fuckherlord:

nice name

married mail me i will answer your questions

I beg madam na beer parlour be this..U go sit down for my side tonight?,,,,Acidtalk i don carry money come o me wan pay my debt make i come drink more.. Dj Play some music i beggy jare

acidtalk:

Guy, the psychiatric home dey across no be here. You don miss road of where you dey go.

After you.

millinmax2:

I beg madam na beer parlour be this..U go sit down for my side tonight?,,,,Acidtalk i don carry money come o me wan pay my debt make i come drink more.. Dj Play some music i beggy jare

The money never complete but I go manage this one for tonight.

Dj go play for one wake keep for kaduna. Dem say na Bomb kill the deceased. Na God go save us for this country.

Mutee:

After you.

Even though I dey collect money from people to help them fill form and write letter, I never help person fill Patient form for psychiatrist hospital before.

Beg 190 make him follow you. Na him specialty be that.

acidtalk:

Even though I dey collect money from people to help them fill form and write letter, I never help person fill Patient form for psychiatrist hospital before.

Beg 190 make him follow you. Na him specialty be that.

How far the parole?

All join na,,carry goat tie am rope and carry rope tie goat na d same d same,all join jahe,,my big men dem una fada una jos kwansho like say na ojuju calabar u c,

WTF am i doing here?? I need to get off these drugs!

acidtalk: OKAY LADIES MAKE UNA OPEN YOUR TWO EARS WIDE OPEN AND HEAR WETIN WE WAN TELL UNA AS E BE SAY UNA NO DEY UNDERSTAND OUR ENGLISH, WE GO TALK AM FOR PIGIN


NOTE :Na ONLY PIDGIN Make Una Take Respond.

If You No Want Make Amadioha Pay You Visit no contribute if you no get wetin to talk.


*No be every man wey dey drive car get money. Some of them be driver, some na their papa car, some na their friend car, some na their neighbor car, some even steal the car sef.Be careful make them no catch you inside car with armed robber because na only man wey get car you wan follow.

* Marriage no be by force, if man say him no wan do again, make una no threaten to kill am. Like that woman wey chase her bobo with knife enter police yard, now na kirikiri she dey chop meal.

*You say you no fit follow small boy. Shey you don forget say that aristo wey you dey follow today na small boy him sef be yesterday. No dey look down on those bobo wey dey toast you today, you no know wetin dem go be tomorrow.

*No be every girl wey stand for road be ashewo. If you open leg because you dey expect brazillian hair, Blackberry, Gucci bag, Prada perf or pocket money after the 'action' you sef be ashewo.

*try dey take yourself out small, even if na mama put. That way una no go dey order like Oliver Twist when him carry una commot.

*Dey try spend small for your man, no be say na just to dey collect from am una sabi.

*No think say all boys wey toast you come for marriage. We wan study you before we for fit talk of marriage.

*Man wey dey find wife no go take you serious if you put pancake for you face like drawing board and wear cloth like say the material no reach. Na only boyfriend you fit find with that kin look.
If you wan marry, begin dress and act like wife material no be like ashewo for allen.

*You sef dey try buy small small thing for your man even if na small body spray. Shame no dey catch you if na just to dey collect from am una sabi.


LADIES MAKE UNA ALSO FEEL FREE TO TALK UNA MIND BUT NO FORGET SAY NA PIGIN ONLY OH!

LWKMD!!! @bolded/red

Blue is SOOOOO true though!!

millinmax2:

I beg madam na beer parlour be this..U go sit down for my side tonight?,,,,Acidtalk i don carry money come o me wan pay my debt make i come drink more.. Dj Play some music i beggy jare

if I sit down for your side you go marry me

quick marriage dey las vegas

correct bar boku for las vegas

make we go reckless

egbeman1:


How far the parole?

@acidtalk, oya see customer don come. Fill form foram make you direct am.

barman, wia u dey? I need 3 bottles of beer make i enter the spirit mode 4 church.. I hope say dos drunkard neva finish my balance..for d check wey i gv u?

fuckherlord:

if I sit down for your side you go marry me

quick marriage dey las vegas

correct bar boku for las vegas

make we go reckless

Okay make I answer your prayers. I go marry you. Wey pastor make e come tie us together

Una don dey here dey shine eye dis morning.
Una well sited o.

shooo see dz barman o! Abi na 4get u 4get me or whaatt? Abeg bring my drink sharp sharp, u no hw e dey do me oh

Sijo01: Una don dey here dey shine eye dis morning.
Una well sited o.

Welcome. Na me dey order for here.
Barman, serve them round my maga don pay

Royal-VII:
..Pidgeon English?.....

