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Going Google-eyed: The SEO Disease by Gagandeep: 8:23am On Sep 17, 2021
I'm beginning to get the feeling that I've been spending too
much time online the film reviews.

Next door to where I live is a church which has a row of small
square windows on one side of the building.

Every time I see those windows I think they are thumbnail images that can
click to open up larger images.

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What on earth is wrong with me?

When I'm driving down the road and I see company adverts on the
side of vans and trucks I think to myself: "Well that's not very
well optimised for search engine rankings!"

Have I gone mad? Or could there be another explanation?

Every profession has what is commonly referred to as an
occupational hazard. Tennis players get tennis elbow, writers
get writer's cramp and politicians get liar's teeth.

For web designers and SEO professionals, the problem seems to be
one of not being able to tell the difference between the
Internet and the Outernet (formerly known as the 'real world').

A visit to my local optician confirmed that I had indeed gone
Google-eyed. I was advised to seek help and enrol on a 12-step
SEO rehabilitation program.

course, initially, I denied that I
had a problem and tried to claim that I just needed a few more
incoming links and all would be fine.

But when the hallway from your bedroom to your bathroom becomes
a hypertext link,
you know you've got problems.
And when you return home one day to find the door to your apartment is locked and a message pops up in your head asking you to enter your
username and password, you know it's time to stand up and say:
"My name is Rob, I'm an SEO addict and I've been online for too
long."

So what are the symptoms of going Google-eyed?

There are a number of tell-tale signs, one of which is an
obsession with the length of your little green bar.

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