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Two-by-fours by dashkk(m): 8:29pm On Jul 05, 2007 |
Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-four." The clerk said, "All right. How long do you need them?" The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check." After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house." |
Re: Two-by-fours by karlken(m): 2:23pm On Jul 06, 2007 |
I feel like sleeping.Is this a joke? |
Re: Two-by-fours by dashkk(m): 6:35pm On Jul 06, 2007 |
u are the best judge ever |
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