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| How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by Babara1994(m): 8:37am On Apr 20, 2021 |
One Tuesday morning on my way to work, I decided to buy some akara and bread. After purchasing my akara, I saw this young beautiful lady staring at me with a simple smile. Me that no lady has ever smiled at me, I almost went crazy and began to thank God for bringing this beautiful lady to me on a platter of gold. She kept on staring at me for about 2 minutes. I was ready to shoot my shot. So I decided to walk up to her and tell her how sexy she was, flirt with her and get her number. As I put my akara and bread in my bag, she made the move and began coming to my direction. Omo, my head wan blow. See as I dey thank God. I decided to first comment on the size of her boobs before any thing else. Tears rolled down my cheeks as she first said to me, " You are Mr Seyi, my husband's new employee, right?" I replied, " Thank you ma" That's how I would have lost my job if she didn't speak first. God is good. Patience is key. 505 Likes 30 Shares |
| Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by thesicilian: 8:41am On Apr 20, 2021 |
At least you already know you're a pervert 381 Likes 9 Shares |
| Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by Onepiece(m): 8:42am On Apr 20, 2021 |
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| Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by mainkendo: 8:48am On Apr 20, 2021 |
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| Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by JAOS(m): 8:51am On Apr 20, 2021 |
lol 9 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by virago(f): 8:58am On Apr 20, 2021 |
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| Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by Offpoint1: 8:59am On Apr 20, 2021 |
And who says complementing your boss's wife boobs is a crime? There's nothing wrong after the chat you told her "ma'am you have a nice boob, what's the secret? I'll like to recommend to my future wife" No boss on earth would fire you for complimenting his wife boobs, unless he's a sadist. Modified: To all these people quoting me: What's the difference between "you're beautiful" and "you have a nice boob"? You're beautiful: you're complementing the entire BODY. You have a nice boob: You're complimenting one part of the body, area of concentration and focus... So what's the fuzz all about? 142 Likes 11 Shares |
| Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by Freestainworld(m): 9:21am On Apr 20, 2021 |
Maybe you where employed to dry clean her, you never can tell. 8 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by richmond500: 9:23am On Apr 20, 2021 |
Onepiece:ur moniker will have a lot of mentions, why did u choose this name? is it about the Animated Japanese series? 1 Like |
| Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by richmond500: 9:25am On Apr 20, 2021 |
Offpoint1:u compliment ur boss wife brezz and u expect him to give u a handshake 103 Likes 5 Shares |
| Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by Nobody: 9:35am On Apr 20, 2021 |
pervert spotted  but she fit like u na 2 Likes |
| Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by HONESTFACT101(m): 9:43am On Apr 20, 2021 |
lol your post would have been HOW I LOST MY JOB BECAUSE OF BREZZ OR BOOBS COST ME MY JOB......signing out 36 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by Sazeals(m): 9:56am On Apr 20, 2021 |
Offpoint1: lol for this nigeria, you dey craze 59 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by Nobody: 10:05am On Apr 20, 2021 |
Babara1994:Thank your stars 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by Gabe427: 10:20am On Apr 20, 2021 |
you, your boss and his wife should gettat wahallah for who cannot silently but his bread and akara 6 Likes |
| Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by MeekySmudger(m): 10:59am On Apr 20, 2021 |
richmond500:,..Exactly,...the first episode spoke clearly about life,...I really loved that movie,..now I have not time for them,..But when I hustle till one stage,..I would make sure,..I catch up. |
| Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by TheEnygma(m): 11:18am On Apr 20, 2021 |
| Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by indodon(m): 11:23am On Apr 20, 2021 |
Your boss wife dey where you de buy akara?? Can't help but wonder how much the job pays 84 Likes 5 Shares
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| Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by Onepiece(m): 11:26am On Apr 20, 2021 |
richmond500:It's my favorite anime actually...and I don't think nlanders do watch anime  1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by richmond500: 11:31am On Apr 20, 2021 |
Onepiece:u are joking right? there is even a thread on Anime, its my favourite anime too. I remembered back then, my nairaland moniker was Donflamingo, people kept asking if I was a flamingo 2 Likes |
| Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by Opak001(m): 1:32pm On Apr 20, 2021 |
you would have said it with resket,
ma'am,I believe oga appreciate the mammalian glamorous,breestol.
what a pair of beauty.
come thank me later |
| Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by ogashman(m): 1:37pm On Apr 20, 2021 |
U re lucky....ur employer would have fired u. I don't know why some guys are extremely excited and tend to lose their sense of reasoning when they see the opposite sex. that's why if u want collect something from those types of guys, jus chill, wait for when them dey with a fine babe.... and he wouldn't decline ur request 33 Likes |
| Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by ictjobber: 3:04pm On Apr 20, 2021 |
Lie 1 Like |
| Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by FuckThaMod: 3:05pm On Apr 20, 2021 |
Babara1994:Rubbish.. Who told you there were no chances of her cheating on her husband with you? No woman of nowadays is loyal, I've bleeped many wives, even the wives of made men. You simply lack balls 7 Likes |
| Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by Anter: 3:05pm On Apr 20, 2021 |
Lol |
| Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by stag: 3:06pm On Apr 20, 2021 |
Even some perverts will be smarter than saying all these to a total stranger on the street. Thank God your dumb thoughts remained in your mouth. 11 Likes |
| Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by RiyadhGoddess(f): 3:06pm On Apr 20, 2021 |
Lols 1 Like |
| Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by Legalcriminal: 3:06pm On Apr 20, 2021 |
Wtf you lost your job for appreciating her size of boobs 1 Like |
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