hey! i ain't gay.


wwtlt someone pointed a gun at your face.

haywhy:

_{yes i am fasting} no talk am say nothing go happen oo

The last time i wished so, i was unborn


When was d last time u wished you tasted himwithout any relationship _{Mukinat, no lying this time, after all i told u nobody will know}

i dont taste o and am not lying


never



u?

@ quest; never.






wwdlt u ate bread? and im not talkn bout just any bread i mean d sweet agege bread?

Can't remember


wwtlt you drove a car all by yourself.

yesterday


you?

Last week.


wwtlt you entered a canoe.

never

wwtlt you went on a sailboat

never.





wwdlt u peeped while 2 gays were makn out, and u cldnt help but spend d whole day thinkn bout it all?

yuck!


hell no


wwtlt you had a good time w/friends

2 weekends ago,had some fun.






wwdlt u told someone dat u frm nigeria and all she had to do was look at u with a crazy expression on her face lol?

lol, 4 weeks ago

wwtlt you were challenged that you weren't nigerian?

this morning.that is because i don't look like one anywayz.





wwdlt u had a good nigerian local food like amala with ila alasepo(okro soup lol)?

Say last week


you?

last nite. got it frm a resturant a freind introduced to me.





wwdlt u had an unexpected grade in a course u hated so bad?

Yea during my sec school days.
I was given a high grade in Agric although i wrote very little.


wwtlt you wrote a course, your hopes were high and at the end of the day, you failed

never,i dont joke with stuffs like dat and i dont write jargons.






wwdlt u threw up and worms was all over d place ewwww?

Never


wwtlt you carried a cat

@ mukinat: me as how? Na never oo _{i am a reverend remember}






When was d last time you tasted the forbidden fruit?

me cant remember



wwdlt you fasted? _{say the truth o}

As for fasting, i no go lie i am only trying my best & i pray allah will assist me! _{but i fasted yesterday oo}





Seems you didn't get my previous question, so i'm gonna ask again.
When was the last time you tasted the forbidden fruit

i dont eat forbidden fruits _{i guess you do}

wwdlt you were dumped? _{tell me the truth o,so i can help you to beg her to accept you again}

For shizzle, i never get dumped! Why should i? _{anyway, i'm a reverend father}


But you said you have tasted the forbidden fruit but you can't remember


Anyway, when was the last time a guy said he has eaten enough?, _{mukinat u r spoiling my religion}

sometime ago _{my brother}

^{did i say that about the forbidden fruit}



i am not spoling ur religion o reverend father


wwdlt you[b] ate really well[/b]

I am presently eating rice





When was the last time you played with carot?

on sunday _{couldnt eat it} cuz it was boiled



wwdlt you spoke to someones lips?

I have neva seen such carrot been boiled so tell me about it,



I can't remember the last time i spoke to someone's lips. Try and remind me



When was d last time you gave some1 a tongue injection?

i am not a doctor <sub>before ramadan i guess at the dentist

boiled as in a pot with water</sub>




wwdlt you slept double?

Remind me dat last time i can't remember but i'm sure u shld 'cos ladies keep the dates





When was the last time you received a ballon injection _{if u lie i will slap u from here}

ar nor fit lie o but, remind me abeg



wwdlt you tasted hot chocolate delight?

If you dont mean something else that was yesterday!



When was the last time you received balloon injection _{if u avoid d question again i'll smack u 4 shizzle}

uh a balloon injection _never

wwdlt you recieved urs?

i dont receive ballon injections all i do is give




when was the last time u received the middle finger or was it index finger?