Ishilove:
Beer drinking and watching football

Babe, you can still do this as a woman that you are now...

siofra:
Tell my friend to hit me in the balls. I want to know how that feels if these boys have not been lying, crying that it's painful.

I di wicked

Mmm...I think I would love to have my vagina sucked if were a woman. I have seen the way women react when I suck them. I want to compare the feeling with what I feel when a woman gives me a bj.

siofra:
Tell my friend to hit me in the balls. I want to know how that feels if these boys have not been lying, crying that it's painful.

I promise you’ll not want that, because after you’ve gone back to your original state(female) the pain will still continue.

lilvicky68:
Open my leg wide make breeze enter my body..

breeze go full ur stomach

BluntCrazeMan:
If you're a guy for a week, the new guy still cannot

You're smart

However, the new guy will still try it at least once out of curiosity.

Echoban:



Just that alone ke
U no go wan nack woman ni?

Who nack epp

Akuruoulo:

Is this the only thing u need to do as a guy

That's the only thing I'm curious about.

And maybe how it feels to be kicked in the balls.

Ishilove:

You're smart

However, the new guy will still try it at least once out of curiosity.

Then, this current lady may still try it out one day too...
Just for curiosity sake too.
..
Just that, you may not enjoy the first series of trials, especially if you just did them on your own all alone by yourself.

timbuk2:
I no want...I love being a man

The only sensible comment on this Satanist stinking gay-ass Poomen created mind-programming thread! Eternal Judgement say soon fall on all Dragon-queens.

Ayion:
Sometimes, we admire some things about the opposite sex and we wish for a chance to try some things they do just to know how it feels.
So as an opposite sex, what do you want to try so you can experience the feeling ?

I will never be the opposite sex for a second.

chatinent:
I'd call my boyfriend and tell him I am not well.

I don't want to go to any hospital; I prefer Apples, or Chicken Republic’s hospitality. He'd come and carry me out to Apples. I'll still use my un-wellness to download at least, ₦50,000 of food, chicken, and anything my father cannot afford on a normal. I am not greedy. We will go to KYC too. That reminds me, I like Isi Ewu in the evening.

I'll give my iPhone 12 to my younger bro then tell my boyfriends I was robbed of it with sober reflections. I'd feign tears and he'll get me the iPhone 13. I'll do this for all my boyfriends on different dates because I am loyal.

I'll come online and be chatting to my constituency of boyfriends; from the deputy, to vice, to boyfriend of reps, to the comptroller, to chief comptroller, to the last man, the executive director. I have lost count, don't mind me...but I saved them in two long-note books.

I will post on my status: “I can't love you less, Michael, and change the privacy so only him can see it. That's how I'll do it for all of them who bought me things.

I'll make sure my phone is on airplane mode while with anyone..you know, I hate it when my faithfulness is questioned.

They will all send me money and I'll go shopping...mine, and all my family.

I'll come on Nairaland to say I am single too..who knows, another person may fill in other vacancies..maybe as administrative boyfriend, or boyfriend minister of information.


Let me stop here.

The future is female.

Can't love this post less

Hahaha...

For your little mind now you are talking sense abi?

You better wake up and carry all your wife's generational family problems on your head why she still give you an unprecedented attitudes any times things get little though.

peacettw:
Do absolutely nothing whilst expecting everyone in my family to respect and treat me like a king.

Use the deep voice on people with the sole aim of intimidating them.

Go to meetings and say absolute gibberish every few minutes or so just to see if I can command everyone's attention just cos I am male.

Talk rudely to my female bosses to see if they will take it or fight back

I am curious to see if men truly think with their third leg so will check that out too.

Almost forgot, go out with my friends and come back late at night or even the next day cos I know I won't be questioned

Murjem:
Hahaha...

For your little mind now you are talking sense abi?

You better wake up and carry all your wife's generational family problems on your head why she still give you an unprecedented attitudes any times things get little though.

Again, you are ABSOLUTELY RIGHT

anastasius:

How does it taste sucking and licking clitoris and pucciiii? U see ur hypocrisy?

Pucciiii

So sweet

BluntCrazeMan:
Then, this current lady may still try it out one day too...
Just for curiosity sake too.
..
Just that, you may not enjoy the first series of trials, especially if you just did them on your own all alone by yourself.

