topcatking:
Landlady looked at me, sighed and said "I have 5 daughters & their father does not joke with them" she shook her head and murmured to herself in yoruba "hope it's not problem I want to cause for myself like this"

Eldest daughter came downstairs, checked me out, then began to form activity.

Got the crib, on the 5th day, got the eldest. Number 2 turned up... Well what can I say? I'm all for equal opportunities

If ur property that is not inside ur room but is inside the compound got stolen including your generator anything at all dont complain or you will be given quit notice. 16 Afam street Dline phc.

Uchelyn30:
What is the weirdest rule a landlord/Lady has ever given you?

That i should not Pack my car inside his fenced compound

Ghostmode2two:
Landlady told me not to bring any woman to the house as she has beautiful daughters around that one can pick from. I was like, unto wetin nah!!!

Holiii holiii hoooliiii

Back then, my landlady before she will give you her house, you must have dvd, colored TV to avoid one tenants entering each other rooms,she told us one tenant use TV and vcd then to inpregnate another tenant wife.

wuta:
Hello nairalanders please I need help on how to get my order from aliexpress after waiting for a long time after the proposed delivery date has expired

Open a dispute
You know how you can do that right?

JaneYave:
No,I don't. Please,don' get me wrong,a tenancy agreement is cool if it goes well with the agreed parties.

It makes sense. Thanks

Mitsurugi:



Oh! I was at Daddy Onyeama, UNEC

Ndi uwa
Mine was Margret Cartwright unn

[/quote][quote author=ibnlawal post=96928025]A topic very similar to this to this made FP few days ago. I can't help buh wonder why this also made FP, Is NL finally losing its touch?
And how in God's name did this make FP within few minutes of posting? Where are the moderators? There are more important topics that should make FP buh are being ignored by the learned moderators.

Their motive for taking it to front page is to attract traffic shikenan!

Don't use tissue to clean your butt after using the toilet,use water instead to avoid the soak away to get filled fast

JaneYave:
Simply put, there is a way you carry on with your life that even Landlord celebrates seeing you let alone make rule for you. It is when they can always see you that they behave anyhow.

You are right cos back then my landlord once asked why is it that i have never brought any Girl in 3 years

EbonyCy:
Mine likes shutting his tenants up...u dare have no opinion...Imagine paying our october bill and for wateva reason he didn't pay it or he paid & didn't paste it on the gate.NEPA came & cut light this man asked us to pay reconnection fee,the stupid ones claiming good tenants dat don't no dia right has paid but me tell am say I no go pay cos i paid my bills before NEPA come cut d light..He is insisting I must pay or he go cut my light off...Pls is he right cos I'm bent on not paying that

Did you pay?

modsAREuselesss:
i swear if u tell me where the house dey i go move to there next week

Hahahahaha. Nah Lagos the house dey, Magodo Phase 2. You like kpekus like this? Hahahahahahahaha