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Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Nobody: 9:11am On Sep 11, 2021 |
Lilpen3758:3 gbosa for you, carry on, better pikin |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Kaykay999(m): 9:11am On Sep 11, 2021 |
Her mom was admitted to the hospital near my house.She started watching me feeding my dog from there we got close until one night i had to jump the fence,she was boiling hot water alone and the kitchen is outside omo nah so we smash that night. She’s so sweet damn !!! Then in the morning my gateman one Fulani boy come dey reason me he saw a guy n girl f**king in that kitchen yesternight ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Me just keep calm dey smile. 1 Like |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Lilpen3758: 9:26am On Sep 11, 2021 |
dannyrhymes600:how about you dey write this kind weird stuffs and get paid for it?? |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Nobody: 9:30am On Sep 11, 2021 |
Lilpen3758:If I see that kind opportunity, I go grab am 1 Like |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Nobody: 9:57am On Sep 11, 2021 |
Ayo2004:She used your destiny bro. It's not because she's smart: thousands of people are smarter but she took your essence and used it to make her future brighter. Next time, don't fvck any girl that offers herself to you except your wife. Fvck girls you hunt down. Enjoy what is left of your destiny. 4 Likes |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Lilpen3758: 10:00am On Sep 11, 2021 |
dannyrhymes600:see?? Na you go create am broh Na you go make them see |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Nobody: 10:03am On Sep 11, 2021 |
Lilpen3758:True talk. But I no even get the slightest idea on how to go about am |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Afostev11(m): 10:12am On Sep 11, 2021 |
Ayo2004:but one fact you should know is, she might be single as well. Do you expect her dress tattered? Dont be misconcepted about people you dont talk to and you assume things are good by their looks, a lots happening behind the veil.... Brotherman, make a move first and if it didnt work out,let go, but have a good motive because sometimes things works out for us based on the state of our heart towards other. Try man, good luck. 3 Likes |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Craggybogg: 10:48am On Sep 11, 2021 |
Ayo2004: Frictional story |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Ayo2004: 11:01am On Sep 11, 2021 |
nijaomegacode:Oga,shut up... What makes you think your wife can't use your destiny? Or u think because you sign a contract exempts from the spiritual brouhaha you are talking about? I am a student making money online through graphic designing and I am currently into coding and programming at 18 so my future is already showing bright signs Is it because I put the bread and akara with bet9ja part to sound humorous? I don't care about the opinions of religous mumus like you so if I had a chance to relive that memory,I would do it again.. Somebody has been intellectually smart since primary school yet you are here saying nonsense... I am happy for her so your opinion doesn't count I thank God daily I don't have friends that think like you I know your type;you are designed to think the worst about every situation regarding others in order to make yourself feel brighter 11 Likes |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Ayo2004: 11:03am On Sep 11, 2021 |
alphaNomega:Omo,once I am done,I am going to start applying to foreign firms and if I am given a good job,I am going to quit UNILAG and Nigeria and move to a country I am worth... Thanks man! God bless |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Ayo2004: 11:04am On Sep 11, 2021 |
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Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Lilpen3758: 11:16am On Sep 11, 2021 |
dannyrhymes600:hmmmmm then figure am out Na you go figure am out (Bro forget I no dey pushy, I dey also talk to myself like this ) |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Ayo2004: 11:39am On Sep 11, 2021 |
[quote author=Afostev11 post=105705440] but one fact you should know is, she might be single as well. Do you expect her dress tattered? Dont be misconcepted about people you dont talk to and you assume things are good by their looks, a lots happening behind the veil.... Brotherman, make a move first and if it didnt work out,let go, but have a good motive because sometimes things works out for us based on the state of our heart towards other. Try man, good luck.[quote] |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Chevrolet076(m): 11:46am On Sep 11, 2021 |
Ayo2004: I'm really moved by your narration. I hope favor of God shines on me and you. Don't try to rub the sex or relationship part on the girl's face when you start chatting with her, it might put her off. Just do it calmly without expectations and watch how things unfold. And never be intimidated by all the pictures or posts she makes or anything you might have made up in your own mind. Chat with her like you normally would a pal (at least, you've shagged her before na ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Take care man !! 2 Likes |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Ayo2004: 11:46am On Sep 11, 2021 |
Afostev11:Thanks man. Going to reach out since I have nothing to lose How you are so optimistic about everything is appalling |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Ayo2004: 12:01pm On Sep 11, 2021 |
