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Love Letter by bright007(f): 4:12pm On May 12, 2011
Hi peeps,here is a letter to a girl from a guy wey dey trip big time.


Hello girl, I want to write u this letter Because everyday I saw u opposite with my workshop.You saw me $ I also saw u everyday.But I hav watch u severlly time.the way your behaviour is good for me.I want to take u as a girlfriend.Because your the beautiful girl in this town.So I love u like a flower.But one thing is dat,I want to talk to u but don't hav time-that is why I shouldn't come $ talk to u.and at d same time the place u are sitting is for the road that everybody pass;that is why I shouldn't come and talk to you .if u think that u cannot read the letter just call me and talk to me in securit way.so read the letter and give me reply or the answer.I am done.good bye.

**whats your opinion about this guy?**
Re: Love Letter by dani1luv: 4:20pm On May 12, 2011
The Guy tried. .at least he is still better than some who cant even spell "go"
Re: Love Letter by Muzicphem(m): 4:21pm On May 12, 2011
@ bright na where dis one for happen the guy is still a primate maybe a homo erectus tongue
Re: Love Letter by brownsilk(f): 4:35pm On May 12, 2011
NAA, he is talkin about himself, he actually sent that letter to daniluv, sorry to some gal like that lipsrsealed
Re: Love Letter by bright007(f): 4:43pm On May 12, 2011
@muzikphem:a girl friend sent it to me on my berry dat one mugun for her area dey trip big time!
Re: Love Letter by bright007(f): 4:44pm On May 12, 2011
@brownsilk:wetin u talk?well maybe u dey dream.
Re: Love Letter by dani1luv: 4:53pm On May 12, 2011
brownsilk:

NAA, he is talkin about himself, he actually sent that letter to daniluv, sorry to some gal like that lipsrsealed
Jeez sad Like u bah tongue
Re: Love Letter by brownsilk(f): 5:26pm On May 12, 2011
bright007:

@brownsilk:wetin u talk?well maybe u dey dream.
dream ke, if no be so, how u take know all d inner cakus of wetin d letter talk!

dani1luv:

Jeez sad Like u bah tongue
i call ur name? na cancel i cancel am naa,
Re: Love Letter by bright007(f): 5:50pm On May 12, 2011
@brownsilk:the gurl wey d guy dey fall mugu n for na she send to my berry shikina!!!
Re: Love Letter by dani1luv: 9:09pm On May 12, 2011
brownsilk:

dream ke, if no be so, how u take know all d inner cakus of wetin d letter talk!
i call your name? na cancel i cancel am naa,
angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
Re: Love Letter by brownsilk(f): 9:08am On May 13, 2011
ahha danibaby, u go just burst ya vexing nerve on top one vex, save am for next vex naa, oya sorry kiss
Re: Love Letter by bright007(f): 11:23am On May 13, 2011
@brownsilk:which one b ya own self?you wan make dani rebrand you?no go talk pass ur mouth oo
Re: Love Letter by ChiefEben(m): 3:41pm On May 13, 2011
Stupid letter angry
Re: Love Letter by bright007(f): 6:56pm On May 13, 2011
@chief eben;your opinion is irrelevant!!**no offence***
Re: Love Letter by EfemenaXY: 3:13pm On May 14, 2011
Stale joke - seen it b/4

Bright you nor try at all jor sad
Re: Love Letter by bright007(f): 6:31pm On May 14, 2011
@efe:thanks for ur opinion!but one thing wey surprise me b say,u talk say u don see dis joke b4.where u see am?abi the guy in question is related to u?Na wa ooo
Re: Love Letter by EfemenaXY: 9:25pm On May 14, 2011
^^ ah!

but d joke has tey-tey now! grin grin

but seriously speaking bros - you post dis kind dull joke again. . .

and Efe go disown you - Waffi nor dey carry last!!! cool cool
Re: Love Letter by bright007(f): 7:56am On May 15, 2011
@efe:ahaaa!e never reach dat level nawww.just praise me small
$ I go enter d level where u want make I dey.
Re: Love Letter by EfemenaXY: 12:40pm On May 15, 2011
okay bros - I got your back everytime grin grin grin

now where dat cousin of yours waka go sef?? cool
Re: Love Letter by StudioCFR(m): 12:01am On May 16, 2011
where is the joke gaddammit
Re: Love Letter by yinkalink(f): 5:03am On May 16, 2011
Op u v been charged
5000 4 openin d thread
10000 4 d comments on it
2000 4 writing a letter
Re: Love Letter by kodylicky(f): 11:41am On May 16, 2011
@yinka
u shld be charged for posting on every thread
Re: Love Letter by yinkalink(f): 5:13pm On May 16, 2011
kody-licky:

@yinka
u shld be charged for posting on every thread


WHAT!!!
shocked shocked
Kody u have been charged
10,000 for commentin on dis thread
500,000 for having a name that invites treacherous thoughts in d minds of men
5,000 for i dont even kno sef
101,205.79 for implying that a officer of d realm be charged

abi u don c wey dem ban Dani before?
Re: Love Letter by bright007(f): 5:49pm On May 16, 2011
Dis one wey yinka just dey charge people so,I dey fear ooo.make I quickly zoom off with my escalade b4 she notice me!
Re: Love Letter by yinkalink(f): 9:23pm On May 16, 2011
WILL U CUM BAQ HERE!!!
Ehen!U r countin my voice abi

U v bin charged 500,000 4 bin a voice count(er)
Btw,its in GBP
Re: Love Letter by kodylicky(f): 9:01am On May 17, 2011
were we suppose pay in all da money

na for ur bank acct.?
Re: Love Letter by oderemo(m): 9:52am On May 17, 2011
this is not a joke but a rant. and most of the tym one cant decipher a rant. so i move on.
. sorry.next.
Re: Love Letter by yinkalink(f): 1:00pm On May 17, 2011
Yes of course
Where else
Ur own?
Ole
Re: Love Letter by ChiefEben(m): 6:37am On May 23, 2011
lol
Re: Love Letter by bright007(f): 9:06pm On May 23, 2011
@ode remo:it takes a rant to know a rant!!!
Re: Love Letter by EfemenaXY: 9:48pm On May 23, 2011
someone define rant pls. . . tongue
Re: Love Letter by bright007(f): 4:55am On May 24, 2011
@efe:pls ask ode remo.he is in a better position

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