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Blind Jamican by sutoboy(m): 10:32pm On Mar 19, 2011
A blind Jamaican went to a restaurant. 'Menu sir?' asked the owner. 'Mi blind, just bring one ah ya dirrrty forks, mi will smell it & then order.' The owner went over & got a used fork. The blind man smelt the fork, took a deep breath & said: 'Yes, mi want rice with jerk fish.' 'Unbelievable!' thought the owner. The blind man ate &, left. Two weeks later, the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to see how good the blind man's smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Marcia was cooking. He said: 'Marci, I need a favor. Pls rub this fork in ur pussy!' which she did. He then goes & gives the blind man the fork. The blind man smells it & says: 'Raaas claat!, mi never know marcia work here!'=))
Re: Blind Jamican by oderemo(m): 11:05pm On Mar 19, 2011
that is some blood klat shit right there/ very funny grin grin grin
Re: Blind Jamican by Nobody: 11:51pm On Mar 19, 2011
marcia don finish oooooooooo,perfect!!!!!!Kip it comin Boss
Re: Blind Jamican by labaks(f): 1:57pm On Mar 20, 2011
undecided
Re: Blind Jamican by eghost247(m): 9:13am On Mar 21, 2011
sutoboy:

A blind Jamaican went to a restaurant. 'Menu sir?' asked the owner. 'Mi blind, just bring one ah ya dirrrty forks, mi will smell it & then order.' The owner went over & got a used fork. The blind man smelt the fork, took a deep breath & said: 'Yes, mi want rice with jerk fish.' 'Unbelievable!' thought the owner. The blind man ate &, left. Two weeks later, the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to see how good the blind man's smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Marcia was cooking. He said: 'Marci, I need a favor. Pls rub this fork in your kitty!' which she did. He then goes & gives the blind man the fork. The blind man smells it & says: 'Raaas claat!, mi never know marcia work here!'=))
marcia lol
Re: Blind Jamican by Ranoscky(m): 11:32am On Mar 21, 2011
sutoboy:

A blind Jamaican went to a restaurant. 'Menu sir?' asked the owner. 'Mi blind, just bring one ah ya dirrrty forks, mi will smell it & then order.' The owner went over & got a used fork. The blind man smelt the fork, took a deep breath & said: 'Yes, mi want rice with jerk fish.' 'Unbelievable!' thought the owner. The blind man ate &, left. Two weeks later, the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to see how good the blind man's smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Marcia was cooking. He said: 'Marci, I need a favor. Pls rub this fork in your kitty!' which she did. He then goes & gives the blind man the fork. The blind man smells it & says: 'Raaas claat!, mi never know marcia work here!'=))
Funny that! grin

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