GERMANY 2016.
On Tuesday, a man in Munich was probably one of the first men to ever not worry about lasting longer.

According to Die Welt, the Munich fire department had to come to a man's rescue to free him from 13 metal penis rings after he had been unable to get them off for four days.

Once the agony was simply too much, the 52-year-old ran to the emergency admission of the Munich hospital, but even the doctors there weren't able to help – they called in the fire department.

It was an “elaborate and extremely careful” process commented the fire department after an hour of removing each ring one by one.

The poor 52-year-old must have nearly fainted when the officials marched up with two angle grinders to free him from his pain.

But 13 rings? The Local turned to the employees of Berlin's Dildoking sex store to ask the obvious questions:

“I can't give an estimate of how big his penis is, but it doesn't have to be particularly big, because there are different sized rings,” said salesman Martin Bertram.

“Also, people like to use greater numbers of rings in order to stretch their penis – it's a specific fetish,” he added.

According to him, this fetish has been in trend ever since penis rings came into existence.

In December fire services battled a spate of penis ring mishaps in the northern town of Osnabrück, cutting two men free from their guilty pleasures within a matter of hours.

Nevertheless the German Association of Fire Departments (Deutscher Feuerwehrvebrand e.V.), told The Local they ahve no campaign under way to enlighten people on the use of the intimacy gadget.

But sexuality.about.com came up with 10 things to look out for when engaging in penile quoits, including using lubricants and engaging in the activity with a partner.

Or, don't resort to the metal rings “but just use synthetic ones “, advises Martin Bertram.

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Does size matter? - well for these men.

But while some may see them as 'blessed' - they've actually come unstuck thanks to their genitals.

One man says his lengthy penis has stopped him pursuing his acting career as Hollywood directors think it will become a distraction.

Another says he has also been left unable to work and should be registered disabled as he can't move freely or fit into uniforms.

One man was even accused of shoplifting when a store assistance accused him of smuggling goods in his trousers.

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Jonah Falcon, who says his penis has messed his acting career.

Actor Jonah Falcon said his 13.5-inch penis has hampered his career as film directors are sometimes put off by his manhood fame.

But it hasn't stopped him bedding A-listers.

Speaking about his famous conquests in the bedroom, Jonah said: "Yes, I've slept with celebrities including Oscar nominees and Oscar winners, but I can't talk about that."

Jonah, who is openly bisexual, said he couldn't reveal whether the celebrities were men or women - but did confirm "it wasn't Meryl Streep".

The 47-year-old also previously hit headlines when he caused a security alert at a US airport due to the bulge in his trousers.

Security guards once thought he was smuggling a weapon .

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Speaking previously about his manhood, he said: "It's handicapped my acting because people won't hire me.

"It sucks - it relegates me into doing smaller parts. Maybe in the UK or Germany it might help my acting career, but here in Hollywood it's a negative."

He added: "When I'm fully erect, I'm 13-and-a-half inches with a seven-and-a-half to eight inch diameter - it's thicker than my wrist."

And when it comes to measuring up, Jonah claims to be nine inches when flaccid - compared to the average man who is around five to six inches when erect.

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He noticed he was 'different' down below aged 10.

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He said he first realised he was different at the age of around 10, when his schoolmates used to talk about him although he assumed it was because he had not been circumcised while his friends had.

“I was eight inches at the time.”

He said he had been offered porn work but had declined it: “I can’t perform in public - I’m a show off, but not doing it in front of other people.”

'I have threesomes with GOD – it's the best sex of my life and gives me heavenly orgasms'
Nita Marie, 45, from Colorado admits her husband isn't always aware the Lord has joined them in the bedroom, but insists they get it on at least twice a week

OnlyFans model Nita Marie says her sex life is now "the best it's ever been"

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A Christian OnlyFans model claims she has regular 'threesomes' with God - and that it's the best sex she's ever had.


Nita Marie, 45, says she's "experiencing heaven" every time she invites the Lord to join her and her husband in bed and that she does it at least twice a week.

The American, from Colorado, admits her partner isn't always aware he's being joined in the bed by the heavenly father - but insists she can feel His presence even if he doesn't show up in physical form.

Saying a prayer before they get down to business, Nita says it has improved her orgasms and her sex life is now "the best it's ever been".

Nita says she's "experiencing heaven" every time she invites the Lord to join her and her husband in bed.

“When you invite God to be a part of sex you change the act from something purely physical to something sacred and spiritual,” she explains.

“I’ve been asking Him to join me and my husband since the very first time we made love.

“There is nothing more fulfilling or satisfying than when you experience God’s love for you while pleasuring your partner.”

This isn't the first time the model has shared her close connection with God, having previously hit the headlines for saying He told her to "carry on stripping" – referring to the model's OnlyFans career.

Speaking about how she invites God into her bed, Nita explains that while it may sound odd to non-believers, she simply says a prayer and then feels the Lord in the space around her.

The mum-of-two says the 'threesomes' have improved her orgasms.
And her husband, not named for privacy reasons, isn't always aware of the third party either.

“I say a prayer in my head or out loud, it makes no difference," she says.

“My husband doesn’t always know when I ask God to be a part of our lovemaking – he would never mind though.

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“The best way to explain what it's like experiencing God while having sex is a feeling of pure love and fulfilment.

“Sometimes I set an intention for something I want to manifest into my life before I have sex and by asking God to be present, it means you’re more likely to be able to manifest that dream into reality.”

The mum-of-two, who shares sexy content with her one million Instagram followers, also claims that including God in her lovemaking improves her orgasms.


She added: “Whenever I feel him with us it’s always the best sex, so intense and full of passion and love.


“I don’t ask God to join me and my husband every time we have sex but at least twice a week.

“Everyone should try inviting God into their lovemaking at least once, you’ll be opening yourself up to experiencing heaven.”