This lady has no intention of embarking on a 'series' of trials, especially when she has low alcohol threshold. She is not THAT curious.

I don't think I can take anything stronger than Smirnoff Ice or Star Radler.

Lucrativress:

Me too
Saying the break up lines without feeling guilty
Traveling to anywhere,at whatever time I feel like without being scared
Mehnn
Some men are so full of shit!!

The way fear used to do me, I see a group of guys sitting somewhere I'll either increase my footsteps, pretend I'm on a call or just turn and run, some mad ppl will just grab you anyhow, being a lady is living in constant fear of everything coz anything can go wrong

Ishilove:

This lady has no intention of embarking on a 'series' of trials, especially when she has low alcohol threshold. She is not THAT curious.

I don't think I can take anything stronger than Smirnoff Ice or Star Radler.

Woowww..
Cool..
You have a balanced understanding of the genders though.
Keep it up.

BluntCrazeMan:
Woowww..
Cool..
You have a balanced understand of the genders though.
Keep it up.

E seun. A da fun yin

chatinent:


I fine scarra.

no wam

Ayion:
Sometimes, we admire some things about the opposite sex and we wish for a chance to try some things they do just to know how it feels.
So as an opposite sex, what do you want to try so you can experience the feeling ?

I go bleep babe to see the sweetness men enjoy

Ishilove:

That's the only thing I'm curious about.

And maybe how it feels to be kicked in the balls.

Kicked baa? The way you'll be crying for two weeks go shock you.

jennifer22:





I go bleep babe to see the sweetness men enjoy

You wan be fuckaholic?

Nothing really. I've wondered how sex feels for females but came to the realization long ago that males and females are no different when it comes to lust and sensations. I'm satisfied as I am.

Ishilove:

That's the only thing I'm curious about.

And maybe how it feels to be kicked in the balls.

U might die in the process

chatinent:
I'd call my boyfriend and tell him I am not well.

I don't want to go to any hospital; I prefer Apples, or Chicken Republic’s hospitality. He'd come and carry me out to Apples. I'll still use my un-wellness to download at least, ₦50,000 of food, chicken, and anything my father cannot afford on a normal. I am not greedy. We will go to KYC too. That reminds me, I like Isi Ewu in the evening.

I'll give my iPhone 12 to my younger bro then tell my boyfriends I was robbed of it with sober reflections. I'd feign tears and he'll get me the iPhone 13. I'll do this for all my boyfriends on different dates because I am loyal.

I'll come online and be chatting to my constituency of boyfriends; from the deputy, to vice, to boyfriend of reps, to the comptroller, to chief comptroller, to the last man, the executive director. I have lost count, don't mind me...but I saved them in two long-note books.

I will post on my status: “I can't love you less, Michael, and change the privacy so only him can see it. That's how I'll do it for all of them who bought me things.

I'll make sure my phone is on airplane mode while with anyone..you know, I hate it when my faithfulness is questioned.

They will all send me money and I'll go shopping...mine, and all my family.

I'll come on Nairaland to say I am single too..who knows, another person may fill in other vacancies..maybe as administrative boyfriend, or boyfriend minister of information.


Let me stop here.

The future is female.

Haha damn Nigga is a tough truth that you know this gender very very well. I hail

Hassanmaye:

Haha damn Nigga is a tough truth that you know this gender very very well. I hail

I dey tell you boss.

JosephXavier:
I'm a dude and I don't want to be I'm the body of an opposite gender even for a second

I don't want to menstruate
I don't want to witness mood swings
I don't want a complicated life style

I only want to be my simple self, drink my bottles, groove and catch all the fun I want

Lol that's the power of Being a man

peacettw:
Do absolutely nothing whilst expecting everyone in my family to respect and treat me like a king.

Use my deep voice on people with the intention to intimidate.

Go to meetings and say absolute gibberish every few minutes or so just to see if I can command everyone's attention just cos I am male.

Talk rudely to my female bosses to see if they will take it or fight back

Curious to see if men truly think with their third leg so will check that out too.

Almost forgot, go out with friends and come back late at night or even the next day cos I know I won't be questioned

Hahahhahahaha your first statement made me laugh wickedly till I throw my phone