UyaiIncomparabl:
Thanks, Nairalanders. I don't think I'm deactivating again. The love is too much. Over 100 people sent me a mail to beg not to deactivate my account and that I'm special. I cried profusely last night.

I have changed my mind, thanks.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Thanks, Nairalanders. I don't think I'm deactivating again. The love is too much. Over 100 people sent me a mail to beg not to deactivate my account and that I'm special. I cried profusely last night.

I have changed my mind, thanks.

backbone503:


See dis one o! Wetin you dey feel like now? Sha, na the over 100 mumus (if any) wer "beg" I spos change am for.

meobizy:
Lol. Take a multi account user serious at your own risk. This one can’t leave Nairaland, she’s fallen too deep into the rabbit hole.


Victoria, don’t forget to check your mail.

UyaiIncomparabl:

UyaiIncomparabl:
Thanks, Nairalanders. I don't think I'm deactivating again. The love is too much. Over 100 people sent me a mail begging me not to deactivate my account and that I'm special. I cried profusely last night.

I have changed my mind, thanks.

UncleKoboko:


Na normal level

Boyfriend dump
Next
Snipper drinking

Ishilove:

Where do I start from? He is in his early 50s. He is the first person I practiced my 'nursing' skills on. He had a fresh, open wound on his thumb one time when he came for a visit. He was sleeping in the living room when I decided to give him some tender, loving care. I took water and a rag, wiped the thumb, and then affectionately 'disinfected' the wound with cooking salt.

Suffice it to say that that marked the end of his sleep for that day. I was about 5 or 6 years.

He would pick me up and toss me around like a rag doll, or carry me on his shoulder and spin like a carousel until we were both dizzy. One time we crashed to the floor and my mum banned us from 'turning like pot cover' in her house.

Whenever he came, I would sit on his legs and refuse to come down till he left, and sometimes begged my parents to allow him to take me away.

In retrospect he must have been in his early 20s, so as he grew older and economic conditions took him far from us, we lost contact for 18years. When we reconnected thanks to Facebook, I was of course by now too old to sit on his legs but I recall squeezing myself on the couch with him and clinging to his arm throughout the visit.

He calls me his 'baby angel' and I respond like a child. He tried calling my elder sister the same but she always looks at him askance, so he has stopped. I'm the butt of jokes for always acting like a child around him, but I love him like that. He is always smiling, very ebullient, always has a nice thing to say about everybody (no matter how evil you may be), always upbeat and no matter how depressing things may be, he always finds a way to be optimistic.

And that, daddy wa, is why you remind me of him.



Emi ke? Super mod bawo?

I was a full time super mod for just about 3/4months but I did it so well that almost 6 years on, people still assume I'm one. I've given up telling them I'm not a moderator but gradually I believe the calls have lessened over the years.

Please be safe because this Covid thing keeps metamorphosing into more aggressive strains. The sun yesterday was so hot, I wondered what kind of Covid can withstand this boiling heat so come and bask in our Lagos 'hot bath'.

UyaiIncomparabl:


Why exactly?

thorpido:
Good old days.Now the fear of sexual abuse can't let you keep kids with male relatives.

UyaiIncomparabl:
You read me right, Nairalanders.

I shall be deactivating this account soon. I am going to miss all of you so much. Especially my NL boyfriends, followers, crushes(crushers and crushees), and my benefactors. My time here was worth it while it lasted. Bid me farewell and wish me well. Seun Osewa, you are about to lose a meaningful member who has brought your forum joy.

Gosh. I am so teary right now.

Ishilove:

Unfortunate reality. I thought about it too and felt sad that the world has become so rotten that you can no longer entrust your little kids with male relatives

PCSI:


Reminds me of this saying "Many are mad but few are roaming the streets"

Teary kii u der

UyaiIncomparabl:
You read me right, Nairalanders.

I shall be deactivating this account soon. I am going to miss all of you so much. Especially my NL boyfriends, followers, crushes(crushers and crushees), and my benefactors. My time here was worth it while it lasted. Bid me farewell and wish me well. Seun Osewa, you are about to lose a meaningful member who has brought your forum joy.

Gosh. I am so teary right now.

pocohantas:


Sexual abuse of kids didn’t start today. I am even worried that parents ever trusted their little kids with elderly relatives- irrespective of the gender. Social media is only bringing a lot to light.

Jeon:


Not again..
Gonna miss another friend

Klass99:


Even at the point of your 'supposed exit', you still dey drop savage replies.

I couldn't help LOL , you are an interesting character I swear!

What's going on with you? I really hope you are okay.

Listen to what Sisisioge said or just do you and what's best for your mental health.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Thanks, Nairalanders. I don't think I'm deactivating again. The love is too much. Over 100 people sent me a mail begging me not to deactivate my account and that I'm special. I cried profusely last night.

I have changed my mind, thanks.

Mecka:
If i have my way, I would marry you cos you are never serious

Bodyodour:
No reason for deactivating?

Mecka:
You and your friend zzor deceived many guys by posing as females when in reality you are males. God almighty will judge both of you

UyaiIncomparabl:
You read me right, Nairalanders.

I shall be deactivating this account soon. I am going to miss all of you so much. Especially my NL boyfriends, followers, crushes(crushers and crushees), and my benefactors. My time here was worth it while it lasted. Bid me farewell and wish me well. Seun Osewa, you are about to lose a meaningful member who has brought your forum joy.

Gosh. I am so teary right now.

Jeon:


AMEN

Can you name the guy's we deceived along with the proofs?

Stormyharper:


Lol jeon is Zzor. Anyway thank you Zzor I remember reaching out to you cuz of trolls you said i should ignored them and stop replying to them so i want to sincerely thank you for that.

UyaiIncomparabl:


And you got to that conclusion, how?

Mecka:
You joke alot. I've never seen you sober. Always playful and sly. Sometimes i wonder if thats how you behave in real life or you are just fooling around. Aside from that, you are very very saucy. I believe you have a dirty mind.

UyaiIncomparabl:
You read me right, Nairalanders.

I shall be deactivating this account soon. I am going to miss all of you so much. Especially my NL boyfriends, followers, crushes(crushers and crushees), and my benefactors. My time here was worth it while it lasted. Bid me farewell and wish me well. Seun Osewa, you are about to lose a meaningful member who has brought your forum joy.

Gosh. I am so teary right now.