Chilled drinkeeeee
not yoghurt haba,please don't spoil me oh ##adjusting my long skirt and head-tie,looking for bible##

Unfortunately for Goldie, my chilled yoghurt is reserved for Anna sweet on wedding night

Goldieluks:

Chilled drinkeeeee
not yoghurt haba,please don't spoil me oh ##adjusting my long skirt and head-tie,looking for bible##

Sorry Goldie, which church did u say u attend
Please, carry Iya along, she needs it badly

i don spoil be dat abi

Nope please, as in em em em em em em em is long u have went gone to church

dave2:


Sorry Goldie, which church did u say u attend
Please, carry Iya along, she needs it badly

Dave my Pastor asked me to invite you to my church,
he says you need some anointing,before your wedding day.

please when coming,come with '65 yrs old goat head,Tilapia fish,three white ducks,fresh tomato and pepper,a bag of onions,five tubers of yam,salt,a packet of star maggi cube,gas cylinder and some fire woods'' plus 2 million Naira for total cleansing.

oh boi! see obtaining

Goldieluks:







Dave my Pastor asked me to invite you to my church,
he says you need some anointing,before your wedding day.

please when coming,come with '65 yrs old goat head,Tilapia fish,three white ducks,fresh tomato and pepper,a bag of onions,five tubers of yam,salt,a packet of star maggi cube,gas cylinder and some fire woods'' plus 2 million Naira for total cleansing.

Which kind church be that and what is the name of the church
So, this kind church dey oyinbo land too?

Goldieluks:







Dave my Pastor asked me to invite you to my church,
he says you need some anointing,before your wedding day.

please when coming,come with '65 yrs old goat head,T[b]ilapia fish,three white ducks,fresh tomato and pepper,a bag of onions,five tubers of yam,salt,a packet of star maggi cube,gas cylinder and some fire woods'' [/b] plus 2 million Naira for total cleansing.

this got me cracking! ur pastor want chop yam porridge

the name of the church is ''Chimeze and sons company Ltd.









Iya porrige ke,the pastor wan do cleansing for Dave head.

Wrong address

Address ke,who need your address,your name alone,is enough for the cleansing.

Goldieluks:

the name of the church is ''Chimeze and sons company Ltd.
Iya porrige ke,the pastor wan do cleansing for Dave head.

i know that church, they ve a parish branch in Onitcha Main Market
Aw is everybody 2day
Iya,
last nite was

Na Goldie boyfriend get the company church
We are fine ooo Yusuf, why did u wake up so late now

Goodmorning my neighbors except Yusuf!

Dave ask Yusuf ,he had been to the church before,but i don't think Iya knows about it.

Anna, i don't get it, did i do somtin wrong?

U call me a 419ner,and mOck my love for Dave by saying that he is subscribing to my love
I told u to stay off my path!

Anna love, please pardon Yusuf, u know he is your in-law

Anna, i'm sorry

Yusuf, which kind of card is this
Please, i dont like it

dave2:

Yusuf, which kind of card is this
Please, i dont like it

Yusuf loves Anna,can't you see?

Nope, he does not, he only sent a harmless card to aplologize.
Goldie, let me arrange a nice looking guy for you

dave2:

Nope, he does not, he only sent a harmless card to aplologize.
Goldie, let me arrange a nice looking guy for you

nope,arrange yourself for me.

Goldieluks:




nope,arrange yourself for me.

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Am a no-go zone.
Back offfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

dave2:

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Am a no-go zone.
Back offfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

shut up
and please stop flashing my phone,im not MTN.

Am not even aware u have a handset

dave2:

Am not even aware u have a handset

No i have a mobile,not handset.duh!

Whatever, cos i only know u go make and receive calls through public/paid phones at the back of Iya's house

hahahahahaha ewu
in as much i as hate to laff @this^^

you guys are making too much noise in here. my honey is watching House husbands of Hollywood