 9:08am On Mar 14, 2011

Ms. Potato:

No Im not. What made u think that I am?

It was because you said "I was a virgin when I first dated my bf and I waited for the day I got married".

Re: Some Ladies Are Fu;ck;ing Wicked by MsPotato(f): 9:10am On Mar 14, 2011

Inked_Nerd:

It was because you said "I was a virgin when I first dated my bf and I waited for the day I got married".

Oops! LOL!. I mean I intended to wait till the day I got married but guess after a year of dating, it didnt happen grin

Re: Some Ladies Are Fu;ck;ing Wicked by InkedNerd(f): 9:12am On Mar 14, 2011

Ms. Potato:

Oops! LOL!. I mean I intended to wait till the day I got married but guess after a year of dating, it didnt happen

Oooooh ok I see wink

Re: Some Ladies Are Fu;ck;ing Wicked by 190: 9:25am On Mar 14, 2011

Pornodude:

@190- how your own be naw? shey u don become my enemy now no be so? this one whey u dey yab me so? na wa o. its funny how friends turn into new foes. how runs now?

Re: Some Ladies Are Fu;ck;ing Wicked by Nobody: 9:53am On Mar 14, 2011

190:

oh sorrhie, i forgot that u aint the 190 i used to know. the new 190 is a bot. grin

Re: Some Ladies Are Fu;ck;ing Wicked by 190: 9:59am On Mar 14, 2011

Pornodude:

oh sorrhie, i forgot that u aint the 190 i used to know. the new 190 is a bot.

Are you concerned about 190 been a bot or your HIV status man

how can you eat your ex's soup not knowing where shes been all these years

this is why most times i always get tired with you nigerians undecided

Re: Some Ladies Are Fu;ck;ing Wicked by Tosinville(m): 10:01am On Mar 14, 2011

lol

Re: Some Ladies Are Fu;ck;ing Wicked by Brite02(m): 10:16am On Mar 14, 2011

Pornodude:

abeg if any guy tells you to utilize the pullout method, pls run like the hounds of hell are after you cos when it is the time to pull out, na that time the thing go sweet the guys pass and na that time him go pull in even more. abeg dont even consider that method o!

@gabry- thanks for always being honest and truthful about your health sexual life. naija girls will continue to pretend that they dont even have pussssy, talkless of having sex. rubbish!!!

too much sweetness, yeah too much sweetness tongue

just like in the case of a malawan man that of it. At that point of ectasy and sweetness there is no telling what one can do- mostly, the amateurs in sexually falls for this kind of pulling-in-tinga.

No doubt our 9ja girls pretend alot i guess they're still in their primitive mind and attitude towards sex.

Re: Some Ladies Are Fu;ck;ing Wicked by Areosapien(f): 10:23am On Mar 14, 2011

lol! ;d

Re: Some Ladies Are Fu;ck;ing Wicked by bobbyray(m): 3:48pm On Mar 14, 2011

@poster, i wan kill myself with lafter for here, see the way u arrange ur story self, e show say u too Bleep the girl and she no want anytin more than ur weapon of mass destruction, she doesnt need ur love, she needs ur dickies

Re: Some Ladies Are Fu;ck;ing Wicked by Ranoscky(m): 4:30pm On Mar 14, 2011

Op, na wa for u oo! So, with what youri username implies, u stil dey panic say gal get belle for u, ni?

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