Am I the only person that is seeing that the snake is actually fake?

Gabbriell:
Nigerians

Why is it in Food section?

hahahahahaha

I had to check to verify, oh my days, I can't stop laughing

nawa for this your house o

This can feed a community

Bloodclaaaak
This can swallow a full Buhari cow

This is huge It reminds me of the one me and my JT friends killed at Apapa beside NAVGAS oil Wharf road in 2018

salivating already. bro your location

LMS1:

Congrats Man.
But For A Serpent Of This Size To Visit U At Home Means U Are Sorrounded By Thick Bush.
Try Clear Your Environment Make Another One Nor Enter Your Room
When U Nor Dey.

My thought exactly.
How can such huge creature be living among humans

benjamin007:
My Dad Caught The Biggest Phyton In Africa

See what we are having for dinner tonight
It came to our backyard to swallow our goats luckily we didn't tie the goats so they ran away, my dad was wondering what could have made the goats at Midnight, I followed him to our biggest surprise it's a snake at first I didn't believe my eyes, it was trying to get away my dad use Cutlass to hit the head till it stopped moving

Snake pepper soup all the way...

Lala shall we?

now we won’t be celebrating Nigeria’s first anaconda as it met hunger trying to grow to that size.. something wey una for give am all the goats and wait till e grow call Guinness book of record people say naija to the world lol

seborrhic:
You could have made a lot of money if u hadn't killed that snake.
Catching it and sending the pics alone to NatGeo or conservation groups worldwide would have even earned your dad, family,town and state fame.No joking.
They would have called and done research to find out if it was an endangered species to preserve.
Nigerians are very ignorant and poorly educated when it comes to widelife.

Forget all those things you see on TV. Na packaging. Natgeo has no such time for some game in some African milieu. Contents are usually manipulated for viewers delight.

DrEmmy01:
Am I the only person that is seeing that the snake is actually fake?

Na only you ooo

Sijo01:


My thought exactly.
How can such huge creature be living among humans

I swear and they are constrictors I fear them bro because they will break bones and stretch their preys like no one cares..lol

VaselineCrew:


hahahahahaha

I had to check to verify, oh my days, I can't stop laughing

ahahah Na politics e for dey abi fashion since the skin is highly needed lol I just taya dat snake Na multipurpose ���

6digitscomrade:
ahahah Na politics e for dey abi fashion since the skin is highly needed lol I just taya dat snake Na multipurpose ���

me sef, I no know were dem for put am sha

but food section like say 'food is ready'

seborrhic:
You could have made a lot of money if u hadn't killed that snake.
Catching it and sending the pics alone to NatGeo or conservation groups worldwide would have even earned your dad, family,town and state fame.No joking.
They would have called and done research to find out if it was an endangered species to preserve.
Nigerians are very ignorant and poorly educated when it comes to widelife.

You with proper widelife education, should we pray so that bigger ones visit you?

6digitscomrade:
I swear and they are constrictors I fear them bro because they will break bones and stretch their preys like no one cares..lol

I'm no bro menh

JudgeKronos:
Bros, hustle oo make you finish/renovate that house .
Your paa don try oo....

U are a real nigga bro

But above all things OP I wish above all things that you hustle very hard and prosper so you can upgrade your old boy house......

Your living room says it all about how the snake wandered to your goat shed.


Lastly enjoy your post val. gift merrisiouly.

BRATISLAVA:


And swallow?

Yes, and swallow.
Very right.

DoubleEngine007:
Ur dad get mind o.. For him to have used only cutlass to kill this huge thing.. Even if I was using iron pole,I go still stand far away from where that thing is . I can not cum and let snake fold my legs o

Hahahahaha, guy u caught me already. I can not cum and be using somethng as short as snife to cum and be attempting to kill this kind scary beast

benjamin007:
My Dad Caught The Biggest Phyton In Africa

See what we are having for dinner tonight
It came to our backyard to swallow our goats luckily we didn't tie the goats so they ran away, my dad was wondering what could have made the goats at Midnight, I followed him to our biggest surprise it's a snake at first I didn't believe my eyes, it was trying to get away my dad use Cutlass to hit the head till it stopped moving

Snake pepper soup all the way...

Lala shall we?

I'm not among those that will insult your house. Infact God bless you and your papa hustle but why you put that thing for palor? Well probably that's not the main palor, prolly it's just some outdoor palor where y'all gather to play and while away time or am I wrong?

na fainting I will fain t. o my God this is so scary �

If any snake the miss for una villa make una hold this snake wella.

benjamin007:
My Dad Caught The Biggest Phyton In Africa

See what we are having for dinner tonight
It came to our backyard to swallow our goats luckily we didn't tie the goats so they ran away, my dad was wondering what could have made the goats at Midnight, I followed him to our biggest surprise it's a snake at first I didn't believe my eyes, it was trying to get away my dad use Cutlass to hit the head till it stopped moving

Snake pepper soup all the way...

Lala shall we?

Mehn... where do u live...I mean which part of the country. state

Lucrativress:
You da you're stingy die Coman do the giveaway E dinnuh make FP

E don make fp, soo no more give away .

benjamin007:
My Dad Caught The Biggest Phyton In Africa

See what we are having for dinner tonight
It came to our backyard to swallow our goats luckily we didn't tie the goats so they ran away, my dad was wondering what could have made the goats at Midnight, I followed him to our biggest surprise it's a snake at first I didn't believe my eyes, it was trying to get away my dad use Cutlass to hit the head till it stopped moving

Snake pepper soup all the way...

Lala shall we?

This is big enough to swallow children if not adults.

Looks like this thing don already swallow something

seborrhic:
You could have made a lot of money if u hadn't killed that snake.
Catching it and sending the pics alone to NatGeo or conservation groups worldwide would have even earned your dad, family,town and state fame.No joking.
They would have called and done research to find out if it was an endangered species to preserve.
Nigerians are very ignorant and poorly educated when it comes to widelife.

CATCHING IT'
HOW?

chatinent:
The shoe I am seeing there must be your dad's. That shoe cannot spoil, man. I can see yours under the shoe. There's a brown smell oozing out of it.



I can see your mum's slippers there too. Clearly, she has gone to buy pepper and nchaanwu for this great feast. And I'm sure it's charcoal we cooking with.

You didn't even remove the water bottles for fetching ororo on the sofa.


I'm coming with one jar of overnight tumbo, and some wooden cup..with alligator pepper and ugba.


I can also see that you were the one who carried it home, hence the sachet water nylon lying on the floor you drank when you dropped it.


Is your sister, Titi, my lovely girlfriend around?

I like your writing prowess...

Ok

RICHSATAN:
yes bro, please ask him for adress and go and catch the snake brother. i am sure there are like 2 brothers and 1 sister snake there.
please stop typing and go and get yourself famous. anumanu

Hahahah abeg the joke is 2much for my tummy . Hahahaha as if he can catch the tiniest snake alive

LMS1:

Congrats Man.
But For A Serpent Of This Size To Visit U At Home Means U Are Sorrounded By Thick Bush.
Try Clear Your Environment Make Another One Nor Enter Your Room
When U Nor Dey.

What could have happened to a little Child playing in the Yard?