Some Years Ago There Is Dis Lady Whom I Know. We Were Friends. She Is A Mother Of 4 Now. We Do Chat Together & Share Life Issues Together. Whenever She Had Issues With Her Guy, She Would Tell Me & I Would Advise Her On How To Resolve D Issue. She Would Follow My Instructions & D Issues She Had With Her Guy Would Be Resolved & Dey Would Live Happily & Friendly Again. Her Guy Knows Me As Her Friend. So, Anytime She Starts Behaving D Way He Doesn't Like, Her Guy Would Tell Me To Talk To Her (D Lady) So Dat She Would Change Her Behaviour Which Irritates Him. I Would Do So, Den Dey Would Start Living Happily & Friendly Again. So One Day, As Me & Dis Her Guy Were Chatting. He Told Me Something In Pidgin Language Dat Astonished Me. He Said, "Abeg No Fvck My Wife" I Was Astonished By His Statement But I Just Acted As If I Wasn't Astonished. I Nodded My Head In Agreement To His Statement "Abeg No Fvck My Wife" Even Though I Didn't Understand What He Meant Cuz, It Sounded Weird To Me. 2wks Later, In Morning, I Was Just In My Room Lying On My Meditating On Things To Do. B4 I Knew What Was Happening, Dis Lady Came To My Door Post & Called Me. When I Came Out, Behold It Was She. She Was Wearing A Short Gown, Showing Her Laps. I Was Very Sure Dat D Only Thing Under Her Gown Was A Pant. I Was Astonished Because I Haven't Seen Her Dressed Dat Way B4 To See Me. While I Was Looking At Her So Astonished. To My Surprise, She Said She Wants To Enter My Kitchen To Cook 4 Me. Just Imagine, With Her Short Gown, Showing All Her Laps & Braless Boobs. Everything Were Just Visible To D Eyes. See Me, See Trouble Ooo. It Was Den I Remembered What Her Guy Told Me, "Abeg No Fvck My Wife". She Den Asked Me If I Av A Stove. I Said Yes, But I Av Just Finished Cooking & Eaten B4 She Came. I Told Her Dat I Was Abt Going Out B4 She Came. Dat Was How I Escaped Her Snare. No Be Small Thing Oo. Guys If U Av Related Experience, U Can Share.

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