This is absolutely Hilarious if u hav'nt seen it before. it happened while OBJ was still the president of Nigeria. Please read on

President Obasanjo got an invitation to visit the Queen of England. One afternoon, while drinking tea, he asked the queen the secret of her success. She told him that she relies on her people a lot and therefore she must be certain that they are intelligent. She decided to show him exactly what she meant and phoned Tony Blair.
Now listen carefully, Mr. Obasanjo, I am going to ask Mr. Blair a question to determine his intelligence.

Queen:- "Hello Mr. Blair, I have a question for you: your mother has a child, and your father has a child. This child is not your brother and is not your sister. Who is she?"
Tony Blair:- "It's ME"
Queen:-"Correct! Thank you, bye"
"Did you get that Mr. Obasanjo?" the queen asked. "Yes, thanks a lot, I'II definately be using that"

Once back in Nigeria he decided that he has doubts about the vice president [Atiku] and he's going to ask him the question. He arranged a meeting with him:
"Atiku, I have a question for you; your mother has a child and your father has a child. The child is not your brother and is not your sister, who is he?"
Atiku thinks, ".Em, Em, you must give me some time to think about it" and Mr. Obasanjo decided to give him a day to come up with the answer.
that afternoon, vice president Atiku called a meeting to discuss the question, but NOBODY knew the answer. They drew up an Atiku family tree, but to no avail. the next morning, he realised that he has to give Obasanjo an answer and as a last resort, he decided to phone Jerry Rawlings of Ghana.
"Jerry, your mother has a child and your father has a child. The child is not your brother and not your sister, who is he?"
Jerry answered immediately. "Hey, Atiku, It's me of course, you dumb Nigerian"

Atiku rushed to Obasanjo's office, very impressed that he has the answer to such a difficult question. "Mr. president, I know who he is, It's Jerry Rawlings!"
Obasanjo:-"Jerry Rawlings my foot. You are such a stupid vice president. I'II make sure that you are removed from office.The child is TONY BLAIR!"

[center]MISTAKEN IDENTITY[/center]

A drunken guy is walking down the street. He sees this nun, runs up and knocks
her over.

He says, "You don't feel so tough now, do you,Batman!?"

A guy walks into a diamond shop with a very beautiful woman. "Show
the lady your finest Diamond!" the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes to the back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous, Perfectly cut diamond.

As the lady tries it on, the jeweller discreetly whispers to the man, "Ah, sir
that particular diamond goes for $650,000." "No problem! I'll write you a check!"
"Very good, sir." says the shop owner. "Today is Saturday. You may come by on
Monday to pick it up, after your check has cleared."

So The man and the woman leave.

On Monday, The man Arrives at the store. The store owner is  outraged: "How dare you show your face in here after what you did? Your check bounced, There wasn't a single penny in your account!"

I know said the man "I just had to come by,to thank you for the most wonderful
weekend of my life!"

What a lovely idea!

[center]DAY OFF[/center]

Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."

These jokes are really hilarious especially the MISTAKEN IDENTITY. I don't mind some more, ppppppppppppppllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

i can not stop laughing when i read it, really funny

lovely jokes my man,keep it up

Folanusi d main man.u kil me.lol

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