acidtalk:

Tah! Get away there.
No free beer for you tonight. Go carry money come if you wan shack.

Brite02:

*brings out check & writes* oya take dz 4ya trouble... One beer plz, i dey catch oyi

amu ukwu:

Check for one bottle of beer, na so you don drink reach?

Brite02: er..r..m guy u want drink more, oya collect more bottles 4 my head :-P

ismaeel86: Guys see me see wahala o, i comot this night we dis my new malawi babe, bt i cant believe my eyes, dis babe don finish six bottles of stella in less than an hour and she still dey smile make i order for more, when me sef still dey romance one. this babe na bad market o.

freecocoa: I swear to you,jokes apart.

I'm really serious,it keeps saying"the -mobile customer you are calling isn't available at the moment" why i go play with that kind thing na?
*sad face*

acidtalk:

Abeg do come dey go.
Na so your Land Lord come with thugs that last time come find you here say you never pay your 2years house rent. Last week na your neighnor papa ekaette come with police come arrest you say no dey molest hi$ 13years old daughter ubong.

Na Only God know who go come find you here today. Abeg do come dey go. We no dey for wahala tonight.

Idowuogbo:

Dat na drunkie u carry o! Pele! Carry ur cross

Idowuogbo:

Dey dia! I dey use dry gin do eye drop, while I season chicken wiv Alabukun.All na highlife! U beta Jasi and recognise.

acidtalk:

Abeg do come dey go.
Na so your Land Lord come with thugs that last time come find you here say you never pay your 2years house rent. Last week na your neighnor papa ekaette come with police come arrest you say no dey molest hi$ 13years old daughter ubong.

Na Only God know who go come find you here today. Abeg do come dey go. We no dey for wahala tonight.

ayusbobs: Afta six bottles i no fit commot here o. E b lyk say na here i go dey till my eyes clear. Mehnnn i don high o,i no wan Bleep up o

2buff: I no get anybody time for hia.
I just come chop , watch small TV, then I go kon follow am with sharp fading.

Na who dey bring menu come?

Mutee: This room full reach teeth oh. Where this manbar abi na barman, give everybody one one pure water. All these old cargo wey dey form youngie, make una go read una books jor. As i dey come this place now i see one man wey thief six cows and him use okada pack all of them. Ehen, barman gimme one bottle of toothpick make i step down. Una think say i drink? I know wetin i dey talk oh.

egbeman1:

I done show!!!

Mynd_44: Noting like early morning shepe to clear the eye

No be only to clear eye, but to kill worm wen dey belle.

Na im my papa dey deceive me say shepe no good?

sexkillz: No be only to clear eye, but to kill worm wen dey belle.

Na im my papa dey deceive me say shepe no good?

Urine:

You get mouth!

ismaeel86:

can u imagine, she even say the night never start, she don dey ping her friends, and she dey smile, abi she wan call her friends... that will be an application of a dagger to the heart... i swear if her friends come i go enter toilet and i go miss, thank God i no dey go there often

acidtalk:


Guy seriously you no dey try at all. Oya just throw the thing for floor.

Mynd_44: Noting like early morning shepe to clear the eye

egbeman1:

But na dat one dey kill pass oooo!!!!