Chevrolet076:Will do... I have met so many girls after her but as usual,they are just the same girls that Nairaland guys dislike so much.She was my best ever girlfriend and after seeing this thread,memories just flooded and I reminisced the old days. Nowadays,I rarely sleep at night becaused I am focus on this programming and coding stuff.By the time I become an expert by next year,I am going to start sending emails to US and UK tech companies and start finding sponsors.Hopefully,we might meet again one day. I hope you are doing well in whatever you are doing too bro 1 Like |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Disclaimer12: 12:11pm On Sep 11, 2021 |
Mine plenty, weirdest among them and also scary! I have this lady i was asking out, fine, bookworm and mummy's pet! getting her attention was always a huge task, so i always do all i can to impress her, just so she could see me as a gentle man! then there was this Champions league match o, her immediate younger sis was at the viewing centre! she knew i was asking her big sis out! the match dragged to extra time and penalty, after the match the time was well into almost middle of the night, i offered to see the girl off back home for security sake, all because i want to be seen as a good boy o! for my mind, she go tell her sister say na me help her get back home safely, nothing dirty was on my mind, then we got to a primary school, bushy part, lonely road, time was almost 12am, i was in front and asking the girl to follow me, suddenly i looked back i couldn't find the girl, i was damn scared! this girl disappeared or what, lol, after one minute of searching i saw her in a strategic location! naso this girl tell me say i be good guy! offered to kiss me, the weak me couldn't resist kissing my crush sister of about 19 then! one thing led to another we moved from kissing the lips to the neck, to the big boob and the nipple was hard already! moved to the down region and she was dripping already! i just had to bed her over and insert the john Thomas! it was very intense, the breeze blowing that night was adding to the fun, after few minutes of ramming and slamming, she want a change of style, we took up position where she can lie down, we totally forgot the risk of snakes or reptiles! we just don't care, we continue and this time the moaning was louder! We didn't know we were just at someone's window all these while coz it was dark! it was all fun until the occupant of the room decided to cut short our fun! The old woman opened the window, flash us light nd pour us water why shaking her head for ruined childhood! lol! we both scamper for safety and funny enough i still walked her home! We took another position at an uncompleted building next to her house! we had fun till around 2am! Then she entered her house! The mumu me now left to my fate! how i got home that night remain a mystery! lol the Elder sis later traveled to the UK, we never get to date! Funny enough after 6 years, i still reconnect with the Ogbanje spoilt brat In Australia! we still had fun, just that this time we were both relaxed! she's happily married with 2 kids now, work as a Nurse in UK and till date she warned me that we must never be left by ourselves in a room! I get plenty sha! make una manage this one ![]() 7 Likes |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Craggybogg: 12:18pm On Sep 11, 2021 |
Ayo2004: But on your keyboard, "f" is closer to "r" now. |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Rolly22(m): 12:45pm On Sep 11, 2021 |
Ayo2004: Omo no be small matter oh, still reason am sha. |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by MufasaLion: 12:52pm On Sep 11, 2021 |
nijaomegacode: WTF did I just read? ![]() You typed bullshit! |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by gulfer: 1:28pm On Sep 11, 2021 |
Internet cafe during all night, staircase of sports complex in Bayelsa while serving (NYSC), inside my SUV @ kalakuta shrine ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by UndauntedYOCA(f): 1:38pm On Sep 11, 2021 |
duro4chang:Must have been electrifying Abu na electrocuting. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zERC18r_igU |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by sharpwriter(m): 2:37pm On Sep 11, 2021 |
Ayo2004:Oga, wetin be your age range and stop being pessimistic. You still fit play that football if you are still fit, even if na for their division 2 abroad, you still fit be big boy and it will appease your soul. |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Ucheosefoh(m): 2:39pm On Sep 11, 2021 |
Ayo2004:You are 18, you still have chance of playing football. All you need now is be active in football and always make sure you record videos of your skills and matches and upload on your social media accounts. You never can tell who may be watching. |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by duro4chang(m): 2:57pm On Sep 11, 2021 |
UndauntedYOCA:You lie no be small. Make you self try am . |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by fattprince(m): 3:01pm On Sep 11, 2021 |
Ayo2004:Bro I dey Unilag too. Which Dept dey dey. |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by fattprince(m): 3:09pm On Sep 11, 2021 |
Ayo2004:DO you mean Appealing. They are both real words. But one is negative and the other is positive. You used the negative one which I'm sure wasn't your intention. |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by bdon123(m): 3:45pm On Sep 11, 2021 |
OkuFaba:My man!! |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Ceufinish: 3:46pm On Sep 11, 2021 |
Do you have a place where you met God. He is another opportunity
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Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by bdon123(m): 4:03pm On Sep 11, 2021 |
OkuFaba:Tell us more how did it happen.How did u meet her.Some of us wan learn moves |
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