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Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by acidtalk: 10:47am On Jun 22, 2012 |
millinmax2: Enter Gutter joh! The one wey you buy since monday you never still setlle payment, you here again dey ask for more. Na that cold go kill you. Waka commot before I shout thief ontop your head. |
Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by acidtalk: 10:51am On Jun 22, 2012 |
millinmax2: If your babe clean no shaking. E get some okpeke wey clean die. From head to feet everything smooth die, that honey pot area come smooth like baby yahnsh omo, if you jam that kin babe ehn, na between that area you go wan die put. Aside the smoothness and thing come clean well. But if na thos yamayama smelling babes wey you dey always follow, na suicide mission you wan witness be that. |
Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by millinmax2(m): 10:53am On Jun 22, 2012 |
acidtalk: Why u de fall my hand na..Oya take money for dat yesterday own me go knw how i go take settle for this one wey i wan take bf night...Oya gimme my shot bf this babe talk say she wan de go na.. |
Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by acidtalk: 10:59am On Jun 22, 2012 |
millinmax2: Wetin come do monday, tuesday and wednesday bill, if na only yesterday own alone you wan pay. Onigbese, sha take before you say na me make you miss your runs. |
Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by millinmax2(m): 11:02am On Jun 22, 2012 |
acidtalk: No worry i go bring ur three hundred naira if i don de come from work this evening..Thank u...I beg sef where all those Okpeke's and Okpaka's wey d dis bar sef ?..Na Hang de worry dem abi conji ? |
Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by acidtalk: 11:06am On Jun 22, 2012 |
millinmax2: Mumu pikin. You think say everybody be like you wey no get job? Dem go work, the one wey go market go market. Na only you siddon don here since 7am dey wait for credit ogogoro. Sha bring money when you come this evening. Because Seun sef don dey demmand for him rent. |
Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by millinmax2(m): 11:09am On Jun 22, 2012 |
acidtalk: Me sf get work na.....But as rain de fall today i say make i wait for house na...Seun wan collect rent this evening ?..Where make i see money pay am mogbe ooo |
Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by millinmax2(m): 11:11am On Jun 22, 2012 |
acidtalk: Omo u don talk am finish o...this babe sef try na ...So if i chop am now the thing go fit belefu me ?how he de taste sef...he be like sugar or salt? |
Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by acidtalk: 11:26am On Jun 22, 2012 |
millinmax2: Ask 190. Na him specialty be that. |
Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by millinmax2(m): 11:30am On Jun 22, 2012 |
acidtalk: @190....Where u de i beg i wan knw how choochie de taste...Sugary or Salty |
Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by Sijo01(f): 11:57am On Jun 22, 2012 |
acidtalk: No yawa. but bfor i go sip d mixtur, alomo dey shark? |
Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by Sijo01(f): 12:02pm On Jun 22, 2012 |
Jluv, i see u o. na watin u wan drink na? |
Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by Jamesdman(m): 12:10pm On Jun 22, 2012 |
Sijo01:wetin be alomo+coffee combo? Abeg come sit dwn for my table mk we sip Sapele water together. . . Ogbeni, barman bring three more jugs. BS: Hw work na, hope say ur boss no dey nack u akpako o. @acidtalk, TGIF hope say asheis go plenty diz nite, mk we carry go warm body for weekend. . . Meanwhile, abeg pass Goldie come my side mk me ma sample are honie-well. |
Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by Sijo01(f): 12:15pm On Jun 22, 2012 |
James-dman: wrk dey fine o, e stil dey go on. sapele water nor good dis kind time na. abi u want mak i begin ring bottle for pipo head 4here. help me beg bar man mak him giv me fanta, since em nor gree giv me coffee. hw ur crib na, hope no lele? |
Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by Jamesdman(m): 12:28pm On Jun 22, 2012 |
Sijo01:barman, abeg no vex, give her smirnoff ice n malt. My crib no too mk sense o, na 24hr house arrest we dey since monday, bt we dey God hand sha BS: tnx for ur holla @my digit, though i no hear wetin u bn dey yarn, i do appreciate! |
Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by Sijo01(f): 12:36pm On Jun 22, 2012 |
James-dman: nt wrk ws nt co-operatn. ws actuali ringin because of d situatn of tins. mak u dey careful o abeg. bck to gist, i go manage malt, oya barman, i dey wait o |
Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by Jamesdman(m): 1:09pm On Jun 22, 2012 |
Sijo01:Thank u vry much for ur care, i go dey watch my bck. Barman, where u na, u no dey hear english ne. . . Abeg give her malt drink! Meanwhile i wan piss, where una toilet, abi mk i do am for these empty bottles. |
Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by LLcoolKJ(m): 3:11pm On Jun 22, 2012 |
Abeg who dey hia......i need two small bottle alomo i get match wiv on NL geh wey just dey cut me eye since |
Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by Sijo01(f): 5:39pm On Jun 22, 2012 |
Its 17:59 oya barman pass me one bottle of guinness stout. |
Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by Jamesdman(m): 5:45pm On Jun 22, 2012 |
. . . . Sabi gal. Barman add heineken join am, she go mix the guiness with heineken! |
Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by Sijo01(f): 5:57pm On Jun 22, 2012 |
U sabi watin dey. Barman do anytin em tel u, i ready drink all d mixables, no shakin, i don reach houx. Hw ur day waka na @james? |
Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by Jamesdman(m): 6:08pm On Jun 22, 2012 |
Sijo01:mehn no waka today o. . . Na indoors tinz o. Hw office 2day, hope say they no give u too much headache o |
Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by acidtalk: 6:22pm On Jun 22, 2012 |
James-dman: Come back here. Ole! Na so you say you wan piss that last time, you jump fence run away. Piss for your seat. If you insist say na toilet you wan use, make you kuku drop this your chink phone. |
Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by freecocoa(f): 6:52pm On Jun 22, 2012 |
Idowuogbo:C'mon sharrap dia Does having a british accent mean one only speaks queens english? So i no fit use British accent speak american english or igbo sef? Be vely kaiful o . Been tryna call you to no avail,you don bone my end abi? No longthing. |
Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by Jamesdman(m): 7:19pm On Jun 22, 2012 |
acidtalk:see this guy o, na me u dey follow yarn poti, dey neva yarn u say i dey roll for naira,cedi,dollar,pounds,euro,yen. . .any1 wey u want, jst name am. Na becoz i tk 8 jugs of Sapele water wey no cost more than £20 na im mk u dey do face lyk gorilla wey wan born? Anywayz tk this one hold body 1st *pulls out five twenty-dollar bills*. If i don exhaust am holla mk i give u more! |
Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by acidtalk: 7:39pm On Jun 22, 2012 |
James-dman: You sure say this one no be fake too? Because the last one wey you give me if to say those aboki wey I go change am from know me well well, na kill dem for kill me. Check am well oh! |
Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by Jamesdman(m): 7:57pm On Jun 22, 2012 |
acidtalk:so u wan tell me say u no fit identify real dollar bills. . . People no dey pay u in dollars ne, which kind local bar be this sef? Anyways, tk this one, atleast u go sabi am well well *gives him N10,000* |
Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by Idowuogbo(f): 8:27pm On Jun 22, 2012 |
freecocoa: C'mon sharrap diaStop chatting shyte tru ya anus my friend! U dey try call who? Gal liv talk o! If odas can get me, dee na ur phone get d syndrome. I just dey look u na! Dey flex! U nid am! *angry face* |
Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by Brite02(m): 9:02pm On Jun 22, 2012 |
*clears throat* bar man!!! Get me one bottle of beer. |
Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by acidtalk: 9:24pm On Jun 22, 2012 |
Idowuogbo: Wire your number to me make me sef slap you with phone call. |
Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by acidtalk: 9:25pm On Jun 22, 2012 |
Brite02: *clears throat* Tah! Get away there. No free beer for you tonight. Go carry money come if you wan shack. |
Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by freecocoa(f): 9:42pm On Jun 22, 2012 |
Idowuogbo:I swear to you,jokes apart. I'm really serious,it keeps saying"the -mobile customer you are calling isn't available at the moment" why i go play with that kind thing na? *sad face* |
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