Fhhuck Outa Hea.[/quote?[quote author=Royal-VII]..Pidgeon English?.....

Fhhuck Outa Hea.

Who be dis mugu?!!
See the way e spell "pidgin" self.

egbeman1:


How far the parole?

No worry.
I dey like straight forward and sincere people and you no come out clean.

Wetin dey to drop the thing you come dey give me nonsense condition say make I first add you. Either the whole yahns no be fact or you wan take pleasure in posting person.

MsDarkSkin:

LWKMD!!! @bolded/red

Blue is SOOOOO true though!!

Correct babe.
I know say you get sense well well and dey face fact. Other mumus dey vex say why you dey preach to dem.

Sit down make I give you shack. Wetin be your favorite brand?

[quote author=adonisgold][/quote]

No mind am, him come here come dey form whereas him papa na village teacher for Otukpro Oyiacha.

Brite02: barman, wia u dey? I need 3 bottles of beer make i enter the spirit mode 4 church.. I hope say dos drunkard neva finish my balance..for d check wey i gv u?

The cheque bounce big time.
Na God say those people for the microfinance bank sabi me if not na wahala e for be.

Them say the check leaflet na stolen one and say you forge the signature of the account owner. Anyway sha dem don dey find you.

Hmm nawao dis thread just dey scater my english from university of nairaland. Any way i hav to join d group but let me be asistant barman, d work is too much for acidtalk, no wonder na so money dey lost everyday.....*atending to cutomer *sir what do u care 4?

Barman don scam me, abeg assistant barman gv me 2 bottles of whisky make i carry go hauz go gv my visitors by monday i go balance u, u hear?

Brite02: Barman don scam me, abeg assistant barman gv me 2 bottles of whisky make i carry go hauz go gv my visitors by monday i go balance u, u hear?

You no get job, you no dey sell market so how you wan take pay me on monday?

Dey go abeg. If you no get cash no dey come here again for credit.

Mynd_44:
If you see, you fit handle am?

hahahaha!u want try me!

acidtalk:

You no get job, you no dey sell market so how you wan take pay me on monday?

Dey go abeg. If you no get cash no dey come here again for credit.

no fear barman, your oga no go kil u if u gv me this credit, e get runs wey dey 4 ground. When e click na you go smile pass

acidtalk:

No worry.
I dey like straight forward and sincere people and you no come out clean.

Wetin dey to drop the thing you come dey give me nonsense condition say make I first add you. Either the whole yahns no be fact or you wan take pleasure in posting person.

Bros u no impress me ooo! Upon the whole sign wey I give u...
Anyways na her pin dat sha,no be my own.I been tink say u done add am go far self!

acidtalk:

Who be this village bush baby wey come here come dey form?

You wey be say na trailer them use carry you go city.

Waka enter BRT lane joh!

hahaha u don finish d Americana wana bi,oboy ur mouth no gud oh

Brite02: Barman don scam me, abeg assistant barman gv me 2 bottles of whisky make i carry go hauz go gv my visitors by monday i go balance u, u hear?

yeepa u dont start here with ur credit again, after pursuing u frm sharaton u wan con form niga raw here noway, my oga dnt mind dat man o. Na so he dey do i knw him for many joint, he use to drink and take style run

Brite02: no fear barman, your oga no go kil u if u gv me this credit, e get runs wey dey 4 ground. When e click na you go smile pass

fear kee mba, u knw say i never walk 4a month talkles of receiving salary, so dnt let start wit credit by d way u don go far Wiskey for dat mata

adonisgold: Who be dis mugu?!!
See the way e spell "pidgin" self.

acidtalk:

No mind am, him come here come dey form whereas him papa na village teacher for Otukpro Oyiacha.

acidtalk:

Correct babe.
I know say you get sense well well and dey face fact. Other mumus dey vex say why you dey preach to dem.

Sit down make I give you shack. Wetin be your favorite brand?

Lol. See your life?
You nor born well.

Royal-VII:
Wer diese unwissenden Narren, der gegen korrektes Englisch sprechenden Menschen diskriminiert zugunsten der ungenauen Skizze schlecht codiert sein.


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Abeg no form here o! Na pple like u̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ follow guys out, D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ evn give dem money for taking u̶̲̥̅̊ out.

Shollypopz:
u meant to say: No dey use google translate my german yans. Me sef know, i just dey use their head dey play. I luv pidgin wella.

@Sholly, I am gonna need some of your tutoring myself oo.
I can read and understand pidgin VERY well but writing it? eh...

I get tempted to mix my patois in it lol.