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3 Jobless Men by Manchelsea(m): 11:16am On Mar 27, 2011
3 men, a yoruba, igbo nd hausa lookn 4 job went 2 pig house. D pig owner said dat any of them dat feeds d pigs for 5mins without covering his mouth gets d job. 1st d hausa entad 1m 2m 3m 4m 5m then rushed out. 2nd d igbo 1m 2m 3m rushed no i cant. Then d yoruba entad 1m 2m 3m 4m 5m 6m 7m 8m all d pigs rushed out shouting d man smells badly
Re: 3 Jobless Men by yinkalink(f): 12:52pm On Mar 27, 2011
Now i undastand.
Re: 3 Jobless Men by Nobody: 1:03pm On Mar 27, 2011
There's only one jobless man and that is the poster of the thread.
Re: 3 Jobless Men by yinkalink(f): 1:10pm On Mar 27, 2011
Lol.
Re: 3 Jobless Men by EfemenaXY: 3:42pm On Mar 27, 2011
Manchelsea:

3 men, a yoruba, igbo nd hausa lookn 4 job went 2 pig house. D pig owner said dat any of them dat feeds d pigs for 5mins without covering his mouth gets d job. 1st d hausa entad 1m 2m 3m 4m 5m then rushed out. 2nd d igbo 1m 2m 3m rushed no i cant. Then d yoruba entad 1m 2m 3m 4m 5m 6m 7m 8m all d pigs rushed out shouting d man smells badly

The heck!! grin grin grin

@poster loving your joke - still laughing!! cheesy cheesy

I just wish it didn't have the tribalistic twist to it you know - not nice to generalise a whole tribe. . .
Re: 3 Jobless Men by StudioCFR(m): 9:20pm On Mar 27, 2011
u can do better than this POSTER!


*No Ofience*
Re: 3 Jobless Men by nanidee(f): 10:18pm On Mar 27, 2011
lol, grin grin grin
Re: 3 Jobless Men by chima2011: 8:27am On Mar 28, 2011
Nice one poster
Re: 3 Jobless Men by shakara4u(m): 9:09am On Mar 28, 2011
hmmm, cool though
Re: 3 Jobless Men by Nobody: 12:50pm On Mar 28, 2011
Creative joke, love it wink

But erh. . . Ur name suggests sumfyn 'jobless' undecided
Re: 3 Jobless Men by kodylicky(f): 1:20pm On Mar 28, 2011
ok joke but like Efe said u shouldnt generalize a whole tribe,

anyway get ready for some tongue lashing. . . lol
Re: 3 Jobless Men by shakara4u(m): 2:08pm On Mar 28, 2011
anyway get ready for some tongue lashing. . . lol

lashing or licking? wink wink wink wink wink wink

sup?
Re: 3 Jobless Men by kodylicky(f): 2:39pm On Mar 28, 2011
@shakara
both

i m gud
hwz d day going?
Re: 3 Jobless Men by Nobody: 2:55pm On Mar 28, 2011
Kody am ok smiley
Re: 3 Jobless Men by Manchelsea(m): 3:33pm On Mar 28, 2011
my joke is vry funny,smart,d best. I dont need 2 b told. All those saying otherwise are bad belle pple. Fools, idiots, scaliwall, jobless.
Re: 3 Jobless Men by shakara4u(m): 3:39pm On Mar 28, 2011
anoda morona on d loose,


seun plzz create psyhco section,

abi who say ur joke no cool?

u kip ur dirty mouth begin d spew garbage,

Kody am ok

EL again!!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

i m gud
hwz d day going?

u wont believe wat i discovered today,

ope is rumour sha
Re: 3 Jobless Men by kodylicky(f): 3:55pm On Mar 28, 2011
shakara4u:

anoda morona on d loose,


seun plzz create psyhco section,

abi who say your joke no cool?

