How does walking up to a lady/woman that you want to talk to, equates you to a pervert?

We misuse words a lot in Nigeria.

OP must be a clown

Offpoint1:
And who says complementing your boss's wife boobs is a crime?

There's nothing wrong after the chat you told her "ma'am you have a nice boob, what's the secret? I'll like to recommend to my future wife"


No boss on earth would fire you for complimenting his wife boobs, unless he's a sadist.

unless he's a MURIC

Perv

That was close.

Oloshios somebody


Repent now Buhari has returned from London o o o. He is still in charge of Nigerian economy o o o.

Offpoint1:
And who says complementing your boss's wife boobs is a crime?

There's nothing wrong after the chat you told her "ma'am you have a nice boob, what's the secret? I'll like to recommend to my future wife"


No boss on earth would fire you for complimenting his wife boobs, unless he's a sadist.

This one is still being feed by his parents.

ogashman:



U re lucky....ur employer would have fired u.

I don't know why some guys are extremely excited and tend to lose their sense of reasoning when they see the opposite sex.


that's why if u want collect something from those types of guys, jus chill, wait for when them dey with a fine babe.... and he wouldn't decline ur request

Lol. We don dey use this format since 2004.

Use to have this neighbor in my school lodge then. He was shy with women and to compound issue, he was a stammerer.
So if I wanna get something from him, I will wait till there is a female visitor in his room, then I will go and ask him for indomie. He never refused on any of those occasion

They nearly kill him one day. The ladies in the hostel went to him to ask him to climb pole and fix light. Dude knew nothing about electrical but these females won't let him be. The cajoled and chided him, asking him if he is not a man.
Las las guyman muster courage climb pole and received the shocking of his life
He fell/jumped down and carry his heavy body with lightening speed into his house
All those foolish girls almost killed my chuks.
Dem no born dem well to come ask me to climb pole when my name no be Michael Faraday or Isaac newton

sojfarm:
Oloshios somebody


Repent now Buhari has returned from London o o o. He is still in charge of Nigerian economy o o o.

He wants to lose his job, his home, and his life. Buhari will teach him a lesson he will never forget.

meobizy:
This isn’t the jokes section.

Your original action may have turned a benefit if you played it right. Everything in life always has multiple outcomes. I’ve seen a guy who kept rejecting his female superior’s advances by adamantly sticking to official language during text conversations. It was hard, but she eventually got the message.

Female pervert, I sight you.

richmond500:
u compliment ur boss wife brezz and u expect him to give u a handshake

Even for USA sef, dem go shoot gun follow you sef

Babara1994:
One Tuesday morning on my way to work, I decided to buy some akara and bread. After purchasing my akara, I saw this young beautiful lady staring at me with a simple smile. Me that no lady has ever smiled at me, I almost went crazy and began to thank God for bringing this beautiful lady to me on a platter of gold.

She kept on staring at me for about 2 minutes. I was ready to shoot my shot. So I decided to walk up to her and tell her how sexy she was, flirt with her and get her number.

As I put my akara and bread in my bag, she made the move and began coming to my direction. Omo, my head wan blow. See as I dey thank God. I decided to first comment on the size of her boobs before any thing else.

Tears rolled down my cheeks as she first said to me, " You are Mr Seyi, my husband's
new employee, right?" I replied, " Thank you ma"

That's how I would have lost my job if she didn't speak first. God is good.
Patience is key.

How is this a lesson for perverts?

It is normal to flirt.

It is normal to make a move on a girl who is smiling at you.

All your moves in that little story of yours are absolutely normal.

Offpoint1:
And who says complementing your boss's wife boobs is a crime?

There's nothing wrong after the chat you told her "ma'am you have a nice boob, what's the secret? I'll like to recommend to my future wife"


No boss on earth would fire you for complimenting his wife boobs, unless he's a sadist.

I would not only sack the muthafuckka, I'd give him a beating.......... Oops, yeah I'm a sadist.

im a little perturbed to see that threads like this made it to front page . unbelievable NL is now a comedy hub

Babara1994:
One Tuesday morning on my way to work, I decided to buy some akara and bread. After purchasing my akara, I saw this young beautiful lady staring at me with a simple smile. Me that no lady has ever smiled at me, I almost went crazy and began to thank God for bringing this beautiful lady to me on a platter of gold.

She kept on staring at me for about 2 minutes. I was ready to shoot my shot. So I decided to walk up to her and tell her how sexy she was, flirt with her and get her number.

As I put my akara and bread in my bag, she made the move and began coming to my direction. Omo, my head wan blow. See as I dey thank God. I decided to first comment on the size of her boobs before any thing else.

Tears rolled down my cheeks as she first said to me, " You are Mr Seyi, my husband's
new employee, right?" I replied, " Thank you ma"

That's how I would have lost my job if she didn't speak first. God is good.
Patience is key.

Your posts show that you are obsessed with s3x.
You have to exercise self control, and channel your energy/time to more profitable things.

You would maybe not have lost it and if u did u will get a better one

Werey OP

Mayb she was onto u. Yorubas can cheat
Marriage dont mean anything to them

Babara1994:
One Tuesday morning on my way to work, I decided to buy some akara and bread. After purchasing my akara, I saw this young beautiful lady staring at me with a simple smile. Me that no lady has ever smiled at me, I almost went crazy and began to thank God for bringing this beautiful lady to me on a platter of gold.

She kept on staring at me for about 2 minutes. I was ready to shoot my shot. So I decided to walk up to her and tell her how sexy she was, flirt with her and get her number.

As I put my akara and bread in my bag, she made the move and began coming to my direction. Omo, my head wan blow. See as I dey thank God. I decided to first comment on the size of her boobs before any thing else.

Tears rolled down my cheeks as she first said to me, " You are Mr Seyi, my husband's
new employee, right?" I replied, " Thank you ma"

That's how I would have lost my job if she didn't speak first.....

hahaha.......ur banana wan cos u skataskata......

How does this story points to been a pervert? Or you dont know the the meaning of pervert?

SweetDipBenny:
Mayb she was onto u. Yorubas can cheat
Marriage dont mean anything to them

where did you get yur statistics from?

Offpoint1:
And who says complementing your boss's wife boobs is a crime?

There's nothing wrong after the chat you told her "ma'am you have a nice boob, what's the secret? I'll like to recommend to my future wife"


No boss on earth would fire you for complimenting his wife boobs, unless he's a sadist.

You say wetin? For naija? I hope no one is contemplating agreeing with you

Complimenting a girl's boob on the day you meet is even a turn off. Who does that

Offpoint1:
And who says complementing your boss's wife boobs is a crime?

There's nothing wrong after the chat you told her "ma'am you have a nice boob, what's the secret? I'll like to recommend to my future wife"


No boss on earth would fire you for complimenting his wife boobs, unless he's a sadist.

You'd not only be fired for sexual harassment. You'd be blacklisted as a sex offender. No try am.

Ogun miss you !

Good intro. Now go and continue your work, no go dull yoir sef.

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Old format.
All this secondary school boys wey just start yahoo yahoo.
No one will fall for this on nairaland.
oloriburuku omo

thank God you know say you na pervert

You missed your promotion man