On a fateful monday morning, afta takin her bath Mrs Chima was jst steppin out of their ensuite bathroom while her husband was abt getting in. At dat moment they both heard d front doorbell ring repeatedly in quick successions. 'Go check who's @ d door' Mr Chima said to his wife as he entered d bathroom & shut d door 2 take his bath. On getting to d front door & opening it, she was standing face to face wit their neighbour, Mr Chika who was holding a visible bulky envelope. On seeing dat she was only covered by a blue towel tied around her chest, Mr Chika said 'I will give u dis 50 thousand Naira if u would allow dat towel drop to d floor for 5seconds'. Afta thinkin abt dis Proposal briefly, she reached 4 her towel & let it drop down. Afta feeding his eyes, Mr Chika gave her d envelope containing 50K as agreed & hurriedly left. Mrs Eve Chima closed d door, went back 2 d room & was tryin 2 quietly hide her 'income' in d wardrobe when her husband asked 4rm d bathroom 'honey, who was dat?'. 'darling, it's Mr Chika' she responded. 'fine' he said b4 asking 'did he say anytin abt d 50K I borrowed him?',

so how does this constitute romance

Sharp guy very sharp guy

So wat's romantic about ds story,u shd ve posted it on jokes thread.

F[i]u[/i]ck wharreva section it is jare, D thing really cracked me up!