u kip your dirty mouth begin d spew garbage,

EL again!!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

u wont believe wat i discovered today,

ope is rumour sha

let me guess : u discovered u re actually a gal? lololol
just jokin

hope its something positive
Re: 3 Jobless Men by shakara4u(m): 3:59pm On Mar 28, 2011
nooooooooooooooo

u threatend to report me to my sweet(yinka)d oda day

waz at badosky spa,for a quick massage,

n rumour has it that the twins am xpectin my not b mine,

they mentioned EL's name too, jst confused wink wink wink wink wink wink
Re: 3 Jobless Men by StudioCFR(m): 4:07pm On Mar 28, 2011
shakara4u:

nooooooooooooooo

u threatend to report me to my sweet(yinka)d oda day



u are mad o

who u calling yo sweet?
Re: 3 Jobless Men by confiritch(m): 4:14pm On Mar 28, 2011
A tribalistic jobless person like the poster hardly go far in life. Tell us your tribe because you sound senseless.
Re: 3 Jobless Men by StudioCFR(m): 4:16pm On Mar 28, 2011
he's IBO
Re: 3 Jobless Men by parki: 4:19pm On Mar 28, 2011
my pipo i hail o, e don tey, i see u studio weyrey grin
Re: 3 Jobless Men by shakara4u(m): 4:20pm On Mar 28, 2011
u are mad o

who u calling yo sweet?

young man free me now

na my fault say she gree for me


mstweeeeeeeeeeee
Re: 3 Jobless Men by parki: 4:23pm On Mar 28, 2011
wey ben10 dey? tell him i am back. , . . the guy don ban ban me him don tire,
Re: 3 Jobless Men by kodylicky(f): 4:31pm On Mar 28, 2011
shakara4u:

nooooooooooooooo

u threatend to report me to my sweet(yinka)d oda day

waz at badosky spa,for a quick massage,

n rumour has it that the twins am xpectin my not b mine,

they mentioned EL's name too, jst confused wink wink wink wink wink wink
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
wow dis is real tatafo
i wouldn't suspect El ooo
u sure say no be studio cos una too dey fight lipsrsealed
dont worry DNA test still dey.

@ stud
hope say u never trespass?
Re: 3 Jobless Men by shakara4u(m): 4:46pm On Mar 28, 2011
wow dis is real tatafo
i wouldn't suspect El ooo
u sure say no be studio cos una too dey fight
dont worry DNA test still dey.

@ stud
hope say u never trespass?

have not confirmed sha,

besides have not seen wifey for days,

no mention dat dimwit, inside our discussion

patiently countin on d test though,

lets c d kid first, besides wot u change dat weavon

u can check out Badowskis spa, tyt place
Re: 3 Jobless Men by Elnuk34(m): 5:18pm On Mar 28, 2011
You missed you Doctor's appointment. Moroooon.
Re: 3 Jobless Men by Arcani: 5:32pm On Mar 28, 2011
Unexplainably annoying. . . . .

































































































































and funny Though   grin
Re: 3 Jobless Men by Manchelsea(m): 6:54pm On Mar 28, 2011
A tribalistic jobless person like the poster hardly go far in life. Tell
us your tribe because you sound senseless. Well am from the most industrious, talented, knowlegable tribe. I guess by now u shld know what am talking about. But since u re a punk let me tell u am proudly IGBO,
Re: 3 Jobless Men by nich(m): 7:37pm On Mar 28, 2011
ehen! so the pigs spoke? damn!
Re: 3 Jobless Men by parki: 8:00pm On Mar 28, 2011
*skipping comments*
Re: 3 Jobless Men by StudioCFR(m): 10:25pm On Mar 28, 2011
kody-licky:

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
wow dis is real tatafo
i wouldn't suspect El ooo
u sure say no be studio cos una too dey fight lipsrsealed
dont worry DNA test still dey.

@ stud
hope say u never trespass?


sometimes, i wonder if dia's any other thing u sabi do apart from gossip and spreading wicked rumourz.

Mtchew!





shakara4u:

have not confirmed sha,

besides have not seen wifey for days,

no mention dat dimwit, inside our discussion

patiently countin on d test though,

lets c d kid first,




Yes!

I gave her what u could'nt give her.

(I showered her lotsa love and good phuck)

Her belle don swell up/ and now u come dey find me everywhere with police.

Is it my fault dat u not man enough to impregnate a woman?

Ok enough said.

I wont waste the whole of my time replying a person who's already down.


Mtchew

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