A crippled man was accused of stealing a bag of salt and was charged to court. After hearing the prosecuting and defense counsels, the judge said:

Judge: The prosecuting counsel has failed to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that this crippled man actually stole the salt. Besides, how on earth could he have carried it without help? I hereby discharge and acquit the accused and order that he takes the bag of salt with 20, 000.
The crippled man quickly jumped out from the soap box, lifted the bag of salt perfectly and set out of the court room.
The judge said oohhhh come back here man, it is obvious that you actually stole the salt,

Funny!

ohhhh!!! So the man is not actually crippled, I like It!,

Hmmn.