Florentine: Area.......I hail oo....I tro way salute......Una wel done oo....My warri boys,,una Bam wel wel......but ds one wen una dey yab we girls so,,,ee no gel @ al oo....Make una try put una mouth for Pit toilet.......

sexkillz: Smh.

acidtalk:

Sango, Shopono, Amadioha and Esuwobata go hold emergency meeting on how to 'discombulate' that hand wey you use type that nonsense. You no sabi read instruction?

sexkillz: It's 'discombobulate'. . .

acidtalk:

Okay sir.
Next time you go talk say "na discombobulate". No english for here.

By the way, where for this earth you pick that english from?

nuattitude74: Dat is eh, I taya for 9ja babes sha ! Especially the ones wey dey enta any car wey offer dem lift. For Lekki Yesterday na so one babe begin hala for night " I HAVE BEEN ROBBED O ! OMG ! Ye MO GBE ! I'm DEAD " etc etc. When dem ask her wetin happen she say one guy give her lift from CMS and when dem reach Lekki the guy pretend as if the car get problem and tell her make she come down help am push d car to start. Na so the babe come down and as she try to push the car, shuo, na so the guy start the car and JOIN BREEZE ( to Zoom off, disappear ) with the babe Bag ! When dem ask her wetin dey her bag say she carry 298 Thooooousand Naira! People begin hiss mtcheww, mtcheww ! Dem ask her why she nor take drop to Lekki. She say na because the guy look nice and she nor expect say na ominla the guy go be !

Hilarity. . .

nuattitude74: Dat is eh, I taya for 9ja babes sha ! Especially the ones wey dey enta any car wey offer dem lift. For Lekki Yesterday na so one babe begin hala for night " I HAVE BEEN ROBBED O ! OMG ! Ye MO GBE ! I'm DEAD " etc etc. When dem ask her wetin happen she say one guy give her lift from CMS and when dem reach Lekki the guy pretend as if the car get problem and tell her make she come down help am push d car to start. Na so the babe come down and as she try to push the car, shuo, na so the guy start the car and JOIN BREEZE ( to Zoom off, disappear ) with the babe Bag ! When dem ask her wetin dey her bag say she carry 298 Thooooousand Naira! People begin hiss mtcheww, mtcheww ! Dem ask her why she nor take drop to Lekki. She say na because the guy look nice and she nor expect say na ominla the guy go be !

nuattitude74: Chai ! Dem ask the babe which kain car the guy dey drive and she say NA HONDA CIVIC. Naim one guy say "HONDA CIVIC" !? " Dat means na AUTOMATIC na" ! Shuo ! See me see 9ja babe wey wan push-start Automatic car O ! The babe open mouth to talk but didnt quite make it. Na so she BURST CRY !

acidtalk: Dem don use 'forming' scatter all of una head.

So because na time for pidgin now all of una come dey form butty? Una papa.

Whereas na people wey grow up for Mushin, Agege, Orile, Ijora badia, Okomaiko, Akute, Abule Egba, Bariga and Ajegunle full here.

Who una wan come form for?

*WAKA*

millinmax2:


My Brother i tire for dem all o..

Beync: My brother that shnap wey u drink dis evenin don expire tey tey, check the bottom u go see am. If owu dey woryy u, talk am, I no dey stingy.

Shollypopz: So, for your mind u be female counselor abi??!! Abeg! if u no get beta thing talk, u no fit dey chop epa keep ur mouth buzy?

annawhite: Shuo na so
See as all dis small small boys dey form meeting for we head
Una don do yahoo yahoo finish
Who no like beta thing

acidtalk:

Babe abeg I no mind. I go manage 12 alomo bitters, 2 shinapp, 1 keg of opa eyin, 1 crate of baba dudu aka the real man. And you go follow find 2 nice okpeke babes.

Beync: shior, na for my head u won get pot belly? All these drinks sef don reach to do traditional wedding for one umunna village in otukpo state.

Royal-VII:
..Pidgeon English?.....

Fhhuck Outa Hea.

Royal-VII:
Wer diese unwissenden Narren, der gegen korrektes Englisch sprechenden Menschen diskriminiert zugunsten der ungenauen Skizze schlecht codiert sein.


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acidtalk:

Pray make you no jam irobobo man, na3 years house rent he go drink finish for one sitting.