Ĥĭ stranger,u are welcome.I bet u wanna laugh,just sit back $ read LOVE LETER 2.
THIS LETTER IS BETWEEN EL-GUAPO $ HIS hubby RED ARSE.

LETTER FROM RED ARSE  TO EL-GUAPO
Dear GUAPO
The thing we are does the last time are take effectiveness. I told you to use preventiveness but instead you choose sweetness, right now conceive is in me. Mother cry, Father annoyance,  So come quickly or I dies. 
Thanks GUAPO

REPLY FROM GUAPO TO RED ARSE.
Dear RED ARSE,
I warning u not to use my name in vain. The thing we does the last time that I don't even last upto 2mins now your name calling me. U think I don't knew about ya uncle mike, that ya gateman, ben that baber inside ya street, that shaibu d meruwa that suplying water to ya yard. Are all of them using preventiveness? U thinkin I doesn't knew your dosing d same thing with them? Now u r name callin me becus of that small thing we does d last time. Afterall it was sweetin u more than it was sweetin me. That is why u was shouting jor ooo & carring your 2 leg ups. Let me informate u that it is not me oooh, cus the doctor test me & say I'm impotency. I'm warning u!

2 minutes love-making?
Impotency?
Choi!!

[size=18pt]**FAINTS**[/size]

is this your thread u boasting about , kai leprosy dey affect your brain oo , only people wiv dementia wud  laf at your recycled jokes , d best has beeen done by synthesis . this come bck remix is boriiiiiiiiinggggggg, get a grip of your life y do u always try so hard dumbooo , now i wudnt reply your thread anymore pointless realyy but i go reply u for bar o isiewu . i wud also warn el as well, lets seee  how stupidity demolishes d suppose  popularity u wish to get , your jokes makes singing birds cry out of tune

***ignores her completely**

**gets resuscitated**

thread is really hilarious.

Look at the way they murdered English Language in their letters!