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Pastor And His Church Members by justmoore: 4:03pm On Mar 27, 2011
One day pastor was taking his Church members to somewhere for crusade across lake.
They were taking canoe across the lake and at the middle of the lake pastor started singing and the church member were answering him.

PASTOR: Jesus Power!
MEMBERS: Super Power!!!!
PASTOR: Ogboni Power!
MEMBERS: Yeye Power!!!!
PASTOR: Herbalist Power!
MEMBERS: Yeye Power!!!!!!!!
PASTOR: Juju Power!
MEMBERS: Yeye Power!!!!!!!!
PASTOR: Osun Power!
MEMBERS: Yeye Power!!!!!!!!
PASTOR: Sango Power!
MEMBERS: Yeye Power!!!!!!!!
Pastor mentioned all kinds of powers and the members were happy answering him, suddenly pastor said.
PASTOR: Mamy Water Power!
MEMBERS: "they were quiet"
PASTOR said it again and nobody answered, pastor now said, ah! ah! nobody is singing again what happened? And one of them responded;
MEMBER: "PASTOR! PASTOR!! AH! AH! YOU KNOW SAY NA MIDDLE OF WATER WE DEY, PASTOR I BEG! MAKE WE CROSS THIS WATER FIRST"
Re: Pastor And His Church Members by EfemenaXY: 4:12pm On Mar 27, 2011
^^ Lol!!

Nice 1 @poster cheesy
Re: Pastor And His Church Members by yinkalink(f): 6:40pm On Mar 27, 2011
Hahahaha. Funny.
Re: Pastor And His Church Members by StudioCFR(m): 9:16pm On Mar 27, 2011
i'm still searching for the joke
Re: Pastor And His Church Members by chima2011: 8:31am On Mar 28, 2011
Studio keep searching 4 d joke u may see it under ur bed
Re: Pastor And His Church Members by flexystar(f): 4:30pm On Mar 28, 2011
chima2011:

Studio keep searching 4 d joke u may see it under your bed
lol cheesy cheesy cheesy, omo ur mouth no get lid
Re: Pastor And His Church Members by Arcani: 5:14pm On Mar 28, 2011
Hmm
Re: Pastor And His Church Members by vincent10(m): 8:48pm On Mar 28, 2011
You try small sha!
Re: Pastor And His Church Members by BabaIbada: 11:21pm On Mar 28, 2011
Nice one there
Re: Pastor And His Church Members by justmoore: 8:03am On Apr 01, 2011
Thnx 2 u all

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